SuperJail Warden
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I had a meeting with the blind social worker. Her dog kept jumping on me. I was standing in the corner with an excited dog. I am not afraid of dogs but I wasn't sure if I could manhandle a service dog.
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Dilbert_X
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uziq wrote:

yes i have pointed out to you several times that the 'engineering utopia' has been tried already, and it was called the soviet union.
It went great for a while, then the hipsters took over.

In other news, I asked the asian coworker with the short skirts and dirty voice how her weekend went.

"Oh I was dancing in a nightclub"
"You mean you went to an nightclub?"
"No, I was paid to dance"
And shows me a video on her phone of her and her friend dancing on stage in leather hot-pants and a skimpy top.

https://media.tenor.com/hc4xWmGAXrgAAAAM/i-can%27t-deal-with-this-shit-robert.gif

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uziq
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women enjoying themselves, you mean?

i dated a professor in korea (she was singaporean and very brit-coded though), graduated from princeton and lectured at korea's most elite university. her main hobby there? pole dancing.

i guess it's shocking if you've not interacted with women or gender dynamics since the 1970s.
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Its weird to be shown videos in a work environment though.

Also, when I ask people at the coffee machine how their weekend was I don't expect them to
A) tell me
B) show me videos of themselves in leather hot pants

There's no knowing where either could end up

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uziq
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they want you dilbert. they w a n t you.
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a woman even tried the 'talking about heinlein' approach. and still…dilbert fled.
SuperJail Warden
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She just wants him to subscribe to her OnlyFans
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Dilbert_X
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Thinking about putting in a claim for sexual harassment.

I mean, if someone asked me about my weekend and I pushed a video of me doing chin-ups on the jungle gym in the park wearing short-shorts into their face I'd be pulled into HR before I worked out how to get back to the home screen on my iphone.

Also apparently I can't use the park any more because some Karen complained.
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take it to the hardbody thread
Dilbert_X
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I would but it got deleted.
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SuperJail Warden
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I saw a TikTok (???) that argued that many people are 'addicted to misery.' Being negative isn't situational but instead a psychological need. My always negative assistants reminds me of this.
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Dilbert_X
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Discontent is what drives progress.
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