rickstopher
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Why is Australia so big
in the Orkney Islands, they don't even put distances on their signs, because you can probably see the town from the sign.
so some crazy guy tried to strangle me for 15 minutes last night
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
i'll just quote it since it's kind of a long story
oh and this guy was like 35 years old in a college town. he got kicked out of the bar i live above about an hour before he attacked me. apparently he was just sort of hovering around the area walking back and forthsome crazy drunk and or on drugs guy just waltzed into our apt
so I was like uhh do you know someone here
and he was like oh I guess I have the wrong place
so he left
and in the alleyway he was waiting for me
so I just like squeeze past him to go to my friends place
and he like follows me calling me an asshole and saying crazy shit
about like things I'm "doing to those people in your apt"
obviously I was like wtf my friends are just watching tv
and he keeps calling me an asshole and starts to like grab my throat and put me in a chokehold
like 10+ times
and meanwhile I'm just like walking up and down the street trying to get him to stop following me
and finally he won't stop so I go into my apt complex, push him back a little, and close the door quick
cause it locks
then I went upstairs and told my roommates and friends and they all came downstairs and told him to fuck off
and I live above a bar so the bouncers were telling him to fuck off too
cause he was like bothering the patrons outside
so that's my story
I have a bunch if cuts on my neck
and one behind the ear
Last edited by Brasso (2013-10-13 09:18:24)
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Hercules is on, the disney one!
pooppooppooppoop
- globefish23
- sophisticated slacker
- +334|6710|Graz, Austria
Time to get pepper spray and a pair of brass knuckles.Brasso wrote:
i'll just quote it since it's kind of a long storyoh and this guy was like 35 years old in a college town. he got kicked out of the bar i live above about an hour before he attacked me. apparently he was just sort of hovering around the area walking back and forthsome crazy drunk and or on drugs guy just waltzed into our apt
so I was like uhh do you know someone here
and he was like oh I guess I have the wrong place
so he left
and in the alleyway he was waiting for me
so I just like squeeze past him to go to my friends place
and he like follows me calling me an asshole and saying crazy shit
about like things I'm "doing to those people in your apt"
obviously I was like wtf my friends are just watching tv
and he keeps calling me an asshole and starts to like grab my throat and put me in a chokehold
like 10+ times
and meanwhile I'm just like walking up and down the street trying to get him to stop following me
and finally he won't stop so I go into my apt complex, push him back a little, and close the door quick
cause it locks
then I went upstairs and told my roommates and friends and they all came downstairs and told him to fuck off
and I live above a bar so the bouncers were telling him to fuck off too
cause he was like bothering the patrons outside
so that's my story
I have a bunch if cuts on my neck
and one behind the ear
And a baseball bat above your door frame.
Fucking awesome, they just don't make them the same anymoreCisse wrote:
Hercules is on, the disney one!
pooppooppooppoop
Finray wrote:
Why is Australia so big
in the Orkney Islands, they don't even put distances on their signs, because you can probably see the town from the sign.
Because
Strewth, I didnt know it was that big
inb4 it's compared to American mainland, and inb4 Americans try to include Alaska in the sq km.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
The best bit is its mostly empty.
And this much is given over for missile testing
And this much is given over for missile testing
Last edited by Dilbert_X (2013-10-14 02:30:55)
Fuck Israel
This map doesn't point out Sydney.Dilbert_X wrote:
The best bit is its mostly empty.
And this much is given over for missile testing
... It's an awesome map.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Jealous much?Cheez wrote:
This map doesn't point out Sydney.Dilbert_X wrote:
The best bit is its mostly empty.
And this much is given over for missile testing
... It's an awesome map.
still biggerCheez wrote:
inb4 it's compared to American mainland, and inb4 Americans try to include Alaska in the sq km.
- globefish23
- sophisticated slacker
- +334|6710|Graz, Austria
Do they fire them from one red area into the other?Dilbert_X wrote:
The best bit is its mostly empty.
And this much is given over for missile testing
10 hours, 24 minutes ago
Now.
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