My dad gave me a harsh beating once...

2006-06-12 17:59:07

#1

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7050

I had heard of the term 'they could wipe their asses with twenties', and being the badass I was, I took at least 50 bucks in 5 dollar bills and proceeded to clean my anus with them after defecating. I stuffed them back into his wallet, but he knew it was me.

Discuss.

2006-06-12 18:00:22

#2

Viper38: Member; +118|7074

ROFL ... I'm speechless ...

Pollux FTW!!

2006-06-12 18:02:40

#3

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7097

LOL, I bet one day u will post some serious post about some tradgedy and we will all laugh at you and you will not be able to convice us that u are serious.

x

2006-06-12 18:04:04

#4

mooncricket: Knife Whore; +10|7141|Alabama

props...that takes some guts...seriously =P

2006-06-12 18:04:10

#5

eusgen: Nugget; +402|7197|Jupiter

Superior Mind wrote:
LOL, I bet one day u will post some serious post about some tradgedy and we will all laugh at you and you will not be able to convice us that u are serious.

Agreed.

2006-06-12 18:04:59

#6

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|7062| United States of America

i bet your dad was like he buys somthing he pulld out 20$ and is like WTF there is shit on my money!

2006-06-12 18:05:18

#7

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|6982|Florida

Your posts always give me some laughs Fancy lol. And I bet Superior Mind is right lol

2006-06-12 18:06:03

#8

Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|7096|Calgary

rotflmao

2006-06-12 18:12:31

#9

TriggerLID: Power Nubs Unite; +6|6936

Lmao!Thats hilarious

2006-06-12 18:13:49

#10

PspRpg-7: -; +961|7102

mooncricket wrote:
props...that takes some guts...seriously =P

2006-06-12 18:17:22

#11

Fredrik: i hate you all; +201|7053|Norway

Shitmoney!

2006-07-03 19:31:03

#12

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7050

tvmissleman wrote:
i bet your dad was like he buys somthing he pulld out 20$ and is like WTF there is shit on my money!

pretty much

2006-07-03 19:33:22

#13

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6922|Montucky

2 words, Seek Therapy.

However its still hilarious...

2006-07-03 19:35:11

#14

scottomus0: Teh forum ghey!; +172|7041|Wigan. Manchester. England.

lol

2006-07-03 19:35:20

#15

KtotheIMMY: Member; +513|7167

what is wrong with you people?

2006-07-03 19:40:04

#16

s()mtingWong: Member; +48|7097

You didnt copy this from CKY did you? I dont know what one it was either cky 1 or 2 but i think bam whiped his @rse with a hundred dollar bill and left it on the floor by an atm machine and some lucky costumer comes by puts it in his pocket, then pulls it out and smells his hands and starts barfing. It was some funny sh!t rofl.

2006-07-03 19:40:47

#17

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|7046|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

i wonder.. if me, stryyker and pollux here all derailed a thread at once.. would the internet implode?

and hi KtotheIMMY lol.

2006-07-03 19:42:16

#18

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6922|Montucky

Whats wrong with me? i spent 5 years in the U.S. Marines, and on the 4th Year i was told i get to stay for another year because the Corps is low on people with skills and MOS.. in short it drove me to insanity..

**edit, i joined the United States Marine Corps, not the army, don't say shouldn't have joined the Army, if you going to give me -1 for my comment atleast get what branch of the military i was in correct you douche bag, now thats just a funny word to say.. douche"

Last edited by [1FR]S3v3N (2006-07-03 19:48:26)

2006-07-03 19:44:02

#19

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|6974|Portland, OR, USA

KtotheIMMY wrote:
what is wrong with you people?

stfu...

2006-07-03 19:54:38

#20

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|7046|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

CommieChipmunk wrote:
KtotheIMMY wrote:
what is wrong with you people?
stfu...

this forumite is quite obviously a homosexual. or angry at his dad for teh buttsecks.

2006-07-03 20:20:54

#21

KtotheIMMY: Member; +513|7167

spawnofthemist wrote:
CommieChipmunk wrote:
KtotheIMMY wrote:
what is wrong with you people?
stfu...
this forumite is quite obviously a homosexual. or angry at his dad for teh buttsecks.

lol @ spawnofthemist

2006-07-03 20:22:26

#22

Capt. Foley: Member; +155|6992|Allentown, PA, USA

spawnofthemist wrote:
i wonder.. if me, stryyker and pollux here all derailed a thread at once.. would the internet implode?

and hi KtotheIMMY lol.

Cheese.

2006-07-03 20:23:58

#23

DaReJa: BF2s US Server Admin; +257|7031|Los Angeles, California, US.

spawnofthemist wrote:
i wonder.. if me, stryyker and pollux here all derailed a thread at once.. would the internet implode?

and hi KtotheIMMY lol.

I feel so Left Out. :'( .

Battlelog: DaReJa
MyBFi/BF3i Admin

AKA DanielRJ
GameSurge IRC Network, Support Agent and Staff
Phuzion IRC Network, Support Director and Operator

2006-07-03 21:39:34

#24

KVNY: Member; +25|7060|SoCal

[1FR]S3v3N wrote:
2 words, Seek Therapy.

However its still hilarious...

That about sums it up... lol, and how old were you when you did this?

2006-07-03 21:41:31

#25

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|7062| United States of America

DaReJa wrote:
spawnofthemist wrote:
i wonder.. if me, stryyker and pollux here all derailed a thread at once.. would the internet implode?

and hi KtotheIMMY lol.
I feel so Left Out. :'( .

fine, hai 2 j00

Last edited by tvmissleman (2006-07-03 21:41:41)

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CommieChipmunk wrote:

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CommieChipmunk wrote:

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DaReJa wrote:

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