What is the noobest thing you have done to kill your team mates?

2006-06-21 08:49:24

#1

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7260

...without being scored minus points.
The noobest and funniest thng I have done is on FuShe Pass. I was USMC and I spawned by the airstrip. I got in a DPV and loaded up with people. I then drove full speed off the end of the airstrip (which is a cliff) and bailed at the last second. I was so much fun doing this like 4 times before I got bored.

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2006-06-21 08:51:08

#2

Zeon.: l33t sp33k Specialist; +159|7124|Behind j00OMFG HAX, Bristol UK

Probably the same sort of thing but using the FuShe mountains to launch from ^_^.

Over steered and though 'Fuck that', bailed out and everyone died

2006-06-21 08:59:11

#3

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7260

man I love FuShe Pass lol.

x

2006-06-21 08:59:56

#4

darad0: Member; +40|7188|Centreville, VA

when some fags steal my copter and you ram the heli with a car and it blows up, causing a teamkill for the pilot.

2006-06-21 09:01:06

#5

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|7132|Area 51

Superior Mind wrote:
...without being scored minus points.
The noobest and funniest thng I have done is on FuShe Pass. I was USMC and I spawned by the airstrip. I got in a DPV and loaded up with people. I then drove full speed off the end of the airstrip (which is a cliff) and bailed at the last second. I was so much fun doing this like 4 times before I got bored.

Getting into a chopper, being the pilot. Got myself a gunner, climbed to a reasonable hight, made a dive towards some trees, bailed at the very second only to watch the gunner and chopper blow up to smithereens I was just being borred so..

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2006-06-21 09:08:00

#6

minorthreat: Enemy boat spotted; +6|7103

Speeding down a road with a packed transport only to notice mines a few feet ahead and bail without notifying the people in the vehicle. woops.
The noobest thing my team has done is let me fly.

2006-06-21 09:52:29

#7

genius_man16: Platinum Star whore; +365|7245|Middle of nowhere

hmm.... oh, here's one :

ok, so i was piloting a Blackhawk on Wake, and before we got near the Island, a plane started shooting us down... i though "oh shit" and promptly bailed... the other Team members didn't notice except for 1 guy... and just as he bailed out, the Chopper exploded, killing us all (including me) and the second guy that bailed out got 5 TK's

i was laughing so hard

2006-06-21 09:57:12

#8

Nagarond.Damminson: Member; +16|7324

dropping supplies in oman for a tank capping a flag... loaded blackhawk goes overhead, gtes hit by the crate, then proceeds to go down and lands on the freaking tank.. killing the full BH and the tank and its passenger....

=/

the chopper pilot got like 7 TK's :-/

2006-06-21 09:57:55

#9

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7283

drive a jeep at devils perch, went full speed at cliff, b4 it fell i bailed out and teammate died

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2006-06-21 09:59:45

#10

antin0de: Member; +44|7234|SL,UT

I saw a red blip right near our airstrip flag on Dragon Valley. So I went in looking for him, and ended up knifing our commander. No enemies in sight.

2006-06-21 12:06:28

#11

Horse: Member; +14|7123

Fly the BH over friendly Arty just as it fired TWICE in one round...10 TKs...Banned... DOH !!!

2006-06-21 12:09:21

#12

specops10-4: Member; +108|7310|In the hills

darad0 wrote:
when some fags steal my copter and you ram the heli with a car and it blows up, causing a teamkill for the pilot.

lol, the only way I justify that is if they "steal" my stuff with like a TK or block and even then I dont blow them up...

2006-06-21 13:11:27

#13

destruktion_6143: Was ist Loos?; +154|7194|Canada

jumped off the T.V station and killed my squad mate /w my parachute. couldn't do that on purpose if i tried!!ROFL

2006-06-21 13:45:54

#14

pure_beef_69: Banned; +186|7213

Some fucker tk me for a jet so i got in a blackhawk and when he came back for ammo in his jet i pulled up and smashed into him and he got the tk!

2006-06-21 13:53:58

#15

TK_Dumpy: Member; +26|7088

Our commander dropped a vehicle on top of a building and this guy jumped in and started to shoot people with it's gun. I jumped into the drivers seat and drove a couple feet foward before jumping out. Poor guy....stayed in the vehicle as it dropped to the ground and exploded.

