So, you've encountered a whore and you don't know what to do, eh? well kiddo, you've come to the right place. sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.
First, let's start with the question, "What is a Whore?":
A Whore is not dissimilar to a Smurf, but is not entirely equal either. A Whore may also be similar to a noob (AKA, nub, n00b, omgzorz!!!1n00b!, nublet, retarded noobie), but, again, is not entirely equal either.
The major difference between a Whore and a Smurf or Noob is that while a Smurf or a Noob is just an idiot or a poor team player, a Whore usually wants something you have or want as well.
Sounds pretty much like any average old player, right? WRONG.
A Whore will force a Teamkill (TK), be it himself or you, for the item he wants.
Second, let's take a look at the identifying factors of a Whore:
A Whore is often, but not always, a player of high rank, such as Captain, Major, Colonel, and sometimes, but not often, General. (you may also encounter whores of lower ranks such as Staff Sergeant, Corporal, and Gunnery Sergeant.)
A Whore is always prepared for what he must do. If the item of want is an aerial vehicle, he will come dressed as a big furry Ewok welding a .50 Caliber rifle. If he is after a tank its usually a person with a cap and a microphone, usually not clean shaven.
A Whore often has at least -4 points on his scoreboard. as such, it is wise to be weary of any player with such a score.
A Whore will never be in a squad. If he is, it will always be locked.
Third, Let us take a look at the behavior of a Whore:
A Whore will never talk to other players of his team. Whether it is a chosen isolation or one caused by linguistic or cultural differences is currently unknown.
As mentioned in Item One, a Whore is unafraid of dying, or of a Tk.
A Whore is a solitary creature, and although many may be sited in a close gathering such as that of a Hangar or Helipad, things rarely go well and fights often break out when one gets the prize over another. One theory suggests that this is a remnant of ancient rules of mating, that is, when a smaller male gains the female "prize" another seeks, said smaller male is killed whilst his back is turned.
A whore will often become uncomfortable and unusually irritable when subjected to close scrutiny or large groups. in this case, it is best to keep your distance.
Fourth, let us take a look at types of whores:
Jet Whore: This kind of Whore is scientifically classified Ewokious Jetious and comes dressed as an Ewok. It can mate with certain other Whores, but all offspring will be infertile and hidiously deformed.
Tank Whore: This kind of Whore, Cfourus Tankis, will be found wielding strange squarish packs that seem to explode at the will of the creature. It is extremely aggressive towards people of Islamic origin who stay at the Karkand Hotel for one (1) night or more. It is unknown as to whether or not it can mate with other Whores. A new branch of this species, Anti-Tankerous Tankis, has recently been confirmed by fierce. see image further down the post.
Chopper Whore: This Whore, Ewokious Chopperis, is hostile towards other Whores and is currently the only whore that is known to mate with Ewokious Jetious. It is thought that this is true only because it also appears to be of Ewok origin.
Infantry Whore: While considered by most not to be a Whore, some researchers feel it is so and as such will be mentioned in this guide. Classified Infantrious riflious, this Whore is the friendliest Whore currently known, and appears to have either branched from Cfourus Tankis or mated with it at sometime, as it is sometimes unfriendly to stayers at the Karkand Hotel. Often equipped with a box of ammo or a first aid bag, this Whore is comfortable in large groups and friendly to those who have done no harm to it or its offspring.
What to do if You see a Whore:
If a Whore is encountered, the first thing to do is evaluate the situation. is the Whore in a large group? Is the Whore cornered with only one exit? is the Whore becoming increasingly violent (pushing others around or firing a weapon)? Is the Whore horribly disfigured? Does the Whore have at least -4 points on his scoreboard?
If you answered yes to ANY of these questions, the first thing to do is STOP. Do NOT move at all. A Whore's vision is movement based, and he will soon become disinterested if you are still standing.
Once the Whore has stopped paying attention to you, the best thing to do is to look straight at the ground, and SLOWLY start backing away to the nearest HMMMV, DPV, FAV, or other ground-based transport.
The Whore will likely be paying extremely close attention to you, whilst sizing up you and your actions. At this point, it is best to stop moving again and wait for the Whore to once again become disinterested.
At this point, it is best to hop into the transport and drive SLOWLY away from the Whore. Do not look back, as this aggrevates the Whore and makes him uneasy.
Remember: Under no circumstances should you attempt to feed a wild Whore. They are unfriendly to humans by nature, and are unafraid to kill one.
As well, if you attempt to go "Whore-Hunting," it is likely that other Whores of Familial relations will attempt to go "human-hunting," should you succeed.
Scrappy the Whore Safety Ranger Says: "thanks for reading, folks! be safe and stay away from whores!"
