M_Harrower
Will code HTML for food
+114|7153

the_outsider38 wrote:

"No, 9, 9 , 9, Noooooooo 9, Shit" - New medic call
I can safely say we all understood that one.
spastic bullet
would like to know if you are on crack
+77|7120|vancouver

BrOk_MoRdU wrote:

"Enemy claymore spotted"
QFE  +1
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7344|Dallas
"I can't feel my legs!!  Where are my legs!!??  Ohh my God why AHHHH!!!!  Momma!!!  MOMMA!!!  I wanna go home, *sobbing*.  Ahhh ohh my god, my guts are hanging out...."

Reality FTW.
Beer_Ranger
Member
+18|7274|usa
if were going real... then the sound a sabbot round makes when it hits a tank and sucks the contents out the other side is memorable.
trevoraj
who?!?!
+3|7213|London
"I need a pint of guiness here...!"

Would have been handy in the puv last night anyway...
Beer_Ranger
Member
+18|7274|usa

trevoraj wrote:

"I need a pint of guiness here...!"

Would have been handy in the puv last night anyway...
man, i wish i had thought of that one.

mmmm guiness... not the extra stout tho.
trevoraj
who?!?!
+3|7213|London

Beer_Ranger wrote:

trevoraj wrote:

"I need a pint of guiness here...!"

Would have been handy in the puv last night anyway...
man, i wish i had thought of that one.

mmmm guiness... not the extra stout tho.
nor the extra cold - no flavour...!
Beer_Ranger
Member
+18|7274|usa
*nod*  its like wine, it needs time too breathe as well.

*thats the hard part, waiting...*

Last edited by Beer_Ranger (2006-06-18 01:00:05)

SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7147|Mountains of NC

" commander you are a dumbass "
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DaReJa
BF2s US Server Admin
+257|7206|Los Angeles, California, US.
"You are the Worst Team I've ever laid Eyes On"  .
Battlelog: DaReJa
MyBFi/BF3i Admin

AKA DanielRJ
GameSurge IRC Network, Support Agent and Staff
Phuzion IRC Network, Support Director and Operator
Purple.Urkle
Member
+2|7122|United States

BolvisOculus wrote:

for serious ones,  if somone is calling out for a medic or support and you happen to be that class how often have you wanted to say "Medic Here"  or "I have ammo" or something similir
now thats what I'm saying
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|7105|Singapore
"Enemy Padder Spotted"

and a "Rebuke Commander" when ur squad leader and u press "T"
trevoraj
who?!?!
+3|7213|London
perhaps something rank related - you could then prioritise your target...
Defiance
Member
+438|7250

"Like shooting sheep in a barrel"

Last edited by Defiance (2006-06-18 01:27:58)

trevoraj
who?!?!
+3|7213|London
"you couldn't hit the side of a barn from ten feet soldier"
BVC
Member
+325|7274

Havok wrote:

My personal fav from BF 1942,.... "Wait!!!"
Enemy submarine spotted!
(said in El Alamein)

That or "requesting pizza delivery at this location!"
*=]AD[=*Pro_NL
Member
+77|7208|The Netherlands
this is such a useless thread,  but yeah, life sucks, shit happens   ;    life goes on


Well, requesting a nice hooker, i have room for her in my tank
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7270|Devon, England
all the "who the fuck" ones remind of scary movie 3 bit, you know where ther in the school to pick up the kids, and when george leaves, you see pencils fly at the door, and brenda turns around and says "now who the fuck did that?"

had me in stitches for a loooong time...
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7341

"Get Ice Cold Beer Here"
elmo1337
Banned
+186|7138|The real world
Hostile noob spotted
DirtyMexican
I knife Generals
+278|7116|Search Whore killing fields
Druggy: "Requesting heroine and needles sir"

Commander: "Negative"

Druggy: "Up your mother f#%$^&, I need my god damn needles. Im gonna start chopping penises off and putting my knife at the end."
De_Jappe
Triarii
+432|7106|Belgium

"You have a problem with your connection"
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7299|California

"I dont hack, you just suck"

"enemy armo-" <--- spotted a tank too late
']['error
Banned
+630|7223|The Netherlands
"enemy spawnraper spotted"
DirtyMexican
I knife Generals
+278|7116|Search Whore killing fields
"Enemy drug needles spotted"

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