MARYLAND!
ooooooooooooooooh i get it! lol!eleven bravo wrote:
Jay wrote:
Idahoooooooooooand I da pimpRTHKI wrote:
idaho
share a story
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there was a bartender in Toronto who pronounced it like that after I told him I was from MarylandRTHKI wrote:
mary land
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i once banged a fat girl who lived about 30 minutes away. she just came by to fuck and had her cousin waiting in the car for 40 minutes.Toilet Sex wrote:
ooooooooooooooooh i get it! lol!eleven bravo wrote:
Jay wrote:
Idahoooooooooooand I da pimpRTHKI wrote:
idaho
share a story
Tu Stultus Es
lol
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oh ive got stories
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i like story time
can we have another?
can we have another?
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i dont think it would be wise to share the one im thinking of
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More stories
i think it's wise
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so this one time this fat salvadorean chick came over from the town over. i didnt have a car so she caught the bus. but, she was ugly as fuck so i made sure she didnt walk in front of my house because i didnt want my neighbors to see her so i met her halfway from the bus stop to my house just to be sure and i said lets chill in the park so we did. so i eventually get her in the bathroom to start scuffing and what do i see but the nastiest skid mark in her panties belonging to the nastiest fat girl ive met up to that point.
so after i finished i never talked to her again
so after i finished i never talked to her again
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lmao
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lol more please
i just remembered another one but ive got to go grocery shopping
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Give me something to say to this Chinese girl sitting next to me
gan ni niaMacbeth wrote:
Give me something to say to this Chinese girl sitting next to me
And that means?Cybargs wrote:
gan ni niaMacbeth wrote:
Give me something to say to this Chinese girl sitting next to me
Wanna bang?
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
bugz wrote:
Wanna bang?
Sing her this:
naw jk gan ni nia means fuck your mom.
heres one:
shio jie wo jue de ni hen ke ai, yao bu yao pei wo chu he ka fei?
hey miss i think youre cute, wanna grab coffee?
heres one:
shio jie wo jue de ni hen ke ai, yao bu yao pei wo chu he ka fei?
hey miss i think youre cute, wanna grab coffee?
To which she will probably respond: "What? English please?"
Do the song, I'd go out with you if you did.
Do the song, I'd go out with you if you did.