Guruz
Sir
+20|7107|government yard in trenchtown.

BB|EyeSeePeeDude wrote:

Guruz wrote:

Oh, and I roadkilled 18 people in one round (yes, I counted) on Wake Island
I'm pretty sure I was one of them...  your name looks familiar
Yours too

I just drove around the chinese airfield with a DPV, quite unfair for the plane/chopper-waiting guys.

Roadkill you later!

Oh, and as a master of them, I've learned that it's stupid to jump when somebody drives towards you, cause then you'll just smash onto the driver's face and get killed anyway. So I usually go prone and hope for the best, many times it has saved me!

Last edited by Guruz (2005-11-02 07:25:30)

Rick_Biessman
Member
+4|7045|Germany
Thx for those impressions of killing.

Especially this one: What a cookie (ammo, health)? No? Your fault ...
section9
Member
+9|7116|USA
With a 56k modem????
AnarkyXtra
BF2s EU Server Admin
+67|7056|Hanging onto the UAV
Most humiliating way is, without doubt, the way my squadmate/housemate novamute.uk killed someone today: by throwing a grenade at them.

The enemy had so little health that the grenade glanced off them, killing him, and then exploded.

Genius. 

Last edited by AnarkyXtra (2005-11-02 07:41:20)

Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7032

what i wanna do is find a sniper, sneak up on him and instead of knifing him, put claymores down around him and shoot him with a pistol a couple times.
vjs
Member
+19|7039
OH MY GOD!!!!

Road kill 15 people with an airplane at once... I did it yesterday!

Basically the map just started the 64/64 plant map as chinese. Took off in the jet full afterburner straight for the carrier, all the helio and planes were gone. Didn't fire missles or bombs couldn't see anything I was a little low then at the last moment everyone standing in the middle, jumping up and down etc.

Bunch of guys on the tarmak, nose down and leveled to get some shots with the machine gun... too late flew right through a bunch of people.

I was like holy f'in crap, the other team said everything from

-lol, l33t, base rape, my god, this went on an on for a couple seconds.

My team kicked in with what what did you do, messages back and forth

An admin warned me not to base rape and I made sure I didn't fly over the carrier again.

That was just too funny, I personally think getting run over by a swooping jet has to be the most humiliating ever.
AnD-MasterMatt
Member
+0|7020|Vancouver, WA - USA
Ok. I don't know if this has been mentioned already but I thought I'd give it a shot. This is real fun but hard to do. Find a sniper on a roof overlooking the roof ledge. Without being seen sneek up below him and place claymores at the bottom of the building. Then sneak around behind him and get on top of the roof that he's overlooking. Go prone and start pushing him forward from behind. If the sniper is real stupid and slow he won't realize that he's being slowly pushed forward. Eventully you push the sniper off the ledge into the claymores below.

I also enjoy dropping crates on peoples heads playing Commander. However, I've only played one round as commander and have only done this once. Unfortunately, you don't get the kill credit for doing this.

Another embarrasing way to kill someone is to land on them after jumping off of an elevated area. If they're low enough on health this will kill them and pad your landing. The best part is you get the kill credit for it. It simply says PlayerX killed PlayerY, so I'm not sure if it counts as a kill with your currently equipped weapon or if the kill goes into some unclassified category. A friend of mine at work discovered this technique. It only works though if the person you're jumping on has less than a quarter of health.
Tarthkin
Member
+-1|7031
i had one round in Karkand where i gunned down a person running across the street tward the middle flag while i was in mounted gun on a hummer.  I then saw a medic revive him so i gunned him down again.   this happened about 4 times in a row before finally someone granaded my hummer.  Funniest thing i had seen in a while, must have been hell for the guy who probibly just wanted to be left alone so he could respawn
cmdwedge
More TK's than you can poke a stick at
+5|7078|Canberra, Australia
It's a pity that you can't whack people over the head with the Engi wrench - that would be terribly humiliating.
lt.lockz
Member
+1|7021

Sgt.Gh0st wrote:

Ofcourse by killing someone with a weak weapon.

