Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5871

I don't know what she told the officer. We didn't speak to him at the same time. I told him what happened and he said he "has to investigate".
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5871

What does that even mean?!
west-phoenix-az
Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does
+632|6674
My guess would be he doesn't know the traffic laws well enough to determine who is at fault.


Of maybe he has a date later with the girl and that will determine who is at fault.
If you know what I mean.
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m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6956|UK
he weighs up the evidence + individual account of accident and based on the balance of probability determines who is at fault.

(You, as she slurps on his dick)
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
eusgen
Nugget
+402|7077|Jupiter
^ haha
west-phoenix-az
Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does
+632|6674
https://i.imgur.com/m1C1E.gif
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Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5871

I had to use an umbrella today. This is second time I can remember using an umbrella. I just use a hoodie  whenever it rains. The last time I used an umbrella was with my ex about a year ago. Even an umbrella reminds me of her.
UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5321|Massachusetts, USA

Macbeth wrote:

I had to use an umbrella today. This is second time I can remember using an umbrella. I just use a hoodie  whenever it rains. The last time I used an umbrella was with my ex about a year ago. Even an umbrella reminds me of her.
Man up and just don't use anything.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6908|Little Bentcock
macbeth will die alone
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6609|Graz, Austria

Adams_BJ wrote:

macbeth will die alone
Under his umbrella-ella-ella.
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6956|UK
ella ella ella
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Kampframmer
Esq.
+313|5127|Amsterdam
I can't call in sick because I don't have contact info of the tutors this introweek.
I just puked my guts out, and I hate being rude by not showing up especially knowing that they're waiting for me.

Last edited by Kampframmer (2012-09-05 02:03:36)

Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,816|6391|eXtreme to the maX
My work internet is really slow, I think the IT guy has put me on a really screwed switch as punishment for having to set up my PC after a 18 month wait and then fix all his mapping fuckups.

It took me over an hour to buy tickets for a gig and check my stock portfolio.
Fuck Israel
Kampframmer
Esq.
+313|5127|Amsterdam
My issue has been resolved.
Although it could have been avoided altogether if i didn't drink half a liter of milk that was 2 days past its sell-by-date.
west-phoenix-az
Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does
+632|6674
https://www.bontheball.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/puking-on-brospuke.jpeg
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6782

I went on vacation and forgot the charger to my tablet. /fwp
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,056|7057|PNW

My five-dollar giant apple smoothie's crushed ice gave me a fifteen-second headache, and now my morning is ruined.
"Been meaning to catch up with you but I've been super busy lately but I just wanted you to know that your ex's mom died this morning. Don't know if you care but I know I'd want to know if something like that happened to my ex"

wow what a nice facebook message to receive from an old 'friend' "DON'T KNOW IF YOU CARE" // wow THanks, puta
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6250|London, England

kimmm come on miggles ts and hang out
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5643|London, England

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

"Been meaning to catch up with you but I've been super busy lately but I just wanted you to know that your ex's mom died this morning. Don't know if you care but I know I'd want to know if something like that happened to my ex"

wow what a nice facebook message to receive from an old 'friend' "DON'T KNOW IF YOU CARE" // wow THanks, puta
My ex used my name in a young adult novel she wrote. He's the dream guy that got away.

...my wife is the one that made the discovery
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5871

A girl I knew said she was basing the main character of her vampire novel on me.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7027|FUCK UBISOFT

nobody has ever written a book about me fwp
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5643|London, England
THE ART OF LAINEY: Soccer star Lainey Mitchell is used to getting what she wants, and when her boyfriend Jayson breaks up with her for no reason, what she wants is to win him back before the start of their senior year. Lainey and her friend Bianca check the interwebz for tips and tricks, but the online dating advice is all pretty lame. Then the girls stumble across a copy of The Art of War. Didn't someone once say that love is a battlefield? Jayson isn't going to stand a chance once the girls go all Zhou Dynasty on him...

Old school strategy and subterfuge meet modern-day dramarama in the story of a girl who sets out to discover the person she's meant to be with, and ends up discovering the person she's meant to be.

Last edited by Jay (2012-09-05 19:23:19)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5871

My book is probably cooler. I'm a fucking vampire in it.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7027|FUCK UBISOFT

the twist is that macbeth's real name is edward
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