Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,815|6372|eXtreme to the maX
Jay is well ahead of you in the mating stakes, and probably always will be
Plus his kids have Viking genes.
Fuck Israel
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,815|6372|eXtreme to the maX
Anyway, I've always liked Slavic women, that they're my only hope makes it less painful.
Fuck Israel
uziq
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seeing as we've just literally had a conversation about how having a kid is the easiest thing in the world and the most basic measure of biological-life success, i'll hold off envying jay his young family. i'm 27 and enjoy sleeping with beautiful women without too many commitments. i would be worried if i was past the age of healthy fertility and living with my parents though.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,815|6372|eXtreme to the maX
And the Viking genes?
Fuck Israel
uziq
Member
+498|3718
jay looks like a suet dumpling, what viking genes? if he were 6 foot 5 with blonde hair and blue eyes and a stereotypical viking then i'd perhaps see what you're talking about. he hardly looks nordic. i'm happy with my french and english genes, though i suppose i'm not american enough to bang on about them in every other sentence why is it more desirable to be nordic than, say, italian, anyway?

you seem preoccupied with genes, dilbert. you've gone on about them quite a lot whilst spouting your pseudo-scientific race hate eugenics theories. is this all just protesting too much? it must be torture being a ginger.

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AussieReaper
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+5,761|6419|what

Surely this is the peak male athlete.

https://i.imgur.com/SISppFx.jpg


https://i.imgur.com/AERO03V.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5624|London, England

uziq wrote:

jay looks like a suet dumpling, what viking genes? if he were 6 foot 5 with blonde hair and blue eyes and a stereotypical viking then i'd perhaps see what you're talking about. he hardly looks nordic. i'm happy with my french and english genes, though i suppose i'm not american enough to bang on about them in every other sentence why is it more desirable to be nordic than, say, italian, anyway?

you seem preoccupied with genes, dilbert. you've gone on about them quite a lot whilst spouting your pseudo-scientific race hate eugenics theories. is this all just protesting too much? it must be torture being a ginger.
I'm only 6'3"
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
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sorry jay you're a perfectly ordinary looking bloke. i'm not casting aspersions. but not sure why dilbert has a hard on for nordic genes. more of that repressed aryan supremacism that the stunted and ugly like to tout, no doubt (like that nordic god adolf hitler...)

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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,815|6372|eXtreme to the maX

uziq wrote:

why is it more desirable to be nordic than, say, italian, anyway?


it must be torture being a ginger.
No ginger genes in the X family tree.
Fuck Israel
uziq
Member
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you're going to have to enlighten me on your hierarchy of races dilbert. i'm not sure why i should feel ignominy at being english rather than swedish. my girlfriend is half-iranian and she's way out of your pasty little racist league. pray tell what you're prattling on about ...
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5624|London, England
My wife is norwegian/german. I haz the master race sitting next to me in bed watching Paw Patrol
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
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don't joke, dilbert really believes in that stuff.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+644|3986

Jay wrote:

My wife is norwegian/german. I haz the master race sitting next to me in bed watching Paw Patrol
Does anyone in your family have a job?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5624|London, England

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:

My wife is norwegian/german. I haz the master race sitting next to me in bed watching Paw Patrol
Does anyone in your family have a job?
I was talking about my son, but yes, my wife does quite well. Maternity leave for another 2 months though.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6951|United States of America
You know what America needs? More military spending! That'll get jobs for middle-aged, jobless whites.
uziq
Member
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giant welfare scheme worked for someone in this thread.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5624|London, England
It kind of will. They can all work in bomb factories.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6959
What's the return investment of a bomb?

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uziq
Member
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Jay wrote:

It kind of will. They can all work in bomb factories.
there's a term for societies geared entirely towards militarism. (very fash-ionable right now).

the government won't just keep putting out tenders for lots of new weaponry and munitions without using them, will it?

a country preparing for war tends to find itself pretty soon going to war – often on the flimsiest of pretexts, too.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5624|London, England

Superior Mind wrote:

What's the return investment of a bomb?
Lots of debt with interest.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+644|3986
I bought some stock in a defense contractor last month. At least I will probably make some money off of this mess.

Please Mr. Trump, build more of these and send them into Iran.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/JLTV-DEC14-4999.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5624|London, England

uziq wrote:

Jay wrote:

It kind of will. They can all work in bomb factories.
there's a term for societies geared entirely towards militarism. (very fash-ionable right now).

the government won't just keep putting out tenders for lots of new weaponry and munitions without using them, will it?

a country preparing for war tends to find itself pretty soon going to war – often on the flimsiest of pretexts, too.
I was mostly being sarcastic. Government spending on the military is really the only long-term political jobs program that our country has. A vote to increase spending usually comes with a promise from a defense contractor to park a factory in your district or state. You get to be a job creator, which is gold to a politician. This is, of course, an absolutely godawful way for any business to run, as it completely ignores pricing dynamics and any other real economic factor like worker skills etc. - Adam Smith be damned. It also turns our state department into the lead sales negotiator on arms deals rather than diplomacy. Alternative political spending, like infrastructure upgrades, only create temporary jobs that last as long as the project does.

So, if you're a guy that came into office on the promise of job creation, these are your only real options, unless of course, you want to take the long term path that includes tax reform, making government more efficient, removing unnecessary regulations etc. But then you don't get to cut any ribbons.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
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assuming that any of those 'long-term path' solutions are even going to fix america's economy and its sliding place in the global system.

how do you really compete with third-world labour prices by cutting corporation tax and 'removing regulations'? sounds like a race to the bottom.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5624|London, England

uziq wrote:

assuming that any of those 'long-term path' solutions are even going to fix america's economy and its sliding place in the global system.

how do you really compete with third-world labour prices by cutting corporation tax and 'removing regulations'? sounds like a race to the bottom.
Because theoretically, you save them a lot of money on both their tax sheets and in compliance costs, money that could then be freed up to be spent to create new jobs. Will some of it go to shareholders? Undoubtedly. I think that one of the most beneficent tax reforms that could be made would be to allow companies to deduct training costs. More needs to be done to encourage on-the-job-training because, as it is, many companies refuse to do any training at all and only hire people that have been in the field. For instance, to become a welder, you need to go to an expensive trade school and pay for the costs out of pocket in order to earn a certificate, all before you even apply for jobs. This is something more companies should be encouraged to handle in house.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5624|London, England
Apple's excuse for not hiring in the US was "there aren't any tool and die people left" Ok, well, your company has many billions of dollars, why don't you invest in human capital and train up a bunch that would then be loyal to you?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

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