I support the plastic bag ban. Whenever I don't have a bag I just suck up the 10 cent fee. Plastic straw ban I don't like. Paper straws aren't practical.

This is an opportunity for you to make some depraved mental notes on your new junior colleagues. Plan out the order in which you'll molest them. Subtly prime them for the experience with Lector-like suggestion in your talk.
is it an orientation?SuperJail Warden wrote:
The district's union president wants me to talk to the new hires at a luncheon.
What should I say? This is a first.