Wait till you wake up one day and find out that your life is a game and bf2 is real.
Last edited by ShowMeKiller (2005-11-10 13:47:00)
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ive done some of the enemy ____ spotted! in school, i'll admit.
- you play paintball, get hit by your tema and yell "wtf! TKer!"
- you play paintball, get hit by your tema and yell "wtf! TKer!"
They've just sent out a game to the troops in Iraq...it's mostly multiplayer...you create an account then enter a 3d world where you can go to school or get a job, eat stuff, throw stuff in bins, clean your toes and all sorts of wacky stuff. Vehicles caan be entered such as Bus, Train, Car (patch 1.03 apparently contains fixes for the scateboard)
Apperently even though it's only just been released, some Captain in the SBS has hacked it so all dog turds in the middle of pavements now glow red. He'll get kicked by PB eventually, but he sure is whoring those 'clean shoe' points
Apperently even though it's only just been released, some Captain in the SBS has hacked it so all dog turds in the middle of pavements now glow red. He'll get kicked by PB eventually, but he sure is whoring those 'clean shoe' points
Last edited by BladeRunner (2005-11-10 13:43:40)
when your on the roof of your house and you wanna get down and jump and try to use your parachute.
You have a wild imagination..BladeRunner wrote:
They've just sent out a game to the troops in Iraq...it's mostly multiplayer...you create an account then enter a 3d world where you can go to school or get a job, eat stuff, throw stuff in bins, clean your toes and all sorts of wacky stuff.
Apperently even though it's only just been released, some Captain in the SBS has hacked it so all dog turds in the middle of pavements now glow red. He'll get kicked by PB eventually, but he sure is whoring those 'clean shoe' points
It would be inhumane to tame itSgt.Gh0st wrote:
You have a wild imagination..BladeRunner wrote:
They've just sent out a game to the troops in Iraq...it's mostly multiplayer...you create an account then enter a 3d world where you can go to school or get a job, eat stuff, throw stuff in bins, clean your toes and all sorts of wacky stuff.
Apperently even though it's only just been released, some Captain in the SBS has hacked it so all dog turds in the middle of pavements now glow red. He'll get kicked by PB eventually, but he sure is whoring those 'clean shoe' points
I just want to know is there life after bf2?
Yes, It's called BF3 or whatever they come up with after the expansion.
Or better yet: "MEDIC!"BladeRunner wrote:
Lol...next time someone gets run over..and is concious...start shouting 'Page Down! Page Down!'...if there are any BF2 playing people around, between there and the hospital / mortuary, you'll get SO much kudos
And even if ya die...great last words
You know you've played bf2 to long when your wife says, if I hear enemy unit spotted one more time I am going to use a anti tank weapon on your desk and c4 on your mointor and there will be artillary in your area!
...when you start seeing pink bunnies hopping around you firing m16's in your dreams...
What do you think a spawn point is?ShowMeKiller wrote:
I just want to know is there life after bf2?
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When you are running and you become tired you look around for your sprint meter to see if it's recharged.
I'm sure one day I'll come across two idiots fighting...swinging wildly at each other whilst furiously jumping up and down...or is that Drunken Monkey?
BladeRunner wrote:
They've just sent out a game to the troops in Iraq...it's mostly multiplayer...you create an account then enter a 3d world where you can go to school or get a job, eat stuff, throw stuff in bins, clean your toes and all sorts of wacky stuff.
Apperently even though it's only just been released, some Captain in the SBS has hacked it so all dog turds in the middle of pavements now glow red. He'll get kicked by PB eventually, but he sure is whoring those 'clean shoe' points
Hehe, good one. Do they have McDonald unlock as well??
They've just sent out a game to the troops in Iraq...it's mostly multiplayer...you create an account then enter a 3d world where you can go to school or get a job, eat stuff, throw stuff in bins, clean your toes and all sorts of wacky stuff.
Apperently even though it's only just been released, some Captain in the SBS has hacked it so all dog turds in the middle of pavements now glow red. He'll get kicked by PB eventually, but he sure is whoring those 'clean shoe' points
Hehe, good one. Do they have McDonald unlock as well??
i made a thread on this on myspace:
*ahem*
and here's the best of the best...
signs you've played too much:
-you start looking at rooftops and hills for places snipers might hide in RL
--you start halutionating and actually think that people around you are lagging
-objects start to appear choppy
-you search the ground for claymores
-when you watch TV, you think the remote is a C4 detonator
-you search for enemy aircraft when outside
-you crawl from point to point
-You plant mines in front of your driveway.
-You get in a car accident, and either yell for a supply drop, or an engineer.
-When late for work, you decide to sneak to your boss's house to destroy his scanning capabilities.
-When flying a plane, you randomly jump out, leaving the passengers to die at the hands of a mountain.
-You run around leaving blocks of clay on cars, then hide and wait for someone to drive off.
-You run around with a pipe on your shoulder.
-When caught in a hostage situation, and shot by the police, you try to punish them.
-The officer, who also plays too much BF2, responds with "WTF n00b?!?!?!oneone2 5t4y 0u7 0f my ../../4y!!!111two"
-You place blocks of clay on your car, and drive off at breakneck speeds looking for somthing to ram into...with your kid in the backseat.