First, let's start with the question, "What is a Whore?":
A Whore is not dissimilar to a Smurf, but is not entirely equal either. A Whore may also be similar to a noob (AKA, nub, n00b, omgzorz!!!1n00b!, nublet, retarded noobie), but, again, is not entirely equal either.
The major difference between a Whore and a Smurf or Noob is that while a Smurf or a Noob is just an idiot or a poor team player, a Whore usually wants something you have or want as well.
Sounds pretty much like any average old player, right? WRONG.
A Whore will force a Teamkill (TK), be it himself or you, for the item he wants.
Second, let's take a look at the identifying factors of a Whore:
A Whore is often, but not always, a player of high rank, such as Captain, Major, Colonel, and sometimes, but not often, General. (you may also encounter whores of lower ranks such as Staff Sergeant, Corporal, and Gunnery Sergeant.)
A Whore is always prepared for what he must do. If the item of want is an aerial vehicle, he will come dressed as a big furry Ewok welding a .50 Caliber rifle. If he is after a tank its usually a person with a cap and a microphone, usually not clean shaven.
A Whore often has at least -4 points on his scoreboard. as such, it is wise to be weary of any player with such a score.
A Whore will never be in a squad. If he is, it will always be locked.
Third, Let us take a look at the behavior of a Whore:
A Whore will never talk to other players of his team. Whether it is a chosen isolation or one caused by linguistic or cultural differences is currently unknown.
As mentioned in Item One, a Whore is unafraid of dying, or of a Tk.
A Whore is a solitary creature, and although many may be sited in a close gathering such as that of a Hangar or Helipad, things rarely go well and fights often break out when one gets the prize over another. One theory suggests that this is a remnant of ancient rules of mating, that is, when a smaller male gains the female "prize" another seeks, said smaller male is killed whilst his back is turned.
A whore will often become uncomfortable and unusually irritable when subjected to close scrutiny or large groups. in this case, it is best to keep your distance.
Fourth, let us take a look at types of whores:
Jet Whore: This kind of Whore is scientifically classified Ewokious Jetious and comes dressed as an Ewok. It can mate with certain other Whores, but all offspring will be infertile and hidiously deformed.
Tank Whore: This kind of Whore, Cfourus Tankis, will be found wielding strange squarish packs that seem to explode at the will of the creature. It is extremely aggressive towards people of Islamic origin who stay at the Karkand Hotel for one (1) night or more. It is unknown as to whether or not it can mate with other Whores. A new branch of this species, Anti-Tankerous Tankis, has recently been confirmed by fierce. see image further down the post.
Chopper Whore: This Whore, Ewokious Chopperis, is hostile towards other Whores and is currently the only whore that is known to mate with Ewokious Jetious. It is thought that this is true only because it also appears to be of Ewok origin.
Infantry Whore: While considered by most not to be a Whore, some researchers feel it is so and as such will be mentioned in this guide. Classified Infantrious riflious, this Whore is the friendliest Whore currently known, and appears to have either branched from Cfourus Tankis or mated with it at sometime, as it is sometimes unfriendly to stayers at the Karkand Hotel. Often equipped with a box of ammo or a first aid bag, this Whore is comfortable in large groups and friendly to those who have done no harm to it or its offspring.
What to do if You see a Whore:
If a Whore is encountered, the first thing to do is evaluate the situation. is the Whore in a large group? Is the Whore cornered with only one exit? is the Whore becoming increasingly violent (pushing others around or firing a weapon)? Is the Whore horribly disfigured? Does the Whore have at least -4 points on his scoreboard?
If you answered yes to ANY of these questions, the first thing to do is STOP. Do NOT move at all. A Whore's vision is movement based, and he will soon become disinterested if you are still standing.
Once the Whore has stopped paying attention to you, the best thing to do is to look straight at the ground, and SLOWLY start backing away to the nearest HMMMV, DPV, FAV, or other ground-based transport.
The Whore will likely be paying extremely close attention to you, whilst sizing up you and your actions. At this point, it is best to stop moving again and wait for the Whore to once again become disinterested.
At this point, it is best to hop into the transport and drive SLOWLY away from the Whore. Do not look back, as this aggrevates the Whore and makes him uneasy.
Remember: Under no circumstances should you attempt to feed a wild Whore. They are unfriendly to humans by nature, and are unafraid to kill one.
As well, if you attempt to go "Whore-Hunting," it is likely that other Whores of Familial relations will attempt to go "human-hunting," should you succeed.
Scrappy the Whore Safety Ranger Says: "thanks for reading, folks! be safe and stay away from whores!"
Last edited by Ender2309 (2006-06-11 13:42:09)
