Yeah, I am leaning on the whole Catholic thing, right now. If I understand the religion correctly, it is about sacrifice and duty even to those who will not appreciate it. That and being weird about sex.

The next group I want to riff on...trad Catholics.

What the fuck is this? I have been to church once in the last 25 years and I can tell you that maybe the Protestants were right about needing to go to these.
It wasn't bad. It was boring. Who goes to a normal Catholic Church and thinks 'I really wish this were slower and more formal.' Marx said "religion is the opium of the masses." Nowadays you can get opium in disposable vapes.

No need to visit the local sexual predator to get closer to God.

By the way, I can say all of this because I am very Catholic. I have a Masters Degree from a Catholic university. Cost me $40,000. I don't intend to ever pay that money back to the government.

No.
But truly, I don't understand the Trad Catholics who also want to deport all of the Catholics.
Trad Catholics in America really out here siding with the Jews. Sorry to interrupt I just want to clear up something about this post.

I realize I am part of same hypocrisy since I am donating my time to help the Democrat Jewish lady beat the Republican Italian Catholic.

Make it all make sense.