unnamednewbie13
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old drum at this point but why do people have to read four legal documents written in 'hear ye, hear ye' speak just because a service had a legal update? sure you can just click agree, but this clickwrap nonsense is just excessive and has infested everything digital. should only be allowed to "update" that stuff once a decade, and only for new customers.

remember when this stuff was all just in readme files?
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,836|6641|eXtreme to the maX
Count your lucky stars they aren't in latin.

Somehow my loserbook feed has been infested with biker videos, and my god are they fuckwits.

"Here's a panoramic video of me and my mates zig-zagging and whizzing between cars (cagers) at double the speed limit, flipping the bird, devil horns, fist bumps, doing wheelies, and oh my god this car driver didn't see me coming and get out of my way, doesn't he know how important I am? I should smash his mirrors off"

"Heres' a video of me doing 200kph around a bend and when I got round it there was a farm tractor there. HOW DID THEY NOT KNOW TO NOT BE THERE THEY SHOULD KNOW I DO THIS WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT"

Slightly enjoying the friction between Harley riders and sports bike riders - it seems there's an ongoing feud over who personally owns the road.
Very hard to say who are the bigger dickheads.

I've blocked what I can, maybe I can get on with my life now.
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uziq
Member
+546|3987
nothing makes me realise how shit the internet has become/is becoming like facebook.

in my college era, it was literally indispensable to social life. every event, gathering, get-together was organised on there. you practically didn't exist without one.

today it's complete and utter gah-baaahge. just brain rot pummelling the seniors into early dementia.

i don't understand why people like the zuck are respected in those circles. didn't he like pour $300 billion dollars into meta VR stuff, only to create a somehow worse version of second life, that absolutely no one wanted? facebook turned its main product into a slop feed while they tried to pivot to some virtual reality non-starter. bizarre.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,836|6641|eXtreme to the maX
Facebook has pivoted to tik-tok addiction. I've had flu for 5 days and its all I have.
We need to myspace all of them.

Still miss friendsreunited, facebook killed that off/they failed to find a business model.

What is interesting is fb etc have allowed people to expose their inner thoughts to the world, many people are fuckwits and anti-social pieces of shit, is this a good thing to know?
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unnamednewbie13
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i miss old msn messenger where you could sign out of a conversation with that alien that went "breeyah." how on earth did microsoft drop the ball on so many services they dabbled in and just kind of stopped? they could've been the steam and discord. or maybe not, everything they make is doomed to enshittify sooner or later. all that's left from the 00s is a bunch of online 911 angst and subconscious icq noises that will die off when the last zoomer croaks.

my recalcitrance to get into new platforms probably saved me a lot of facebook-related headaches. isn't that website just a mess of report-bots now? aren't they asking for drivers licenses or state ids now? what has social media come to.

zuck's early days of creeping on people made him a billionaire, but didn't bring him out of the uncanny valley. sad.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,836|6641|eXtreme to the maX
I'm not even sure what it is now, so flooded with spam.

Pretty sure its a data-harvesting operation for Mossad mostly.
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unnamednewbie13
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opened firefox today. "hey! we've just updated our ToS. i bet you REALLY want to read this!"

also, hello again copilot shortcut. didn't i unpin you from the taskbar like a month ago?
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,092|7307|PNW

^opened an app today. had to read three different, brand new policy documents that probably totaled to about 30,000 words by conservative guess. they must know that people largely just click through all that crap. would it even hold up in court, i wonder? it should be international law or something that clickwrap has to fit on one screen in readable font size.

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should the following really be in fwp, considering it's america?

couple in my circle neglected a power bill, and had it shut off at like 11 pm. out of sheer chance, one was still at home. if they weren't, "sorry about the food, we're not paying for that by the way. pay your bills!" customers for like 3 decades.

i don't have a chatgpt account. if that happened to me, i'd also lose the spongebob ask that's been sitting in my tabs for two weeks.

it's mind-boggling that utilities get to just shut off a household like that at all, never mind the lack of grace period or often notifications that would make grace periods worth anything. being customers for decades didn't give these people any leeway. "what are you going to do, go to a competitor? haha, oh by the way we're raising our rates."

many more such anecdotes of personal inconvenience or actual physical discomfort. imagine sitting around with soap and shampoo eating away at your skin while the "we'll do the best we caaaaan" water people take over an hour to show up and turn it back on.

i guess you could go on an automatic payment plan but that's not very helpful to the precariat and impoverished who may not always be flush from month to month. get some fucking euro regulation done, america.

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unnamednewbie13
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utility-related, had a crazy conversation with some angry garbage men awhile back. they assumed i was in charge of some building and started going off at me about the dumpster being blocked off by some truck parked like thirty feet off, completely out of the way. said dumpster was in the comical middle of a fenced off, nearly empty parking lot with a double-wide gate for access. i could play like ten rows of hopscotch before i hit the nearest brick wall.

