Just don't walk around in your socks or you will get your feet stabbed. Also, careful about your kids with Legos. Cut gums from chewing on them has resulted in nasty infections.
We can afford to buy food you knowunnamednewbie13 wrote:
Just don't walk around in your socks or you will get your feet stabbed. Also, careful about your kids with Legos. Cut gums from chewing on them has resulted in nasty infections.
Took the reading portion of my teacher's test. I needed a 156/200 to pass and I got a 198/200
i r gud readr two
i r gud readr two

Won $100 on that Northern Iowa last bucket. Hit a 3 team parlay.
ps I'm in Vegas, who wants me to make some bets? PayPal me the money
ps I'm in Vegas, who wants me to make some bets? PayPal me the money
I'll just give you my paypal password, you're going to win yes?
Fuck Israel
not exactly the harvard LSAT is itSuperJail Warden wrote:
Took the reading portion of my teacher's test. I needed a 156/200 to pass and I got a 198/200
i r gud readr two
Never implied it was. The average score ranged from 150-178. Can't I be proud of having an above average reading level?

an above average reading level for people wanting to be high-school teachers...
Just another sign I will be an above average teacher.

well... done?
Has nothing good happened to you lately?

i signed a contract to be the editor of a very famous writer, who stipulated to his agent that he specifically desired me as his editor. he is a count of a very famous european family and has invited me for dinner at his house. that's a good thing i suppose, although i wouldn't mention it to anyone outside of publishing. a neat anecdote.
by the way i can't tell if you're serious about being an above average teacher because you scored highly on entrance exams. you do realise that 95% of teaching is about social skills/enthusiasm/intuition/charisma/leadership, etc., right? not you sat alone in a room telling the difference between 'there' and 'their'.
by the way i can't tell if you're serious about being an above average teacher because you scored highly on entrance exams. you do realise that 95% of teaching is about social skills/enthusiasm/intuition/charisma/leadership, etc., right? not you sat alone in a room telling the difference between 'there' and 'their'.
I was mostly kidding. I want to teach high school students. 50% of my desire to do this is to be an authority figure to young adults.

at least you're honest about it i guess
uziq wrote:
i signed a contract to be the editor of a very famous writer, who stipulated to his agent that he specifically desired me as his editor. he is a count of a very famous european family and has invited me for dinner at his house. that's a good thing i suppose, although i wouldn't mention it to anyone outside of publishing. a neat anecdote.

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Fuck Israel
And 95% of teacher lack one of more of those skills...uziq wrote:
95% of teaching is about social skills/enthusiasm/intuition/charisma/leadership
Picked up some aged red wine from a work colleague for stupid cheap. Drank one over the weekend and it was glorious.
Also, today marks 100 days till I fly out to Europe for two months. Very keen.
Also, today marks 100 days till I fly out to Europe for two months. Very keen.
let me guess, he took a picture of the top of your head?RTHKI wrote:
Met kmar today at an airshow.
Fucking 70 degrees (21 C) in Seattle. I'm grilling in shorts and a t. Fuck you liberal hippies, global warming rocks. Go hug a tree in the snow.
You'll love it even more when you get a billion refugees on your doorstep who've been displaced by famine and drought.
We should arm them, train them, and send them back to their countries to fight the drought.DrunkFace wrote:
You'll love it even more when you get a billion refugees on your doorstep who've been displaced by famine and drought.

Jesus it was just a joke. Grow a sense of humor eeyore.DrunkFace wrote:
You'll love it even more when you get a billion refugees on your doorstep who've been displaced by famine and drought.
I get to name a DBA for my company. It's the little things in life that make me happy.
Gave first presentation to EVP and other bigwigs. Went well. Going to present to business unit president next month. And expanding my role to division-wide solutions, vice focused on a single slice of the market.
This private sector thing doesn't suck.
This private sector thing doesn't suck.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular