First World Problems

2017-06-08 03:07:32

#7826

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6373|eXtreme to the maX

So now my home city seems to be full of dumb Chinese students who don't know how to drive tooling around in sports cars.
If you don't know how to negotiate a simple junction a 5.7l V8 really isn't going to get you there quicker.
#fuckmyballs

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Fuck Israel

2017-06-08 18:19:10

#7827

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6983

Dilbert_X wrote:
So now my home city seems to be full of dumb Chinese students who don't know how to drive tooling around in sports cars.
If you don't know how to negotiate a simple junction a 5.7l V8 really isn't going to get you there quicker.
#fuckmyballs

bet they don't even have a local license.

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2017-06-29 18:44:44

#7828

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3986

School is out for the summer. No more children to terrorize. Can't even do drugs because I need a permanent position because I have my teachers license. How awful.

2017-06-30 15:46:21

#7829

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,980|6899|949

weren't you a sub? Don't you have to apply for a permanent position?

2017-06-30 16:20:21

#7830

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3986

I was a sub but now have a license to teach social studies K-12. I am looking for a permanent teaching position that will put me in charge of an entire class all year round.

2017-07-18 15:40:10

#7831

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6952|United States of America

Windshield got nailed by a rock or some shit driving behind a trailer today, leaving me with a chip/crack. I would expect it can be repaired, but it's most unfortunate.

2017-07-21 12:39:16

#7832

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6740|6 6 4 oh, I forget

My buddy fell asleep while putting his kid to bed. Now I have two drinks to pour down my throat.

2017-08-05 21:16:49

#7833

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3986

Trying to quit drinking. Completely not a drop of any liquor. It is harder than quitting smoking. A cigarette craving can be fixed with some gum or exercise. Fighting the boredom that draws you to the bar is harder.

2017-08-06 00:01:10

#7834

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6373|eXtreme to the maX

I've found alcohol has caused me heart and skin problems, so I'm pretty much off it.
Which is a shame, because it was one of the few things I was good at.

Fuck Israel

2017-08-08 12:33:00

#7835

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,980|6899|949

alcohol is easy to quit. Just stop buying it. I quit for one month every year and it's not very hard at all, minus the social aspect of it. Even then, it's not so much missing out as being utterly annoyed when sober around drunk people.

Quitting smoking is/was the hardest thing i've ever done. Still crave it, especially when drinking (go figure).

2017-08-08 19:14:03

#7836

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3986

I am trying to quit forever, Ken. You obviously don't know what it is like to try to quit forever.

2017-08-09 10:48:24

#7837

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,980|6899|949

it's probably a good thing for you. I can't imagine someone with your fragile mental makeup drinking alcohol.

2017-08-09 14:18:10

#7838

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3986

You are the one that went to rehab. I seem to handle this stuff better than you obviously

2017-08-09 14:24:20

#7839

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6952|United States of America

So, you're saying you don't want to finish this six-pack I bought almost 2 months ago? It's not really my favorite thing, but I can't just in good conscience throw it out.

2017-08-09 14:29:01

#7840

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3986

Give it to a homeless person

2017-08-10 03:47:50

#7841

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6373|eXtreme to the maX

My sister is gas-lighting me by messing with the TV volume.
She sets it down a couple of notches then grumbles when I ask her to turn it back up.

Fuck Israel

2017-08-10 11:04:54

#7842

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,980|6899|949

SuperJail Warden wrote:
You are the one that went to rehab. I seem to handle this stuff better than you obviously

I went twice - once at 15 and once at 16. How old are you?

2017-08-10 11:06:57

#7843

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3986

27 never had to go to rehab. I quit smoking at 20 with no issue. You still get urges to smoke. You have addictive tendencies.

2017-08-11 09:29:58

#7844

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,980|6899|949

SuperJail Warden wrote:
27 never had to go to rehab. I quit smoking at 20 with no issue. You still get urges to smoke. You have addictive tendencies.

My point is that if you are having problems with alcohol at 27 when you should be mature and fully functioning, you have issues. I was young and wayward and irresponsible - you know, classic immaturity. You're a grown man who can't handle his alcohol? WTF is wrong with you?

And yes, I have addictive tendencies. Glad we could clear that up. Now tell me why I get road rage, Frankie Freud

2017-08-11 10:23:05

#7845

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3986

I am not having problems with alcohol like I am ruining my life with it or getting tremors. I am off of work for the summer and pretty bored. I have unlimited amount of free time. Once school starts back up I will be too busy to spend a bunch of time binge drinking at the bar. Until I have a lot distractions, it is hard not running off to party. I don't want to be that type of person at my age.

I have not drank in 2 weeks. I have been keeping myself busy reading. Finished 4 novels. Working on a fifth.

2017-08-13 00:24:09

#7846

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6373|eXtreme to the maX

SuperJail Warden wrote:
Once school starts back up I will be too busy to spend a bunch of time binge drinking at the bar.

I'm not sure you got the hang of binge drinking, you can pack in a lot in the last half hour of the day.

Fuck Israel

2017-08-22 20:23:58

#7847

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3986

There are a lot of fat and black chicks on Tinder looking for dick. Pretty sad really.

2017-08-22 23:32:42

#7848

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6889|Little Bentcock

You gonna fuck some of them? I hear they are all into anal

2017-08-23 02:44:40

#7849

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6373|eXtreme to the maX

How does one fuck a fat chick?
I mean physiologically and how do people psyche themselves up to do it?

Fuck Israel

2017-08-23 05:49:34

#7850

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3986

I don't know but what really baffles my mind is good looking girls with guys shaped like Jay. You know someday your big bear boyfriend is going to be obese, right? Your kids will be dumpy.

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