"yeah, that's pretty crazy. maybe you could talk to the building owner about that."

do they just get the easiest routes every workday or something? was this some sort of advanced trade college sarcasm i wasn't picking up on? i know there are trash enclosures tucked behind some pretty crazy alcoves, and the drivers just deal with it. imagine stopping a complete stranger to yell at them about your bad day on the job, on a job site with red carpet rolled out with runway lights to make your life easier. touch grass.

talk about privileged.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+672|4255
We are committing national suicide by not investing more in our power grid. This shouldn't be a Democrat or Republican thing. Tax the rich to pay for it. Cut services to the poor to pay for it. I will even donate a few hours a day to helping build and get running a power plant if it lowered prices for my community. Not even picky about the type of power plant. Nuclear, green, coal whatever.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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+2,092|7307|PNW

a bunch of electrician trumpers lost their jobs because of cuts to clean power expansion. what did they think was going to happen? "i'm a power worker specializing in solar. here, let me cast my vote for the guys who said they were going to put a stop to all that." a deserved face-eating, really. hope the libs got owned enough for ya.

this should not be subject to political polarization or the multi-decade conservativization of congress. common sense stuff, whether 1945 or 2025.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,752|7272|Cinncinatti
Rates have jumped a ton here, they don't need more money lol
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
unnamednewbie13
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you could be in the red-as-a-raspberry sticks in a gop state and they would blame democrats for that.

another thing is this real id stuff. that can was kicked way down the road in the mid 2005 and now it's come home to roost. a little expensive in washington last i checked.

i'm drowning in papers. papers for days. take papers to the dmv. even take papers to the local libray. the fees add up. want to drive to canada for a breath of fresh air? hoo-boy, really need the the papers, maybe even the id chip. and have fun crossing back over. why do we need yet more papers for a domestic flight? is a terrorist really going to sneak onboard while the plane is still in midair? if they can pull that off, you're already as good as hijacked.

i don't want to hear "papers please" quoted at me in an unconvincing german accent. this is all baseball-and-apple-pie america.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,836|6641|eXtreme to the maX
Its going to get worse before it gets better.

Also its standard fascist playbook:

You need to give me total power
Things get worse
No I meant absolute total power
Things get worser
I want immediate and instantaneous power of life and death over your life
etc
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+672|4255
The Democrats are turning the streets gay.
https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/8bc8a52/2147483647/strip/true/crop/4800x2700+0+0/resize/1200x675!/quality/75/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F64%2F26%2F70ece5984ec3846e64441666b877%2F45b79102c28c4f3cbac49f18ce974703.jpg
Only Trump can stop them from making us all gay.
https://i.insider.com/5af17eb319ee8618008b49ac?width=700
Trump is true manhood.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDXZgYwIgD6_5tH8cyYXZzGqt1gUhRXAB-pniE1IRJIA&s=10
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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how exactly are they going to 'reclaim the rainbow' for jesus while panicking at its presence.

the fancy crosswalks are actually a good idea. i think after awhile people start to tune out the endless white-on-black markings and signage of america's roads. are you confident that you notice every furtive, dull white speed limit sign, or just rely on general rules?

i'm pretty sure even someone in a complete driving trance would notice a rainbow stretching across the street.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+672|4255
MAGA wants people to feel unsafe and unhappy. Whenever I see LGBT flags or iconography my first reaction is "the people around here are probably pretty chill."

When door knocking I rather go to this house
https://flagsforgood.com/cdn/shop/files/progress-pride-flag-on-home.jpg?v=1718726607&width=959
Than one with an American flag. So erasing this stuff is literally intended to suppress.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GayConservativ … ican_flag/

...

I was handing out flyers for a candidate at a festival with my girlfriend.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTN2IERmXBLwG1SjHSn_g7VR9YnVZxeU6DbOlHYWzSv8wQIZbZTeolY64&s=10
This short chubby guy with a red hat comes up to us and starts trying to Charlie Kirk it.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ud1ANAF9pW8/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEhCK4FEIIDSFryq4qpAxMIARUAAAAAGAElAADIQj0AgKJD&rs=AOn4CLDvcASX7IN2389SPaeXzCO8zCdvUA
My girlfriend and I just stared at him while he was trying to use the Socratic method or whatever on us.
https://www.shutterstock.com/shutterstock/videos/1072394375/thumb/1.jpg?ip=x480
https://media.gettyimages.com/id/476845999/photo/studio-portrait-of-serious-young-woman.jpg?s=612x612&w=gi&k=20&c=KRuBju5ehSMD1YTxGrjUm6B_15b7Gh_aTcMbnCI2IDI=
The dude eventually walked away after a moment of trying to debate us while we literally didn't even move from our standing position.

He walked over to some girl who was standing by a food truck. She looked embarrassed and I don't think she was interested in having a confrontation at an arts festival.

...

Dude came up to my shoulders in height. Could have ragdolled him. Imagine getting beat up at an arts festival.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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https://www.reddit.com/r/GayConservativ … ican_flag/
this is not aging well

who starts political shit at a festival? don't take a flyer.

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