Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|7116
So here's the down low on what happened. I was walking in the mall ok and I see this guy I've known for years. He made a really nasty snear at me like he was saying "fuck you" or something. So I followed him feeling like the tough guy I do. I turn the corner and he's waiting there for me. So I approach him and people are all around us. Everyone knows it's finally gonna happen and it's all over now. So I face him face-to-face and he makes the first move. He throws his fist out into his pocket and he pulls out on me..................









































a token and puts it into the machine. I amazingly dodge it and also pull out a token very quickly and insert it into the machine after him very smoothly.

Then, he does the unimaginable......................































He picks Ryu, so I come out with Sagat. He gives me a good one to and Soryuken during every round. I give him a good Tiger Upppercut but it is futile. Sagat is pwned. So I pull out Balrog and he pwns me quickly with him. So all I got left is Bison and Vega. I figured that with Ryu he likes to keep it on the ground and make a lot of diving shots at me so I pick Bison. I try head smash but it is no good. He owns me with a Soryuken. I try a Psycho Knee Press but it is pwned with a whirlwind kick. So I try a psycho crusher but it is pwned by his Hadouken. I fell.


So in the end I came to Vega. I did lots of crystal rolls, flying barcelona attacks, and the most successful of all: Scarlet Terror. I had him good until he beat me. I fell to the ground in defeat. I laid there with imaginary blood on my face and pretend broken bones. Finally, the owner of the arcade was nice enough to drag me outside and leave me next to the garbage can so the sun wouldn't burn my face. So that's how I lost a fight yesterday. Do not worry for me for I am alright. I will always be alright. I live to fight another day.

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-04-26 05:06:30)

guppy99_00
Banned
+11|7202|kansas
Loser -1
bobislost
Member
+3|7124|uk

guppy99_00 wrote:

Loser -1
i agree u should of used ken
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|7116

bobislost wrote:

guppy99_00 wrote:

Loser -1
i agree u should of used ken
Yeah. What the hell was I thinking?
UON
Junglist Massive
+223|7123

bobislost wrote:

guppy99_00 wrote:

Loser -1
i agree u should of used ken
Tripp
I wanna be on you
+116|6997|So Cal
how do you lose with this guy?

https://www.vplanetmag.com/saget.gif

ohhh you said Sagat (har har har)

Should've chosen Guile

Last edited by Tripp (2006-06-14 10:55:28)

ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7119

Very funny Fancy.

EDIT: A lot better than your wine and olive oil anyway.

Last edited by ghettoperson (2006-06-14 10:54:51)

Erkut.hv
Member
+124|7205|California
Blanca Ftw!!!oneeleven!
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7276|Orlando, FL - Age 43
Chun-Li  FTW!

https://www.tuttomanga.com/marcoalbiero/18-animeemanga/STREET_FIGTHER/CHUN-LI.jpg





https://www.fp.ucf.edu/images/ucf/midpegasus.gif
Tripp
I wanna be on you
+116|6997|So Cal
nice poon shot on Chun Li there.... +1 for that pic find.... yowzah
=|A mere Shadow|=
The Anarchist
+121|7096|Britain and Damn proud of it!
Omg!! Fancy_Pollux got told!!
Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|7215|Houston, TX
Let's hear it for the BLUE BLOOMERS!!!  Chun-li FTW!

I'd +1 ya but you've gotten your quota for the day...

KJ
Viper38
Member
+118|7140
Another triumph
travisb05
bullseye (+)
+58|7169|U.S
i dont get it.
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7276|Orlando, FL - Age 43

Kung Jew wrote:

Let's hear it for the BLUE BLOOMERS!!!  Chun-li FTW!

I'd +1 ya but you've gotten your quota for the day...

KJ
Mods should be exempt from that rule!

Last edited by Darth_Fleder (2006-06-14 11:19:06)

pure_beef_69
Banned
+186|7116

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

So here's the down low on what happened. I was walking in the mall ok and I see this guy I've known for years. He made a really nasty snear at me like he was saying "fuck you" or something. So I followed him feeling like the tough guy I do. I turn the corner and he's waiting there for me. So I approach him and people are all around us. Everyone knows it's finally gonna happen and it's all over now. So I face him face-to-face and he makes the first move. He throws his fist out into his pocket and he pulls out on me..................







































a token and puts it into the machine. I amazingly dodge it and also pull out a token very quickly and insert it into the machine after him very smoothly.

Then, he does the unimaginable......................































He picks Ryu, so I come out with Sagat. He gives me a good one to and Soryuken during every round. I give him a good Tiger Upppercut but it is futile. Sagat is pwned. So I pull out Balrog and he pwns me quickly with him. So all I got left is Bison and Vega. I figured that with Ryu he likes to keep it on the ground and make a lot of diving shots at me so I pick Bison. I try head smash but it is no good. He owns me with a Soryuken. I try a Psycho Knee Press but it is pwned with a whirlwind kick. So I try a psycho crusher but it is pwned by his Hadouken. I fell.


So in the end I came to Vega. I did lots of crystal rolls, flying barcelona attacks, and the most successful of all: Scarlet Terror. I had him good until he beat me. I fell to the ground in defeat. I laid there with imaginary blood on my face and pretend broken bones. Finally, the owner of the arcade was nice enough to drag me outside and leave me next to the garbage can so the sun wouldn't burn my face. So that's how I lost a fight yesterday. Do not worry for me for I am alright. I will always be alright. I live to fight another day.
lmao i like
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7119

Darth_Fleder wrote:

Kung Jew wrote:

Let's hear it for the BLUE BLOOMERS!!!  Chun-li FTW!

I'd +1 ya but you've gotten your quota for the day...

KJ
Mods should be expempt from that rule!
You're a mod?
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7276|Orlando, FL - Age 43

ghettoperson wrote:

Darth_Fleder wrote:

Kung Jew wrote:

Let's hear it for the BLUE BLOOMERS!!!  Chun-li FTW!

I'd +1 ya but you've gotten your quota for the day...

KJ
Mods should be exempt from that rule!
You're a mod?
No, Kung Jew is. I think he is referring to limits in giving karma, not me receiving.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7119

KJ is a mod? Didn't know that. He wasn't featured in that most hated mods topic either, was he?

Not that I hate him of course <3
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7276|Orlando, FL - Age 43
He recieved promotion yesterday. http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=29405
Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|7215|Houston, TX

ghettoperson wrote:

KJ is a mod? Didn't know that. He wasn't featured in that most hated mods topic either, was he?

Not that I hate him of course <3
I think I'd have been Krap-Jew were I in that poll...

Triggercrappy and The_Crap_Attack would still beat out my votes though.

KJ
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7119

Oh yeah, congrats bud.
Entertayner
Member
+826|7041

K.
TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|7143|Colorado
Should have picked ryu as well & pummeled him in the corner with short kicks.

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