Ode to a complainer ....

2006-02-17 17:49:35

#1

jonnykill: The Microwave Man; +235|7295

You killed me with a noob toob you whore ,

Killing me with a noob toob is such a bore ,

You toss c4 and blow me up ,

"stop c4ing me I've had enough " !

Fucking noob stop base raping ,

I got battle recorder and it's fucking taping ,

I'll TK you for that chopper and tank ,

I'm a better player then you you can take that to the bank ,

The fucking AA sucks I can't hit a thing ,

I'll complain so much your ears will ring ,

I shot a guy 5 times in the face ,

He turned and shot me once and I fucking died !

Fucking whiners , fucking whores ,

I complain so much I got cold sores ,

I got the new patch and it FUCKING SUCKS !

I want a refund and my fifty fucking bucks ,

Now I can't hop like a god damn bunny ,

You fucked up my game ! Do you think this is funny ?

OMFG ! OMFG !

I got TK'ed by a claymore OMFG !

I punished you you fucking noob ,

2 more times and that's it for you ,

Fucking commander stop flying and do your job ,

Put the UAV on that big ass mob ,

WTMF ! I just got killed ,

By some noob in a jet who can't shoot with skills ,

Fight me on the ground you pussy you know you'd be dead ,

Stupid fucking noob I'll shoot you in the head ,

Fuck you all I'm not playing this game ,

There's solitair , minesweeper pac man and mame .

2006-02-17 17:52:10

#2

l41e: Member; +677|7263

Amen.

2006-02-17 17:54:20

#3

0ktane: Negative Ping; +55|7382|Arizona

Wow...that's some poetry...nice.

*starts snapping fingers*

2006-02-17 17:58:11

#4

Guamaniac2: Member; +0|7259

Lame................................... But so true.............................

Last edited by Guamaniac2 (2006-02-17 18:03:43)

2006-02-17 18:01:07

#5

Mario-C: Member; +0|7358|Wellington Nz

haha nice work and so true

2006-02-17 18:13:57

#6

jonnykill: The Microwave Man; +235|7295

Guamaniac2 wrote:
Lame................................... But so true.............................

lol took you long enough

2006-02-17 20:19:42

#7

jonnykill: The Microwave Man; +235|7295

I'm drunk now so here is another

I spawn and die , I spawn and die

Fucking base rapers I hope you all die

I jump in a jet and get blown away

I can't fly for shit with all this AA

I jump in a tank - TK'ed by a mine

I punish your ass for stupidity that's mine

Stats padders Stats padders OMFG !

Stupid fucking pussies get a real job

I'll report you to EA and have your stats wiped

I have plenty of time because I have no friggin life

Fuck this game you all suck

I just destroyed my keyboard - WTF !!!

I complain on-line and complain in game

I complain all day and it's all the same

I talk out my ass and I haven't a clue

I complain because theres nothing really better to do

Stupid friggin noObs , stupid friggin whores

Fucking commander get out of the tank !

I got booted from a server for cussing and swearing

Fuck you mother fucker I wanna cuss ! Fuuuuuck !

Fucking fagit you got an aimbot ! I can tell

No way you can kill me in one shot ! What the hell !

I spawn and I die , I spawn and I die beacuse I'm too stupid to spawn ............... somewhere's else

2006-06-15 12:12:33

#8

jonnykill: The Microwave Man; +235|7295

Bump since I couldn't find this damn thread . Also would be funy to see how people feel about this since so much of this stuff is old school and changed . Enjoy

2006-06-15 12:27:09

#9

Jenkinsbball: Banned; +149|7163|USA bitches!

I didn't read it because, 1) If you wrote that, you're gay as fuck and have too much time on your hands, 2) you're gay as fuck.

2006-06-15 12:35:32

#10

Dressed In Decay: Member; +14|7152

I love the last line, I'm too stupid to spawn somewhere else, that's all I ever hear YOU GAY BASERAPERS, and I always think...ok why keep spawning there?

2006-06-15 13:03:15

#11

jonnykill: The Microwave Man; +235|7295

Jenkinsbball wrote:
I didn't read it because, 1) If you wrote that, you're gay as fuck and have too much time on your hands, 2) you're gay as fuck.

Please dude , don't use me as a scapegoat for your closet homosexuality . It isn't very nice .

2006-06-15 13:08:04

#12

2tuff: Positive Karma Here!; +357|7391

Thats good bro, real nice. I had to stop in the middle due to uncontolable laughter. +1 BROTHA!

Tuff

2006-06-15 13:50:29

#13

jonnykill: The Microwave Man; +235|7295

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL look what I got in my Karma today .

"ok, fucking faggot - jenkinsbball -1 "

So I clicked on his name and it says "My true motivation in life is to reach -5000 karma points. Bring it on losers.
"

Please people by all means +1 Karma this guy till he reaches 0 . Thanks in advance

2006-06-15 13:55:52

#14

Jenkinsbball: Banned; +149|7163|USA bitches!

jonnykill wrote:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL look what I got in my Karma today .

"ok, fucking faggot - jenkinsbball -1 "

So I clicked on his name and it says "My true motivation in life is to reach -5000 karma points. Bring it on losers.
"

Please people by all means +1 Karma this guy till he reaches 0 . Thanks in advance

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

How do you know that I really want -5000 karma? What if I really want to use that statement and my behavior to make you give me +karma? You guys are pathetic........... do you think you're a better person with more karma? Yay for me!! I hearby will never give karma, + or - out again. They should've never put it in here and the only reason they did, is so that fat little 15 year old that has 2000+ hours of BF2 under his belt, and lots of karma, will feel better about himself and put aside his suicide by one more day to see if any more people will + him and make him feel special. Which it won't, and he'll slowly eat himself to death, like most of you idiots here.

Cheers!!

2006-06-15 14:01:22