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2021-12-17 19:08:28

#4751

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7251

get yourself a cambodian, there's quite a few that pick grapes for the vineyards in SA, they got some muscle tone.

or just hit a commercial gym, theres always a few azn fuccgirls who lift

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2021-12-17 21:55:59

#4752

uziq: Member; +546|3987

I like asian girls, I really do. But they all seem to lack muscle tone, mostly they're just sort of soft and pudgy.

lol wtf. every asian girl i have ever dated, in the UK or elsewhere, has been a dieting and/or fitness fanatic. my gf from hong kong had her own personal trainer. most koreans, owing to their insane beauty standards, go to the gym 3-4 times a week.

hiking is the national sport of korea, most go on a weekly basis or otherwise a couple times a month. it's a social occasion with friends or family. mountain hiking doesn't exactly scream 'pudgy'.

there's a huge industry here in 'fitness photos'. you know, getting oiled up and having specially lit photos taken so that you look shredded. it's super popular with korean women. they are anything but 'pudgy'. i think you've been spending too much time around depressed prostitutes who are only allowed 3 hours of sunlight per week by their pimp.

2021-12-17 21:57:07

#4753

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,836|6641|eXtreme to the maX

I'm not talking about looks, I'm talking about texture.

Fuck Israel

2021-12-17 22:00:07

#4754

uziq: Member; +546|3987

ok, hannibal lecter, PhD in women.

2021-12-19 18:19:26

#4755

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +672|4255

I replanted 2 of my cactus tonight. I raised all of these. These are my children.

One of the ones that got replanted.

"You vs the pot she tells you not to worry about"

2021-12-21 06:41:11

#4756

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +672|4255

Do you guys like my horticulture?

2021-12-21 06:56:14

#4757

uziq: Member; +546|3987

good work on the repotting. although i have a special sympathy for any cactus that has been rudely transplanted to new jersey.

2021-12-21 07:25:02

#4758

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +672|4255

Hey thanks.

Yeah I feel bad too. I would like to someday plant the tall one in a warm and sunny place.

2021-12-21 11:20:31

#4759

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,996|7167|949

Soil looks too wet but the plants look healthy enough.

I have a tropical palm from Central America I've been slowly killing and I can't figure out why. I think it may be a lack of humidity.

2021-12-21 11:22:18

#4760

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +672|4255

Maybe your soil is too dry.

2021-12-21 12:10:44

#4761

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,092|7307|PNW

uziq wrote:
ok, hannibal lecter, PhD in women.

Maybe a bad comparison. Dr. Lecter was insanely educated. Without the traumas turning him into a cannibal supervillain, he could have been a tremendous force for good within his own universe.

I don't think Dilbert could help walk Clarice Starling through her personal demons, nor would Lecter spend his time on a gaming forum complaining about pointy elbows, "pudgy textures" (what?), Indian restaurant owners, Indian cab drivers, Indians, blacks, and Jews. Nor express a profound disinterest in art, humanities, human dramas, in addition to accepted medical sciences.

2021-12-21 12:45:05

#4762

uziq: Member; +546|3987

i was referring solely to the fact that complaining about a woman's 'texture' makes you sound like a cannibal.

who the f talks about women's 'textures'? a girl who looks physically fit normally has a lean 'texture', not a pudgy one. muscles don't feel pudgy? it doesn't make any fucking sense.

2021-12-21 12:49:26

#4763

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,092|7307|PNW

rofl

2021-12-21 13:03:53

#4764

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,092|7307|PNW

Like it could be it's own episode in What We Do in the Shadows, a ghoul all the vampires are slightly uncomfortable around.

2021-12-21 16:41:15

#4765

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,996|7167|949

SuperJail Warden wrote:
Maybe your soil is too dry.

It's definitely not that. Many people over water their plants. I make sure mine are watered correctly. I even do the finger in the soil test. For my palm, I mist it day and night to no avail. It's frustrating because I have probably 20 plants in my house and I can't keep this one or a chain fern alive.

2021-12-21 17:28:17

#4766

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,092|7307|PNW

I think a lot of times in households with more than one person, a plant gets overwatered because there are two people drenching it at different times. Similar reason some cats and dogs get fat.

2021-12-21 17:44:37

#4767

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,836|6641|eXtreme to the maX

My cat got fat because he was a greedy little piglet.

We had to put him on a diet and chase him up and down the stairs.

Probably he had been starved by his previous owner, who he then ate. More soon, watch this space.

Fuck Israel

2021-12-22 06:50:28

#4768

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +672|4255

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
SuperJail Warden wrote:
Maybe your soil is too dry.
It's definitely not that. Many people over water their plants. I make sure mine are watered correctly. I even do the finger in the soil test. For my palm, I mist it day and night to no avail. It's frustrating because I have probably 20 plants in my house and I can't keep this one or a chain fern alive.

Have you considered putting it outside? My Cactus only really grow during the summer when in direct sunlight. Light through glass isn't strong enough.

2021-12-22 13:21:14

#4769

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,061|7158|Little Bentcock

I had a baby last month

2021-12-22 16:15:40

#4770

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +672|4255

Wow, congratulations.

2021-12-22 16:23:40

#4771

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,996|7167|949

Hope the labor wasn't too painful

2021-12-22 19:32:27

#4772

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,836|6641|eXtreme to the maX

Adams_BJ wrote:
I had a baby last month

Congrats, are you going to tell us the gender or wait until they're 16 and can decide for themselves?

Fuck Israel

2021-12-22 20:35:44

#4773

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,092|7307|PNW

Take it to the transgender thread. We all know how you're intimidated by lesbian schoolteachers.

2021-12-23 00:01:40

#4774

uziq: Member; +546|3987

Dilbert_X wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
I had a baby last month
Congrats, are you going to tell us the gender or wait until they're 16 and can decide for themselves?

he's going to start a bush fire as part of the gender reveal celebrations, i just know it.

2021-12-23 04:26:22

#4775

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +672|4255

How does the lady husband's feel about the child?

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