Here are some screenshots to go with my whining.
I saw this mountain lion chasing down a deer. I ran after the two of them. The lion killed the deer and started to eat him. I came up behind the lion and beat it with a pipe. The two models then fused together.

This guy blew up out of a truck but didn't ragdoll or dismember.

Since I am in my screenshot folder, I am going to finish the story of the Normans of Sicily that I started
here.After the Mongol Empire destroyed my overlord the Byzantine Empire, I was an independent King of Sicily. I only controlled a smatter of castles along North Africa and was surrounded by strong Muslim neighbors. I was able to retake Sicily from a Mongol splinter group and continue my conquest of Egypt. My empire was still weaker than the Kingdom of Morocco and many other Muslims though. So I looked for a new overlord. The German Holy Roman Emperor was strong and steady. So I converted from Orthodox back to Catholic and swore fealty to the Holy Roman Empire. I was now a vassal of the Holy Roman Empire and responsible for their Mediterranean holdings.

While all of this was going on, the Mongol Empire successor states imploded totally. Everything east of Berlin and Cairo is a mess of small Orthodox, and Sunni kingdoms and duchies now.

At this point I had a choice of conquering into the Middle East on my own or doing something else. I decided to instead focus on the west where the other Catholics were. I noticed in Iberia, the Reconquista failed and multiple Muslim kingdoms were starting to invade southern France. So I decided now was the time to take over Iberia before the western Muslims got too strong. I launched a holy war directly at the Muslim king of Aragon and took over the castle of Valencia as starting point. The Pope at this point declares a Crusade for Jerusalem and I was able to instead convince him to direct the Crusade into Iberia. This Crusade smashes the strongest Iberian Muslim kingdom and starts a 100 years of all out war between the new Crusader State of Andalusia, the Normans of Sicily and Egypt, the Spanish Kingdom of Castile, and the Kingdom of France against the Muslims of Iberia and Morocco. The Moors of Morocco at one point were so weakened by these wars I able to invade and capture the Kingdom of Morocco. By the end of the game I had conquered the entirety of Spain, Sicily, Naples, Egypt, Libya, Tunisia, Morocco, Jerusalem, Aleppo, and Raqqa. By this point, I had become more powerful than the Holy Roman Emperor. I asked for and was granted independence. I then moved my court to Egypt which was the most wealthy part of my empire. I cultured shifted to Outremer culture (French/Arab mix) and then declared myself Emperor of Egypt thereby an equal of the Holy Roman Emperor.
This is my empire at its height.

And this is the religious map of the world. Islam has been humbled by the Normans.

Thank you for reading. Please comment on my playthrough for karma as a reward for reading.
I am now going to start Red Dead Redemption.