Poet
Meatbag.
+65|7048|Where I don't know where I am.
It's probably and oft seen title in this forum, but I'm trying to be a little more specific.
What are your personal hates and bug-bears?

I write a webcomic and I'm looking for some good material.  Sure I have my own hates, but I want a general list of the most common grievances.
I'm not interested in "omfgz I wsa baned from this server for dropping ammo paks!!11!11", or any shit like that.  I'm sure you find it annoying but it's not something that a thousand other people will have experienced.  As long as it's something that all people still experience in the game (i.e. not something that's been patched out), it's all good.

My little example list includes:

- Commanders that set up shop in a tank
- Medics that don't clear the area before reviving you
- Team-mates that don't pick up your medic kit to revive you (here)
- Standing next to a medic/support begging for health/ammo and getting NO response.


Once I have a good collection of answers, I'll do a poll and then use the top three to make into comics and post them here for ya.

Cheers.
l41e
Member
+677|7130

People who, even at 10 ping and 90fps, constantly crash planes. Then say it was lag. Same for helicopters.
Dolphins! (aka dolphin divers...)
People who taxi vehicles to other vehicles.
Vehicles dropping on people's heads (hmm I think you already did this? not sure)
Claywhores.
r0oki3
Member
+13|7029
another topic for you weeners
l41e
Member
+677|7130

r0oki3 wrote:

another topic for you weeners
Oooh ooh I have another one.

Retards like this guy.
RobinHood
Member
+21|7025|DUBLIN, IRELAND
Commanders not doing anything
Tank whores
Commander Whores
Commanders Arty on his own men
crimson_grunt
Shitty Disposition (apparently)
+214|7136|Teesside, UK

Poet wrote:

I write a webcomic and I'm looking for some good material.
Just had a look thorough the comics, the one in the helicopter was fantastic

as for material for the comic...er
20 people on your team fighting over the planes when someone comes and bombs the whole area
Team mate who can clearly see claymores and seem to run over them on purpose.
Same as above but with grenades.
People who drive off in an APC leaving people stood around asking for a lift.
I.M.I Militant
We Are Not Alone In Here
+297|7201|Melbourne, Australia
sneaking up on sumone layin in the knife only to get no registerd hit and they turn around and kill you  (iv stabed a guy 3 times before and no death) =[
Mj.Blindfisch
Bulletdrop-Buddha
+338|7178|Germany
Getting arty-ed or, to be more up-to-date,getting humveed while having a really nice killing streak as a sniper and no infantry spotting you....

In fact there isn't one safe spot for a sniper left which doesn't have a roof.
As long as it doesn't give away your position I really like to shoot from indoors,but now with cars falling out of the sky(can't it be big-tittied naked women?) it's kinda vital to have something above your head when 1.5 tons of steel crash down on you.

Btw,what's up with the great T-shirt of the guy in this one: http://www.binarysheep.com/comic.php?c=8
Commanders do it laying down... There should be more of these funny t-shirts for BF2-players,I bet you could actually sell this sh*t.
xxn0thing
Member
+14|7049|WI, USA
1 - Commanders not commanding (esp. flying chppers/planes)
2 - Squad members scattering across the map (lack of teamwork)
3 - Abusive admin
4. Trying to cap a flag....and having a hummer/vodnik land on my head. (veh drops = worst idea ever, IMHO. Shoulda done a BF:V idea and allowed airlifts instead)


Example of #3... Server I play in 90% of the time is a clan server. They have maybe 20 members, most of whom are very cool. Clan servers tend to be great because there is more teamwork, good command, and the smacktards are kicked/banned often.  BUT...there's always at least one clan member in every clan who is a petulent, whiney, assclown. Same thing with this server, one member whom I'll call "EW" is just such an assclown.
So anyway, I'm playing away, having a good time. Map switches. I got auto-switched to MEC on Karkand because all the clan guys were on USMC (this usually means DOOM for the opposing team). The round had just started, and I KNOW these guys are going to go straight for the back MEC flag, so I set mines at strategic locations, and set up a defense. Sure enough, a minute into the round I see my mines get tripped. I resupply and set some more. Minute later, they blow again. Eventually, they brought two LAV and got around the mines. They headed straight for the back flag. I was in APC and started killing 'em. They hid a squad leader somewhere near and kept respawning. I kept killing. After I had killed good old EW 4 or 5 times, I suddenly got kicked "to make room for admin". I rejoin the server after the 1 minute wait, and by then they had capped our main flag, blew our arty, sat and UAV. I spawned nearby and snuck back over there. Repaired UAV and a gun. Grabbed their LAV and started to recap the flag. EW spawns nearby, I kill him. I get booted. I come back again, respawn elsewhere, sneak back there and try to cap the flag. EW spawns, I kill him. Get booted "to make room for admin".
One note...there were 4 open slots in the server the whole time, so "make room for admin" should have read "make room for admin's tender ego"

I know from playing in the same squad as EW that he's a whiney, bossy assclown (his voice comm always consists of yelling at/berating/blaming his squad members for every death he has.

