First World Problems

2015-10-08 09:49:42

#6676

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5628|London, England

I have a gut, but I'm hardly a blob. Anyway, I'm in Brooklyn for a meeting now. I love how all the Ukrainian women dress like strippers even when they're not at work

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-10-08 09:56:42

#6677

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3990

You will get fatter as you grow older. Do you diet and exercise?

2015-10-08 10:02:20

#6678

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5628|London, England

I walk about 4 miles a day and my weight has been steady for almost 10 years. You will probably die before me.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-10-08 10:10:44

#6679

coke: Aye up duck!; +440|6979|England. Stoke

Body dysmorphia.

2015-10-08 15:21:48

#6680

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6893|Little Bentcock

4 miles isnt very far.

but then again I don't pick on you

2015-10-08 15:38:33

#6681

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,054|7042|PNW

SuperJail Warden wrote:
Putting ugly in front of fat is redundant. There is no such thing as sexy fat.

Don't make muppets sad.

2015-10-08 16:42:11

#6682

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +215|4230|SL,UT

umm, patriotic bacon . . .

2015-10-09 01:00:36

#6683

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6376|eXtreme to the maX

Jay wrote:
I have a gut, but I'm hardly a blob. Anyway, I'm in Brooklyn for a meeting now. I love how all the Ukrainian women dress like strippers even when they're not at work

My most recent home town in the UK is now overrun by Romanian prostitutes - their rates are really reasonable.

Why oh why did I emigrate?

Fuck Israel

2015-10-17 00:18:53

#6684

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6376|eXtreme to the maX

One of my customers is Swedish and begins every email with 'Hej hej!'

It could easily tip me over the edge.

Fuck Israel

2015-10-17 06:52:06

#6685

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5628|London, England

Dilbert_X wrote:
One of my customers is Swedish and begins every email with 'Hej hej!'

It could easily tip me over the edge.

One of my general contractors uses "like" "lol" and smiley faces in work emails

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-10-18 22:14:57

#6686

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6744|6 6 4 oh, I forget

That Swede is weird. Hej hej is more like bye bye. One hej is hello.

Fml. I've had this flu since september 1st. And now it seems it has developed into bronchitis...

2015-10-19 06:41:21

#6687

uziq: Member; +498|3722

Ultrafunkula wrote:
That Swede is weird. Hej hej is more like bye bye. One hej is hello.

Fml. I've had this flu since september 1st. And now it seems it has developed into bronchitis...

i know a guy that says 'bonjour' on the phone whenever he means goodbye. it drives me insane. he's been doing it for years. he even says it with the cadence of bye-bye. bon-jour. for fuck's sake.

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2015-10-20 00:06:15

#6688

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6594|Graz, Austria

uziq wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
That Swede is weird. Hej hej is more like bye bye. One hej is hello.

Fml. I've had this flu since september 1st. And now it seems it has developed into bronchitis...
i know a guy that says 'bonjour' on the phone whenever he means goodbye. it drives me insane. he's been doing it for years. he even says it with the cadence of bye-bye. bon-jour. for fuck's sake.

He probably means "Bonne journée!", which indeed means "Good Day!" as farewell.

2015-10-20 02:09:12

#6689

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6376|eXtreme to the maX

uziq wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
That Swede is weird. Hej hej is more like bye bye. One hej is hello.

Fml. I've had this flu since september 1st. And now it seems it has developed into bronchitis...
i know a guy that says 'bonjour' on the phone whenever he means goodbye. it drives me insane. he's been doing it for years. he even says it with the cadence of bye-bye. bon-jour. for fuck's sake.

That may be acceptable in some of the French regions, not Paris obviously.

Fuck Israel

2015-10-20 03:12:24

#6690

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6893|Little Bentcock

Bought premier tickets to a screening of star wars, can't go to that screening. Tickets non refundable.

2015-10-20 03:19:49

#6691

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6376|eXtreme to the maX

My Technician's son nagged him to buy tickets for AC/DC, now the kid doesn't want to go and he's stuck with two tickets.

Fuck Israel

2015-10-20 04:42:00

#6692

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6952|Disaster Free Zone

Adams_BJ wrote:
Bought premier tickets to a screening of star wars, can't go to that screening. Tickets non refundable.

Give them to me.

2015-10-20 16:59:40

#6693

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6893|Little Bentcock

DrunkFace wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
Bought premier tickets to a screening of star wars, can't go to that screening. Tickets non refundable.
Give them to me.

you in sydney

2015-10-20 19:41:21

#6694

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6987

Adams_BJ wrote:
DrunkFace wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
Bought premier tickets to a screening of star wars, can't go to that screening. Tickets non refundable.
Give them to me.
you in sydney

i am

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2015-10-21 03:51:49

#6695

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6893|Little Bentcock

Cybargs wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
DrunkFace wrote:

Give them to me.
you in sydney
i am

you give me what I paid for it and the seats are yours

2015-10-21 04:35:58

#6696

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6987

Adams_BJ wrote:
Cybargs wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:

you in sydney
i am
you give me what I paid for it and the seats are yours

thought we were mates adam.

2015-10-21 04:56:44

#6697

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6893|Little Bentcock

we are, but we bought more tickets and now a room.

Tell you what I'll give you a discount. Mates rates.

2015-10-21 05:24:03

#6698

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3990

Dilbert_X wrote:
My Technician's son nagged him to buy tickets for AC/DC, now the kid doesn't want to go and he's stuck with two tickets.

AC/DC sucks. The kid made the right decision.

2015-10-21 05:29:07

#6699

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6987

SuperJail Warden wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
My Technician's son nagged him to buy tickets for AC/DC, now the kid doesn't want to go and he's stuck with two tickets.
AC/DC sucks. The kid made the right decision.

im gonna go to acdc for free on the 4th and an all paid booze cruise.

its nice having friends.

2015-10-21 06:06:39

#6700

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3990

Of course you would be someone who listened to AC/DC. Are you in your late thirties, early 40's?

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