BF2 or GF

2006-06-16 07:44:58

#51

s()mtingWong: Member; +48|7278

Relationships were the girl is dominant really dont last that long but if you were the pants in the relationship or your the boss, then she has nothing to say but love what you do. You can say i were the pants, shoes, shirt, underwear, hat, and glasses in this relationship because i can camp on this game and she cant say shit or grumble. She can read this and grumble for alittle but she'll still wash my clothes, make me eat, clean my room, and all the girly things. Just go to work and bring home the bacon and she's all good.

Last edited by s()mtingWong (2006-06-16 07:46:41)

2006-06-16 07:57:34

#52

Darth_Fleder: Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth; +533|7391|Orlando, FL - Age 43

10 reason why BF2 is better than a wife/girlfriend.

1. I don't have to take BF2 to dinner and watch her order a baby spinach salad with no onions and can you put the dressing on the side.

2. When I treat BF2 a little rough, BF2 never complains. In fact, BF2 never complains no matter what I do.

3. BF2 doesn't feel compelled to tell me all about her day at work every night and ask me to 'hold her'.

4. Whenever I want to play, BF2's totally up for it.

5. If Bf2 starts giving you real problems, you just uninstall-reinstall...and there is a tech support line available.

6. Bf2 doesn't fake orgasms.

7. Bf2 comes with handy cases that can be neatly placed on a shelf, thrown on the floor, or stuffed under the bed when you're tired of it.

8. Bf2 puts you out at most a couple hundred bucks.

9. Bf2 doesn't mind if I shout out other women's names while playing.

10. If Bf2 gets really annoying, there is a quit button that instantly stops the game.

2006-06-16 08:02:08

#53

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7346

^^^^ Nice^^^^^

40 people vote BF2........enjoy your hands you tards.

2006-06-16 08:04:50

#54

{ta}rainbow: Member; +1|7121

girl ofcourse!!
i love chicks:P

2006-06-16 08:07:28

#55

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7349|Dallas

I got a BJ while playing BF2 once.....so which option do I choose in the poll?

2006-06-16 08:08:47

#56

SysTray: "Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !; +180|7406|Delaware

Darth_Fleder wrote:
10 reason why BF2 is better than a wife/girlfriend.

1. I don't have to take BF2 to dinner and watch her order a baby spinach salad with no onions and can you put the dressing on the side.

2. When I treat BF2 a little rough, BF2 never complains. In fact, BF2 never complains no matter what I do.

3. BF2 doesn't feel compelled to tell me all about her day at work every night and ask me to 'hold her'.

4. Whenever I want to play, BF2's totally up for it.

5. If Bf2 starts giving you real problems, you just uninstall-reinstall...and there is a tech support line available.

6. Bf2 doesn't fake orgasms.

7. Bf2 comes with handy cases that can be neatly placed on a shelf, thrown on the floor, or stuffed under the bed when you're tired of it.

8. Bf2 puts you out at most a couple hundred bucks.

9. Bf2 doesn't mind if I shout out other women's names while playing.

10. If Bf2 gets really annoying, there is a quit button that instantly stops the game.

That was genius.

2006-06-16 08:34:59

#57

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|7279|Howell, Mi USA

usmarine2005 wrote:
^^^^ Nice^^^^^

40 people vote BF2........enjoy your hands you tards.

Hahaha no kidding.

As i have to totally agree with darth on all but #1 of what he said, when we go out to eat she orders the $30 King crab dinner Anyway i gotta go with my woman because, Bf2 doesn't get freaky in bed, or lean over and give me a bjer when were watching a movie.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png

2006-06-16 08:37:13

#58

-r3-anubis: Member; +73|7122|florida

I would choose girlfriend, but I never had one...