I'd go for the Shock Paddles

Or when I see a sniper and he's all alone and doesnt notices me. I'll place C4 over his candy ass and give him the scare of his life hehe
the latter of the two is my favorite thing to do, but theres just this warm feelin you get once someone dies with what you bring ppl back to life with..."clear"

Last edited by lt.lockz (2005-11-02 17:09:48)

divided
Clear!
+3|7041

||BFA||xZeler8 wrote:

smoke grenade...nothing worse
I threw a smoke grenade up in the air once and it hit my teammate in the head and killed him and I got punished.  I was laughing my ass off though, it was worth it.
{M5}Sniper3
Typical white person.
+389|7028|San Antonio, Texas
The funniest kill I did was running someone over with the F-15, and not during takeoff.
kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|7033|Toronto Canada
shitting all over their face?
nzjafa
Member
+2|7034

Coolbeano wrote:

what i wanna do is find a sniper, sneak up on him and instead of knifing him, put claymores down around him and shoot him with a pistol a couple times.
i played bf2 today and i did that, sort of, because i did it to an APC.
i put AT mines all over him without him knowing then ran in front of him. he reversed to try shoot me and blew himself up
BladeRunner
Member
+5|7017|UK
I'd gree with the supply box...but i imagine being killed by a smoke grenade is shocking
:]-[: El_Shiznit
Member
+3|7017|Florida

nzjafa wrote:

Coolbeano wrote:

what i wanna do is find a sniper, sneak up on him and instead of knifing him, put claymores down around him and shoot him with a pistol a couple times.
i played bf2 today and i did that, sort of, because i did it to an APC.
i put AT mines all over him without him knowing then ran in front of him. he reversed to try shoot me and blew himself up
Heh, I do that all the time.  Just place an AT Mine on a vehicle while he's busy.  Then I run for cover and shoot a pistol at him.  Usually, they will think they'll kill whatever small arm is hitting them.....
Poor APC....



I've pushed the sniper off many a time and I must say it's quite hilarious even though you aren't credited with the kill.  But one I haven't seen mentioned yet I've only seen once.  A clan buddy and I were playing Gulf of Oman and we both had the F35's.  He ended up hovering to cap a flag.  One guy spawned at that flag while he was doing it and started shooting his jet with the assault rifle.  So he just dropped the bombs straight down on his head.  Must've been a funny sight for him.
Ronball9
Sleep Deprived
+8|7116
Watching a fully loaded BH land on your AT mines hidden in the grass as they try and cap the main MEC base in Mashtuur City is quite satisfying.
Relentless
Member
+0|7009
How bout the Knife fight on top of the Oman Hotel, Knifed him on the way down on the fall. Couldnt get screenshot happened too fast
Possum61
Member
+9|7017|Philly PA USA
Takeing a copper out with a tank shot. When he is coming right at you ..I love doing that 
Jeckelcopy
Ach du Sheisse!!!!
+2|7028
This isn't that humiliating, it's just cool...

Killing someone as they skydive...that would be the luckiest shot ever...
[UKNG]Tartan_Tart
Member
+0|7009
Can i just mention that has no-one noticed the comment,

Re: Whats the most humiliating way to kill someone?||BFA||xZeler8 wrote:
smoke grenade...nothing worse

I'd have to go with the nades too. Doesn't happen that often, but if the guy only has a sliver of health, the impact of the nade hitting him will kill the dude. Only seen it happen twice, but it's damn funny!


That was said , my question is . How do you know how much health is in the opposition to do that. mmmm .

you dont see the enemy health . good question and why hasnt no-one else picked up on that.
.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|7078|Marathon, Florida Keys
if i have c4, i'l place al 5 packs in a circle around a prone sniper, then shoot him once in the back, he will turn around and i'll detonate, then i yell out SUPRISE!!!!
https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg
Jeckelcopy
Ach du Sheisse!!!!
+2|7028
One of the most humiliating things, being shot down by a pistol...
You know, as a shopper/plane/car flames up, shoot it with something, and all those kills are yours!
[S.P.S]1on1killa
Member
+28|7009|Germany, Berlin
i believe another very humiliating way to kill someone is to kill this person again and again in one round........

.....the other day a friend of mine killed this one dude like 9 times in a row..........the dude was so pissed off that he started bitchin' at my friend, who was crackin' up..............lol

https://www.bf2s.com/player/48110654/sig.png
https://www.bf2s.com/player/48110654/sig5.png
https://www.bf2s.com/player/48110654/sig3.png
https://www.bf2s.com/player/48110654/awards.jpg

Last edited by [S.P.S]1on1killa (2005-11-13 06:11:38)

CausticMarmot
Member
+1|7009
One of my favorites is the Trojan Horse. Load up the rear section of the troop transport with C-4 and drive it to the enemy base, drop it off, run for cover, and wait for a unsuspecting enemy squad to hop in and drive off.  BOOM!!! Love that. Why is it humiliating ? Because you have to be pretty stupid to jump into a tranport loaded with C-4 and not have a clue that it might be a trap. 

p.s.   This is also a great way to get your Ordinance Badge.

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