Choppers, the best alternative to walking.
Behind every damn building, mountain and obstacle, there seems to be a helicopter. They are after me!
Artillery, ruining your enemies killing spree.
You just killed 10 men and are half-way a flag capture. Before you can conquer the flag, the enemy revenges his teammates by awarding you the "155mm shell 'o revenge" award.
Jets, giving a 2000lbs hug.
No matter where you run, no matter where you hide, those pesky bombs always seem to laserguide themselves to you.
Armor, rollin' through the hood, 120mm style.
Everywhere you drive, you always seem to get close with a tank. They are everywhere, and no matter what you do they always kill you first.
Car's, drive-overs instead of drive-by's.
When crossing a road, you always seem to get hit by one. And they always honk the horn just before hitting you and catapulting your corpse roll over their engine hood.
AA/AT, regulating vehicle traffic in your area since 2005.
You always seem to be driving/flying straight into a TOW/IGLA
Disclaimer
Why, oh why, are there so many people complaining about jets, artillery, armor, defense, helicopters etc.
Enjoy them! They are in the game, and if you take all your deaths with a grain of salt and try to humilliate your opponent with a fresh kill style, you'll feel much better.
Instead of whining about a whoring APC, try to push him into a pool (like in Gulf of Oman, SF:Warlord etc).
Instead of whining about a whoring jet, suprise him with a freshly baked IGLA or Stinger.
Instead of whining about a whoring claymore spammer, walk around the claymore.
Instead of whining about a artillery whore, blow the artillery up.
Instead of... well you get the idea, find ways around your enemies tactics. An old Japanse verb says "Know your enemies, and you will not be defeated in a thousand battles".
Anticipate your enemies moves.
Where will a tank move, where will a jet come from. Did I just hear the enemy artillery firing.
Anticipate, and you shall conquer.
Behind every damn building, mountain and obstacle, there seems to be a helicopter. They are after me!
Artillery, ruining your enemies killing spree.
You just killed 10 men and are half-way a flag capture. Before you can conquer the flag, the enemy revenges his teammates by awarding you the "155mm shell 'o revenge" award.
Jets, giving a 2000lbs hug.
No matter where you run, no matter where you hide, those pesky bombs always seem to laserguide themselves to you.
Armor, rollin' through the hood, 120mm style.
Everywhere you drive, you always seem to get close with a tank. They are everywhere, and no matter what you do they always kill you first.
Car's, drive-overs instead of drive-by's.
When crossing a road, you always seem to get hit by one. And they always honk the horn just before hitting you and catapulting your corpse roll over their engine hood.
AA/AT, regulating vehicle traffic in your area since 2005.
You always seem to be driving/flying straight into a TOW/IGLA
Disclaimer
Why, oh why, are there so many people complaining about jets, artillery, armor, defense, helicopters etc.
Enjoy them! They are in the game, and if you take all your deaths with a grain of salt and try to humilliate your opponent with a fresh kill style, you'll feel much better.
Instead of whining about a whoring APC, try to push him into a pool (like in Gulf of Oman, SF:Warlord etc).
Instead of whining about a whoring jet, suprise him with a freshly baked IGLA or Stinger.
Instead of whining about a whoring claymore spammer, walk around the claymore.
Instead of whining about a artillery whore, blow the artillery up.
Instead of... well you get the idea, find ways around your enemies tactics. An old Japanse verb says "Know your enemies, and you will not be defeated in a thousand battles".
Anticipate your enemies moves.
Where will a tank move, where will a jet come from. Did I just hear the enemy artillery firing.
Anticipate, and you shall conquer.
Last edited by Bernadictus (2006-06-01 02:59:00)