Ok, this isnt a rant, so try to see the humor in my situation:
Wake Island 2007, Chinese side
So, im the pilot of a transport heli with 3 squadmembers in the gunner position and im flying from the Airport to the South Base. But some annoying jeep is leaking away my armor by pumping .50cal in it. So i decide to make a sharp turn and fly over to the North Base..
Bad idea..
Halfway the lake the heli bursts into flames so we all have to bail and i lose some health while crashing into the water.
I noticed that i was swimming slower than a pickles snail, and all my squad members are zooming past me. Even when i sprint-swim, im not nearly as fast my squadmembers on default speed..
After 5 minutes of agonising excercise (i checked my clock), i reach land at last. 3 steps later an enemy bunnyhops me to heaven -.-
My brother was following my episode from the moment i crashed, he nearly wet himself laughing
Wake Island 2007, Chinese side
So, im the pilot of a transport heli with 3 squadmembers in the gunner position and im flying from the Airport to the South Base. But some annoying jeep is leaking away my armor by pumping .50cal in it. So i decide to make a sharp turn and fly over to the North Base..
Bad idea..
Halfway the lake the heli bursts into flames so we all have to bail and i lose some health while crashing into the water.
I noticed that i was swimming slower than a pickles snail, and all my squad members are zooming past me. Even when i sprint-swim, im not nearly as fast my squadmembers on default speed..
After 5 minutes of agonising excercise (i checked my clock), i reach land at last. 3 steps later an enemy bunnyhops me to heaven -.-
My brother was following my episode from the moment i crashed, he nearly wet himself laughing
Last edited by iPoon.be (2006-06-24 08:34:04)