2006-06-16 10:21:01

#59

Towelly: It's A State Of Mind; +399|7176|Your attic

I'd go for the both at the same time option, but annoyingly enough my GF actually likes playing BF2

She'd own you all

2006-06-16 10:36:44

#60

comet241: Member; +164|7350|Normal, IL

Angel.C-sq wrote:
GF under the desk, problem solved.

would it be bad if I've said that's happened before, and somehow i think i played better.....

2006-06-16 11:47:22

#61

DirtyMexican: I knife Generals; +278|7122|Search Whore killing fields

Cougar wrote:
I got a BJ while playing BF2 once.....so which option do I choose in the poll?

Putting your weiner in a cup under the desk deosnt count ^.^

2006-06-16 11:50:36

#62

G3157: Member; +6|7116

I'm married. Playing with my girlfriend gets me in WAY too much trouble.

2006-06-16 11:51:48

#63

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7301

GF and BF2 together FTW! heres a sig below for u guys to stare at and mastu-... i mean take a real close look at it

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2006-06-16 11:55:53

#64

tonightless: Member; +14|7115|Chicago, Illinois

Taryn > BF2

2006-06-16 12:00:25

#65

Masta_Daco: Member; +39|7321|Amsterdam,The Netherlands

well i like girls a lot but i am just 15 almost 16 and some even asked me out, but i am not really into that sticky stuff (dont know why). Well then u got a relation and then? yes its her birthday then you better say bye bye money... not that i am greedy for money but thats how they do and like 5 days before YOUR B-day they say well i think it just doesnt klik.

2006-06-16 12:05:38

#66

(slepy)dremr: Member; +6|7161

I would rather play with a girlfriend. But since I'm married I'd much rather play BF2 than listen to my wife bitch.

My 5 year old daughter calls my headphones " Daddy's, I can't hear you, things."

2006-06-16 12:10:40

#67

Masta_Daco: Member; +39|7321|Amsterdam,The Netherlands

lol o yeah when my mom bitches i feel the same like you dremr

2006-06-16 12:11:19

#68

alpinestar: Member; +304|7181|New York City baby.

pussy wins this poll

2006-06-16 12:21:48

#69

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|7228|England

I searched ebay and amazon but couldnt find a damn girlfriend. How can I identify one? GIVE ME PICTURES!!!!

2006-06-16 18:30:29

#70

tonightless: Member; +14|7115|Chicago, Illinois

Go to google and search "Kate's Playground"

2006-06-16 18:35:00

#71

<KoS>Dingo: Member; +4|7116|Canada

Whoever picked BF2 has to be a virgin, no offense guys

2006-06-16 18:35:11

#72

Capt. Foley: Member; +155|7173|Allentown, PA, USA

Have any of you guys ever even had a girlfriend? Wow. Oh yea, you cant pay them.

2006-06-16 18:46:19

#73

bobroonie.bda: Member; +143|7266

haha you guys are funny as shit..

the only people that say they would rather kick it with a girl friend then play BF2 are the ones starving for pussy..
the married guys and guys in long realationships would rather relax and play games because well the truth is pussy is in the other room at any given time day or night..

2006-06-16 18:50:03

#74

em*Arsenic: Member; +1|7143|Houston

EntertaineR_06 wrote:
Well, would you rather play BF2 or play with your girlfriend?!

the kids that wish they had one picked "girlfriend"

those that know better picked BF2 lol

naa,, obviously the decent pick would be
#3 let your GF play with you while your playing BHD,, under the desk seems to be plenty spacious for my wife lol

comet241 wrote:
Angel.C-sq wrote:
GF under the desk, problem solved.
would it be bad if I've said that's happened before, and somehow i think i played better.....

ditto,, and no its not bad lol i didn't play for shit though lol

Last edited by em*Arsenic (2006-06-16 18:54:44)

2006-06-16 18:57:09

#75

<KoS>Dingo: Member; +4|7116|Canada

omg someone gave me -1 karma cuz he thinks BF2 is more important lmao, thanx to u too bro

Bf2	30%	30% - 122
Girlfriend	69%	69% - 283
Total: 405

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