"But you haven't seen Portrait. How could you possibly make a personal judgment call based on other experiences or dialogue on the internet? Invalid decision!"
You're always on about how we don't want to watch it BeCaUsE oF cRiTiCs, but I already saw Cats. Specifically, Cats '99. Read the TS Eliot stuff. Grew up exposed to musicals since my parents were into that stuff. With an interest in CG, and some college experience in the latter. Way more people than film critics who like the kinds of movies you don't like have come down on Cats '19. You can keep your weird sexualized cockroach scenes and convoluted revisions to the storyline.
Why wouldn't you wear a seatbelt made out of tissue paper? You think it wouldn't work? Bah! Have you even tried it?
You're always on about how we don't want to watch it BeCaUsE oF cRiTiCs, but I already saw Cats. Specifically, Cats '99. Read the TS Eliot stuff. Grew up exposed to musicals since my parents were into that stuff. With an interest in CG, and some college experience in the latter. Way more people than film critics who like the kinds of movies you don't like have come down on Cats '19. You can keep your weird sexualized cockroach scenes and convoluted revisions to the storyline.
Why wouldn't you wear a seatbelt made out of tissue paper? You think it wouldn't work? Bah! Have you even tried it?