First World Problems

2015-09-01 14:59:36

#6526

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +654|4080

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
oh i was already screwing her. She's too fucking crazy. She's found god so obv. that means she needs to be chaste for the lord to save her when frogs and bats jerusalem bugs start reigning down like a shoop da whoop from God.

I hope you were screwing her before she was manic. Otherwise, I will be pretty disappointed in you.

2015-09-01 15:06:34

#6527

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +696|6652|Washington St.

the ol hit and quit
fuck and duck
rip and dip
Ram and scram
smash and dash
hump and dump
toot and boot
skeet and retreat
spray and get away
rail and bail
smash and trash
force and divorce
rape and escape
dip your shlong then marathon
gun and run
jizz and whizz
put the penis in, and never call again
hit it hard then disregard

2015-09-01 16:17:09

#6528

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7103|London

Pocshy's Canadian? Blimey I always thought he was a Brit for some reason

2015-09-01 16:38:23

#6529

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +216|4321|SL,UT

lol

2015-09-01 16:41:13

#6530

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5719|London, England

Toot and boot mean different things to me

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-09-01 17:40:45

#6531

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,988|6993|949

SuperJail Warden wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
oh i was already screwing her. She's too fucking crazy. She's found god so obv. that means she needs to be chaste for the lord to save her when frogs and bats jerusalem bugs start reigning down like a shoop da whoop from God.
I hope you were screwing her before she was manic. Otherwise, I will be pretty disappointed in you.

before, during, after. I actually took her to the hospital and made her commit herself. I'm a good person.

2015-09-02 00:38:52

#6532

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6983|Little Bentcock

Dauntless wrote:
Pocshy's Canadian? Blimey I always thought he was a Brit for some reason

I thought he was then he moved over to Canada in like 12 or somethin

2015-09-02 01:40:49

#6533

uziq: Member; +518|3813

Adams_BJ wrote:
Dauntless wrote:
Pocshy's Canadian? Blimey I always thought he was a Brit for some reason
I thought he was then he moved over to Canada in like 12 or somethin

isn't that gooners

2015-09-02 04:58:57

#6534

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5719|London, England

Long island railroad cancelled service to Penn Station and I have to take the train to Brooklyn instead

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-09-02 05:07:01

#6535

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +654|4080

I would have just driven that day.

2015-09-02 05:41:26

#6536

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5719|London, England

SuperJail Warden wrote:
I would have just driven that day.

Crazytalk, I should've just worked from home today. I'm still stuck east of Jamaica.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-09-02 08:47:53

#6537

Pocshy2.0: Member; +23|3732

Adams_BJ wrote:
Dauntless wrote:
Pocshy's Canadian? Blimey I always thought he was a Brit for some reason
I thought he was then he moved over to Canada in like 12 or somethin

Sorry to disappoint. I'm a Canadian with Portuguese dual citizenship.

I think Gooners lived in the UK for a while. You might have confused us because we are both from Toronto, went to the same school, and both posted sexual innuendo daily.

2015-09-02 10:13:38

#6538

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6834|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Poxi, here's something to get you going again with them applications

https://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mm … 81101.webm

ed. Then again this may not be for you since you don't have a work history so.... nvm.

2015-09-02 10:17:04

#6539

Pocshy2.0: Member; +23|3732

Ultrafunkula wrote:
Poxi, here's something to get you going again with them applications

https://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mm … 81101.webm

ed. Then again this may not be for you since you don't have a work history so.... nvm.

I've had to do exactly this a few times.

I do have the equivalent of a few years of experience through many municipal government short-term contracts, which actually makes this situation even more frustrating. I have to fill out 4 different job descriptions instead of 1 to prove my 2-3 years of experience.

2015-09-02 11:56:06

#6540

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +654|4080

I wish I wasn't in the process of getting a government job so that I can smoke pot and eat BBQ after work every day.

2015-09-02 12:54:24

#6541

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|7046|United States of America

Why can't you eat BBQ?

2015-09-02 13:52:14

#6542

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +654|4080

Passed the first physical. Assuming I pass the background check, and lie detector test, I will have a second physical and then off to the academy. Have to diet and eat healthy.

Bought a bunch of fruit to snack on. Produce is so cheap. There's no excuse for an upper income person to be obese when healthy food is so cheap and abundant.

2015-09-02 13:53:38

#6543

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5719|London, England

Unhealthy food is tasty. Carrot sticks aren't. Basically what it comes down to.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-09-02 13:55:19

#6544

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,745|7098|Cinncinatti

fat logic

2015-09-02 14:00:01

#6545

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5719|London, England

eat your skyline and stfu

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-09-02 14:05:15

#6546

uziq: Member; +518|3813

Jay wrote:
Unhealthy food is tasty. Carrot sticks aren't. Basically what it comes down to.

i find once you force yourself to eat healthy for a while, your tastebuds come back around to more subtle, muted flavours. you can really get into the flavour of a raw carrot. these things aren't absolutely tasteless (unless you're one of those hyper-health dudes who only eat water and oatmeal and several plain portions of chicken breast a day...) in general, having shitloads of sugar and salt in everything gives you about as much taste refinement as a pig in muck.

2015-09-02 14:07:00

#6547

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,745|7098|Cinncinatti

havent had skyline in months. which is on par with not liking baseball around here.

2015-09-02 14:17:47

#6548

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5719|London, England

uziq wrote:
Jay wrote:
Unhealthy food is tasty. Carrot sticks aren't. Basically what it comes down to.
i find once you force yourself to eat healthy for a while, your tastebuds come back around to more subtle, muted flavours. you can really get into the flavour of a raw carrot. these things aren't absolutely tasteless (unless you're one of those hyper-health dudes who only eat water and oatmeal and several plain portions of chicken breast a day...) in general, having shitloads of sugar and salt in everything gives you about as much taste refinement as a pig in muck.

You can eat whatever you want as long as your portion size is rational. My personal problem is breakfast. Love me some sausage egg and cheese in the morning.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-09-02 14:25:29

#6549

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +654|4080

The 2 for $3 McDonald's breakfast sandwiches are to die for. I rarely get them mostly because I would feel bad about myself when I finish.

I cut my large flavored iced coffee from my morning routine. Now breakfast is just a bagel with cream cheese. Not NY style either.

2015-09-02 14:30:55

#6550

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|7042|Disaster Free Zone

McDonalds breakfast are horrible.

Except the bacon and egg muffin and hashbrowns, which are decent. Although the egg is always overcooked and the hashbrown too greasy.

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