-You buy a Hummer H1, then complain to the dealership that the machine gun in the roof is missing.
-Your sole reason for joining the Marine Corps is because you want a more realistic game experience.
-You actually belive you can fly an F-32 in real life because of your "experience" in the game. (Exception to those few that actually do fly these big honkin machines)
-You grab a first aid kit and stand next to someone, then wonder why they aren't getting healed.
-You never go outside due to your phobia of falling wooden boxes.
-You think you can speak fluent arabic and/or chinese even though call can say is "roger", "negative, " and "enemy slick inbound"
-When your friend falls asleep on your couch and you think he's critically wounded, so you take your Iron to his chest.
-you know all of the BF2 music by heart
-when your most accurate weapon is the difibrillator X) *zap bitches*
-when you start humming the theme music during TV commercials
*thanks and kudos to the guys who came up with most of those! you can tell which ones are mine... cuz they aren't that funny.. *
*ahem*
and here's the best of the best...
signs you've played too much:
-you start looking at rooftops and hills for places snipers might hide in RL
--you start halutionating and actually think that people around you are lagging
-objects start to appear choppy
-you search the ground for claymores
-when you watch TV, you think the remote is a C4 detonator
-you search for enemy aircraft when outside
-you crawl from point to point
-You plant mines in front of your driveway.
-You get in a car accident, and either yell for a supply drop, or an engineer.
-When late for work, you decide to sneak to your boss's house to destroy his scanning capabilities.
-When flying a plane, you randomly jump out, leaving the passengers to die at the hands of a mountain.
-You run around leaving blocks of clay on cars, then hide and wait for someone to drive off.
-You run around with a pipe on your shoulder.
-When caught in a hostage situation, and shot by the police, you try to punish them.
-The officer, who also plays too much BF2, responds with "WTF n00b?!?!?!oneone2 5t4y 0u7 0f my ../../4y!!!111two"
-You place blocks of clay on your car, and drive off at breakneck speeds looking for somthing to ram into...with your kid in the backseat.
-You buy a Hummer H1, then complain to the dealership that the machine gun in the roof is missing.
-Your sole reason for joining the Marine Corps is because you want a more realistic game experience.
-You actually belive you can fly an F-32 in real life because of your "experience" in the game. (Exception to those few that actually do fly these big honkin machines)
-You grab a first aid kit and stand next to someone, then wonder why they aren't getting healed.
-You never go outside due to your phobia of falling wooden boxes.
-You think you can speak fluent arabic and/or chinese even though call can say is "roger", "negative, " and "enemy slick inbound"
-When your friend falls asleep on your couch and you think he's critically wounded, so you take your Iron to his chest.
-you know all of the BF2 music by heart
-when your most accurate weapon is the difibrillator X) *zap bitches*
-when you start humming the theme music during TV commercials
*thanks and kudos to the guys who came up with most of those! you can tell which ones are mine... cuz they aren't that funny.. *
Where the hell do you live? Iraq or Compton?kessel! wrote:
i frequently yell frag out subconciously when throwing live grenades around my neighbourhood
When u see a flag at half mass, and u try to capture it...u notice it not movin...and u get all excited and look all over for MEC or China infantry.
When you place a claymore under your enemy's desk...
When you go to a game and request an artillery strike on the opposing team...
When you request a UAV overflight over toilet during the night...
When you go to a game and request an artillery strike on the opposing team...
When you request a UAV overflight over toilet during the night...
Compton; iraq is too cheap to throw grenades, they only use RPGs left from russian tourists.MattCicioni wrote:
Where the hell do you live? Iraq or Compton?kessel! wrote:
i frequently yell frag out subconciously when throwing live grenades around my neighbourhood
you run your car into the ocean, quickly jump out (you previously removed the side windows)
then after making it to shore agian turn around to watch your car explode
you exept to be able to hop on top of a US M1 Abrams and not be killed instantly
you have perfected the art of jumping over your couch landing prone and proced to machine gun the enemy kitten
then after making it to shore agian turn around to watch your car explode
you exept to be able to hop on top of a US M1 Abrams and not be killed instantly
you have perfected the art of jumping over your couch landing prone and proced to machine gun the enemy kitten
Last edited by SGT.Mays (2005-11-10 18:48:40)
even if i had a parachute, if it failed half as many times as its failed in BF2...seekandestroy wrote:
when your on the roof of your house and you wanna get down and jump and try to use your parachute.
1.) If someone trips you run sprinting over there and yell 'Clear!" and try to revive them
2.) You plant a briefcase at the top of a ladder thinking its a claymore
3.) Your wife comes up 3 minutes later to tell you dinner is ready, she trips on the briefcase and you try to punish
4.) You are in school and see a middle east flag, you immediatly run towards it then dolphin dive and try and cap it.
Ive got more i'll just think of em.
2.) You plant a briefcase at the top of a ladder thinking its a claymore
3.) Your wife comes up 3 minutes later to tell you dinner is ready, she trips on the briefcase and you try to punish
4.) You are in school and see a middle east flag, you immediatly run towards it then dolphin dive and try and cap it.
Ive got more i'll just think of em.
5.) You notice 2 people talkin to eachother in a secluded area, right away you tell someone they are stat paddin.
I was watching a movie and the main character fell off a building. The first thing i thought was "why isn't he activating his parachute"
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