2006-06-21 14:32:01

#16

c0N_FusioN: Member; +4|7102|Arnhem, Netherlands

Being pilot in a jet, in Oman. I had about 4 health bars left, so i decided to fly into a building and bail out in the last second... Made me a good laugh, the co-pilot was very mad and kept tk me, until he was bannished from the server...

2006-06-21 14:38:23

#17

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7220

Attached C4 to a guy's jet who just tried to m95 me out. I spent the next 10 minutes telling him what to do or else I'd blow him up. Kept him busy for quite a bit, he got really pissed off. Very stupid, but funny nonetheless. He ended up hitting a mountain, though

2006-06-21 14:42:13

#18

PspRpg-7: -; +961|7265

Loaded a BH full of people on Wake, pretended to be a noobie pilot and crashed everyone into the water.

2006-06-21 14:42:59

#19

Stomper_40k: Re-Incarnation. You mean re-spawn right?; +44|7212|Cardiff - Wales - UK

Got switched by autobalance once, didn't notice and blew up all my commanders arty and stuff. didn't realise what I'd done until I got kicked for a negative score and a friend told me in teamspeak.

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2006-06-21 15:00:40

#20

Sgt.Gene: ...; +215|7331

I got into the blackhawk at Mashturr and 5 other people got in, then when I lifted off I crashed it into the ground and got 5 TK's.

2006-06-22 10:19:59

#21

FubarJonny: bUdSMoKEr; +47|7257

Zilla wrote:
PspRpg-7 wrote:
Loaded a BH full of people on Wake, pretended to be a noobie pilot and crashed everyone into the water.
noob queer

iv loaded a bunch of on a blackhawk flew around caps so bases then i rammed that son of a bitch right into the MEC transport hellicopter and got mysellf some teamkills and kill which evened out.

2006-06-22 19:06:31

#22

ozweepay: Member; +17|7131

Iron Gator, I jumped on a chopper loaded with my teammates. I was Spec Ops, and we made it to the ship, which was a rarity that round. I began dropping C4 on the ship as the pilot was flying over it, and I was thinking, "yeah, here you go fuckers, a whole bunch of C4 that I'm gonna detonate on your asses!!" Visions of the ship actually sinking due to my masterful C4 tossing were swirling in my head....oooh the anticipation!!
Well, as I got to the last toss of C4, it did that thing where it quickly switches to the detonator, and in my excitement, I pressed the trigger button, and Ka-Fuckin-BOOM!!! I blew up the chopper and everyone aboard.........
All I could see was Teamkills, Teamkills, Teamkills, etc.
I was so embarassed I left the game, turned off my computer, went to bed and cried myself to sleep.

2006-06-22 19:33:25

#23

Chorcai: Member; +49|7215|Ireland

If I seen this guy I would TK him to save the other team from hes awsomzes skills
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-TrWiLH … mp;search=

2006-06-22 19:36:38

#24

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7376|Marathon, Florida Keys

yesterday i was playing wake island and i was in the chopper, stryyker was flying me around a flag, after our teammates capped it we moved up to find a friendly blackhawk with one guy in it, he was 10 feet from us and scared the shit out of me, i knew he was a freindly but before i knew it i screamed "OH MY GAWD" and put a TV missle right down his mouth, stryyker was laughing so hard on teamspeak he must have fallen out of his chair, because he stopped flying and we flew into the water, lolz.

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2006-06-22 19:37:56

#25

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7287|California

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
yesterday i was playing wake island and i was in the chopper, stryyker was flying me around a flag, after our teammates capped it we moved up to find a friendly blackhawk with one guy in it, he was 10 feet from us and scared the shit out of me, i knew he was a freindly but before i knew it i screamed "OH MY GAWD" and put a TV missle right down his mouth, stryyker was laughing so hard on teamspeak he must have fallen out of his chair, because he stopped flying and we flew into the water, lolz.

i bailed out mofucka@!!!!!!1 BAHAHSHSAHWHAHWHHAW

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