Way to go EW. You're a shining example of a human assclown. Heck, if you can't cap an important flag because  someone is defending it, just kick 'em!  When they try to *GASP* cap the flag, just kick 'em! That'll teach 'em to try to achieve game objectives.

Last edited by xxn0thing (2006-05-29 10:49:58)

Poet
Meatbag.
+65|7048|Where I don't know where I am.
xxn0thing - I'm sure that's a pain, but pelase re-read my original post...

Poet wrote:

I'm not interested in "omfgz I wsa baned from this server for dropping ammo paks!!11!11", or any shit like that.  I'm sure you find it annoying but it's not something that a thousand other people will have experienced.
Also...

Mj.Blindfisch wrote:

Btw,what's up with the great T-shirt of the guy in this one: http://www.binarysheep.com/comic.php?c=8
Commanders do it laying down... There should be more of these funny t-shirts for BF2-players,I bet you could actually sell this sh*t.
I've had a few people ask about it.  I'm finishing the artwork as we speak, the Cafépress shop will be open in about a week.  : )

I like the replies I'm getting here people, lots of good, sticky, viscous HATE.  Keep it coming!

Last edited by Poet (2006-05-29 11:09:53)

MrE`158
Member
+103|7105
Careful dude, EA may not be happy if someone starts making money off their logos and stuff.  It's the kind of thing that lawyers like writing letters about.

I mean, I'd love some funny BF2 shirts and all, but be really careful, big companies are pretty nasty about this sort of stuff.

Great comic, BTW, keep it up.

Personal peeve:  people punishing for TK's that could only possibly be accidental, like when your AA missile hits the wrong plane (can you even do that intentionally?  They won't lock on!)
Poet
Meatbag.
+65|7048|Where I don't know where I am.

MrE`158 wrote:

Careful dude, EA may not be happy if someone starts making money off their logos and stuff.
I'm not gonna be using any of their stuff.  All the logos/captions are my own work.  : )
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7134
The nose of a destroyed enemy jet bouncing off a tree and hitting my jet.

It really happens
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
=|A mere Shadow|=
The Anarchist
+121|7107|Britain and Damn proud of it!
1. People who whine about being killed by claymores.
2. People who whine about base-rapers, when we have only 1 base left and they have about 4.
3. The strange invulnerability of the J-10..
4. Retard pilots who Tk you by bombing whilst you cap a flag for about 2-3 kills then complain when you punish them..
5. Dumbass Commanders.
6. People who TK for HW..
Horseman 77
Banned
+160|7318
Cock Rats who talk sh*t on VOIP
gordon
Member
+5|7030|Switzerland
Commanders who are standing in the middle of the street commanding....

https://img114.imageshack.us/img114/4755/screen0064bo.png
elmo1337
Banned
+186|7040|The real world
people who use unlocks
flarke
Member
+1|7024
My especially savored moments of joy come whenever I head out in a transport (chopper, usually), then turn back to collect some teammates who just spawned behind and yell for a pickup, and then, after the slow low-altitude pickup-sweep, find myself punished for TK by the teammate who forgot to press/hold the enter-vehicle button.
Naughty_Om
Im Ron Burgundy?
+355|7114|USA
tk whoring, ass chomping low lying heaping piles of hippo excrement who call themselves players who think the J-10 is their personal bitch to slam into trees repeatedly and then TK for it again.

Last edited by Naughty_Om (2006-05-29 17:11:47)

kmk-1605
Member
+5|7093
OMG..off topic, sorry. I was looking at your comics, the one with the hummer drop is fucking funny as hell. +1
NZWAR
Member
+9|7077
sweet comic man, nice work
kmk-1605
Member
+5|7093
Oh, also.
1.Getting the jump on someone, putting a full clip into someones skull at point blank, and they turn around, put a single bullet between your eyes and killing you.
2.Getting the first place score in the round up untill 2 mins before the end of the round and getting CTD and finding out you got passed in the last few mins.
3.People that pick AT kit just so they can snipe with the SRAW and pay no attention to the tank raping the base.
4.Not a bad thing, but funny. Dropping supplies/buggy/arty on stat padders.
Poet
Meatbag.
+65|7048|Where I don't know where I am.
I like 'em.  There are definitely some common themes showing themselves to me and ideas for strips are already forming.  Another page or so of these and I'll collate it all into a poll...

Cheers boys (and girls, I guess.)
xXSarnathXx
Decepticons forever!
+25|7089|Sweden
pilots who bombs flags even tho uav says there is only 2 friendly troopers there trying to cap a flag and no enemies...
SuperSlowYo
slow as you go
+124|7041|Canaduhhh.. West Toast
hmmm someone said when commanders drop arty on ya... but i disagree... its even more annoying when you set an arty drop and see a bunch of tools rushing the area... just watch those tks rack up and then when they complain about it... pure gold... pay attention to your mini map... its a couple giant red rings how can you miss it???? ... duhhh head towards the bullseye must be their thoughts i dunno???

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