Well, shit.
Hehehehe.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Should have worked in moses parting his butt cheeks as the 9th plague rushes out his bunghole
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Warman belongs in the early 1900s, along with his views.
I would have loved to be a Spanish viceroy in the early 19th century Philippines.
I think you'd be the first world problem in that scenario...Macbeth wrote:
I would have loved to be a Spanish viceroy in the early 19th century Philippines.
No need to time travel back. Just being well monied(sp?) will get you just about anything.Macbeth wrote:
I would have loved to be a Spanish viceroy in the early 19th century Philippines.
I think I either brought back my old repaired hernia or I made a new one, not sure how I did it.
1. Teeth brushed in the mornings, evenings. Mouthwash and floss sometimes applied.
2. Floss usually applied after lunch, if eaten.
3. Soda and coffee all but completely out of diet. Never smoked, able to count alcoholic beverages imbibed on one hand.
4. Visit to dentist results in tsking noises and lecture when single particle of food is found between two molars.
5. ...
6. The fuck do you have to do to please these people? If I ran a computer repair shop with that kind of interaction, I'd be out of business in a week.
2. Floss usually applied after lunch, if eaten.
3. Soda and coffee all but completely out of diet. Never smoked, able to count alcoholic beverages imbibed on one hand.
4. Visit to dentist results in tsking noises and lecture when single particle of food is found between two molars.
5. ...
6. The fuck do you have to do to please these people? If I ran a computer repair shop with that kind of interaction, I'd be out of business in a week.
Geez. I can't remember how many I had tonight!unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Never smoked, able to count alcoholic beverages imbibed on one hand.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6977
Dentists asks "Do you smoke?"
I hesitate then reply "not tobacco."
Apparently this was a sufficient answer.
I hesitate then reply "not tobacco."
Apparently this was a sufficient answer.
"Do you smoke?"
"Smoke what?"
"Smoke what?"
The web filter at my work must be blocking some of the CSS for bf2s cause the layout is borked.
The Cross Bronx Expressway is the worst highway in the world.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
login page isn't working on my mobile
cannot shitpost on the move
feelsbadman.jpg
cannot shitpost on the move
feelsbadman.jpg
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Black Mesa DL is too slow
I've got it dl'd. installing nao.Trotskygrad wrote:
Black Mesa DL is too slow
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
keep us postedCamm wrote:
I've got it dl'd. installing nao.Trotskygrad wrote:
Black Mesa DL is too slow
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- globefish23
- sophisticated slacker
- +334|6609|Graz, Austria
Probably this:Trotskygrad wrote:
Train gets delayed (stops in the middle of the track) due to "police activity"... miss my bus.\
fucking chicago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vl1byi6wXE
- globefish23
- sophisticated slacker
- +334|6609|Graz, Austria
War Man wrote:
How would they think you're a cop? Is your car black and white?_j5689_ wrote:
Some little faggots got bored because of the power outage last night and decided to egg my car, probably because they thought I was a cop
i think i left my sunglasses at work last week, only just realised because i had a load of days off, now some pikey has probably robbed them
my dentist noticed 'acidic wear' to my teeth (though thankfully not serious). i think telling a medical professional that you toke is a lot easier than explaining you've been putting base compounds into your naval cavity for the last 3 years.Superior Mind wrote:
Dentists asks "Do you smoke?"
I hesitate then reply "not tobacco."
Apparently this was a sufficient answer.
I checked the "Do you smoke?" box 'yes' and left the "Do you use controlled substances?" box blank :SSuperior Mind wrote:
Dentists asks "Do you smoke?"
I hesitate then reply "not tobacco."
Apparently this was a sufficient answer.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6977
I don't think weed is considered a controlled substance. That term refers to drugs like OxyContin.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6977
How'd you get acidic wear from snorting base compounds?aynrandroolz wrote:
my dentist noticed 'acidic wear' to my teeth (though thankfully not serious). i think telling a medical professional that you toke is a lot easier than explaining you've been putting base compounds into your naval cavity for the last 3 years.Superior Mind wrote:
Dentists asks "Do you smoke?"
I hesitate then reply "not tobacco."
Apparently this was a sufficient answer.
Rubbing coke on your gums?