EA's next press release will look like this...
"W00t...Welcs to all you muthafukas.
Teh last patch was dope, but wi ware maide awaire of sertin buugs that thiz patch was cauzing. Anyweyz, the buugs are "fixed" now. U will zee teh big defferince in teh vedio game. Now noo noob and newbie iz goieng to get pwned, pwnage, ownd, pwn3d, judge joe brown'd, judge judy'd. For you 2 know. Wi fixed teh red name buug, connection pRoblims. See wi are uber good.
Omfg Teh shit is l33t, 1337, leet, rofl, ftw, lol, lolz, lolerz."
JoeGamer1: Did you understand that at all.
JoeGamer2: Hmmm...nope. I don't think i did. I understood the words connection, last patch was and the word now. That's about it.
JoeGamer1: How the hell did these people graduate from high school.
JoeGamer2: No idea. I know one thing for sure though.
JoeGamer1: What's that?
JoeGamer2: Some place somewhere a million dictionaries just cried.
Last edited by Herackles (2006-05-31 05:19:17)