First World Problems

2012-09-05 19:47:07

#2926

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5736|London, England

Miggle wrote:
the twist is that macbeth's real name is edward

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2012-09-05 20:33:20

#2927

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5851|Ventura, California

Jay wrote:
Miggle wrote:
the twist is that macbeth's real name is edward

Literally loled

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-09-07 15:10:03

#2928

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6569|Roma

So busy at work, I didn't have time to sit and look out the window today!

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/29388/stopped%20scrolling%21.png

2012-09-07 15:12:44

#2929

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,989|7010|949

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Jay wrote:
Miggle wrote:
the twist is that macbeth's real name is edward
Literally loled

I don't get the joke. Vampire from twilight is edward right? Is that why its supposed to be funny?

2012-09-07 15:15:17

#2930

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,989|7010|949

Have to take 2.5 hour sexual harrasment training at work

Don't read any of the text and skip right to the questions portion of each section

Finish with a 94 percent

Fail the training because I finished in 20 mins instead of taking the full 2.5 hours

2012-09-07 15:21:34

#2931

west-phoenix-az: Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does; +632|6767

what did you get wrong?

https://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p123/west-phoenix-az/BF2S/bf2s_sig_9mmbrass.jpg

2012-09-07 15:32:23

#2932

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,989|7010|949

can't remember off the top of my head. There were like 10 sections with probably 3 tests per section. It's all pretty common sense stuff. Now I'm just sitting with the training module open until i hit the 120 minute mark

2012-09-07 16:17:08

#2933

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6377|Vortex Ring State

Train gets delayed (stops in the middle of the track) due to "police activity"... miss my bus.\

fucking chicago

2012-09-07 17:51:19

#2934

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,819|6484|eXtreme to the maX

Jay wrote:
Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
"Been meaning to catch up with you but I've been super busy lately but I just wanted you to know that your ex's mom died this morning. Don't know if you care but I know I'd want to know if something like that happened to my ex"

wow what a nice facebook message to receive from an old 'friend' "DON'T KNOW IF YOU CARE" // wow THanks, puta
My ex used my name in a young adult novel she wrote. He's the dream guy that got away.

...my wife is the one that made the discovery

You're sure its not a modern take on Moby Dick?

Fuck Israel

2012-09-07 17:59:37

#2935

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,819|6484|eXtreme to the maX

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Have to take 2.5 hour sexual harrasment training at work

Its important to do it right I guess.

Fuck Israel

2012-09-07 18:05:27

#2936

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,989|7010|949

Dilbert_X wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Have to take 2.5 hour sexual harrasment training at work
Its important to do it right I guess.

clearly im doing it wrong if i can not pay attention and get 94%. its a waste of 2.5 hours of my day.

2012-09-07 20:33:24

#2937

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|7045

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Have to take 2.5 hour sexual harrasment training at work
Its important to do it right I guess.
clearly im doing it wrong if i can not pay attention and get 94%. its a waste of 2.5 hours of my day.

Our Driving Safety training tests are the same way. Thing is, we can't skip to the Test section. We have to wait out the clock.

Come to think of it, it's like the online traffic court courses. Basically waiting out the clock.

2012-09-07 20:36:12

#2938

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,989|7010|949

i found out that it only counts a maximum of 5 minutes per section. Every 5 mins i had to click to a new section. So fucking stupid.

2012-09-08 02:55:58

#2939

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6569|Roma

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/29388/international%20charges.png

2012-09-08 06:51:38

#2940

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5963

I had to hide in the bathroom for 10 minutes to avoid an overly friendly coworker.

2012-09-08 15:54:45

#2941

eusgen: Nugget; +402|7170|Jupiter

back of phone is cracking apart, super glued phone ftw.

2012-09-09 06:07:14

#2942

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|6375

target launched new Stuff but the site will not load

Last edited by Kimmmmmmmmmmmm (2012-09-09 06:12:45)

2012-09-09 11:10:58

#2943

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|7094|Riva, MD

Some little faggots got bored because of the power outage last night and decided to egg my car, probably because they thought I was a cop

2012-09-09 15:59:19

#2944

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7091|Purplicious Wisconsin

_j5689_ wrote:
Some little faggots got bored because of the power outage last night and decided to egg my car, probably because they thought I was a cop

How would they think you're a cop? Is your car black and white?

Last edited by War Man (2012-09-09 15:59:31)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2012-09-09 16:00:40

#2945

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6875

War Man wrote:
_j5689_ wrote:
Some little faggots got bored because of the power outage last night and decided to egg my car, probably because they thought I was a cop
How would they think you're a cop? Is your car black and white?

not anymore, it's egg colored now

2012-09-09 16:07:05

#2946

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7120|FUCK UBISOFT

War Man wrote:
_j5689_ wrote:
Some little faggots got bored because of the power outage last night and decided to egg my car, probably because they thought I was a cop
How would they think you're a cop? Is your car black and white?

he probably drives a crown vic

2012-09-09 16:09:08

#2947

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7120|FUCK UBISOFT

indeed he does

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 9#p3687399

2012-09-09 17:05:19

#2948

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7091|Purplicious Wisconsin

13urnzz wrote:
War Man wrote:
_j5689_ wrote:
Some little faggots got bored because of the power outage last night and decided to egg my car, probably because they thought I was a cop
How would they think you're a cop? Is your car black and white?
not anymore, it's egg colored now

Well no shit.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2012-09-09 17:34:43

#2949

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6875

no. egg colored.

2012-09-09 19:59:15

#2950

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|7094|Riva, MD

Miggle wrote:
War Man wrote:
_j5689_ wrote:
Some little faggots got bored because of the power outage last night and decided to egg my car, probably because they thought I was a cop
How would they think you're a cop? Is your car black and white?
he probably drives a crown vic

A winner is you

I also have a pretty short haircut not unlike that of military/law enforcement/authoritarian-looking young white guy right now which doesn't help.

Also lost my phone yesterday, couldn't find it anywhere it would've been which would've been either in my car or at my brother's house. I wonder what'll go wrong tomorrow

Last edited by _j5689_ (2012-09-09 19:59:45)

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Miggle wrote:

Jay wrote:

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-Sh1fty- wrote:

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Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

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Dilbert_X wrote:

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_j5689_ wrote:

War Man wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

War Man wrote:

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13urnzz wrote:

War Man wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

Miggle wrote:

War Man wrote:

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