I Bloody hate tennis

2006-06-27 01:56:50

#1

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

No offence ment to any "bat n ball" lovers out there, I love sports, not all of them, and not this one. Thank christ the WC is on otherwise we'd be swamped here in the Uk with, Tim Henman this, Andy Murray that, Strawberries and Cream, Cliff wanky Richard signing in the rain, ball boys, ball girls and the William's Brothers, err sisters.

The final of Wimbledon and the world cup are on the same afternoon so the following Monday both events are over. Thanks fifa, youve done your best to keep Wimbledon away from us.

2006-06-27 01:58:53

#2

THA: im a fucking .....well not now; +609|7198|AUS, Canberra

they use a bat in tennis?

2006-06-27 01:59:41

#3

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7165|The Hague, Netherlands

Fun to play, sucks to watch

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2006-06-27 02:01:29

#4

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6953|Singapore

THA wrote:
they use a bat in tennis?

2006-06-27 02:14:17

#5

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Yeah the round Guitar looking thing with string in it. Thats a bat.

Pc Speakers up high so you can hear teammates on VOIP and artillery lands close by. Thats a raquet.

2006-06-27 02:22:46

#6

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6953|Singapore

1927 wrote:
Yeah the round Guitar looking thing with string in it. Thats a bat.

Pc Speakers up high so you can hear teammates on VOIP and artillery lands close by. Thats a raquet.

rofl

2006-06-27 06:02:32

#7

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|7018|Scarborough Yorkshire England

Yeah another year of come on tim, come on tim (henman) the guy sucks he had his chance to win Wimbledon when he played ivanisavic in the semi's the sooner he is out the happier I be

2006-06-27 06:22:34

#8

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

" Come on Timothy" ffs mun, get a fkn grip. Tiger Tim, Tiger, bloody Tiger. More like kitten.

2006-06-27 06:37:01

#9

darad0: Member; +40|7048|Centreville, VA

all the women players are wicked hot though. except the williams brothers/sisters/things.

i rather hook up with a female tennis player over a female soccer player.. what dykes.

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2006-06-27 06:42:49

#10

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Drado, Martina Haveapavalova plays the vetran circuit I belive and the men still can't touch her.

Them Lesbians are getting into all kind of sports now, Ive played amatuer sport and it's bloody rife. Yet they still insist on showering on their own. I wouldn't fight most of them as a lot of them seem to be Gentlemen of the law ie coppers.

2006-06-27 06:50:32

#11

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|7025|Cheshire. UK

1927 wrote:
No offence ment to any "bat n ball" lovers out there, I love sports, not all of them, and not this one. Thank christ the WC is on otherwise we'd be swamped here in the Uk with, Tim Henman this, Andy Murray that, Strawberries and Cream, Cliff wanky Richard signing in the rain, ball boys, ball girls and the William's Brothers, err sisters.

The final of Wimbledon and the world cup are on the same afternoon so the following Monday both events are over. Thanks fifa, youve done your best to keep Wimbledon away from us.

We need to stick together avoid strawberries, cream .....and robinsons fuckin barley water.!!

+1

2006-06-27 07:20:49

#12

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Errrghhhh ach a vie cloudy squash shit. There nuffin wrong with Robinsons squash, try Hi Juice Grape n Melon, but don't Barley the squash. It itches my neck and tastes and looks like piss.

2006-06-27 07:25:33

#13

FroznReign: Guns Have Safetys?; +15|6944

1927 wrote:
Thanks fifa, youve done your best to keep Wimbledon away from us.

Praise Fifa!

2006-06-27 07:27:31

#14

shaga_delik: Member; +8|7093|Brighton, UK

My father always said it was a womans sport. Think I have to agree. They should just let the girls run up and down a bit for a week and then call it a draw.

2006-06-27 07:31:36

#15

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7083|Brisbane, Australia

1927 wrote:
Yeah the round Guitar looking thing with string in it. Thats a bat.

Pc Speakers up high so you can hear teammates on VOIP and artillery lands close by. Thats a raquet.

*Da Dum, Shhhh*

2006-06-27 07:31:57

#16

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Id like to see a kind of celecrity fight between say, Henman and Rujetski (whatever) vs say, Stehpen Hendry and Mark Williams from snooker.

Fuck me even sky would have trouble selling £10 tickets for that, I suppose you could spice it up by bringing the respective sporting tools to use.

"And Henman uses his backhand to some affect agaisnt Hendry there while Williams pots the Brown with some force, leaving Rujetski in some pain".

2006-06-27 07:33:07

#17

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Sarrk wrote:
1927 wrote:
Yeah the round Guitar looking thing with string in it. Thats a bat.

Pc Speakers up high so you can hear teammates on VOIP and artillery lands close by. Thats a raquet.
*Da Dum, Shhhh*

Thats the noise I make when I shit.

You know, the kind that offers "splashback" with each purchase.

2006-06-27 07:34:07

#18

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7092|NT, like Mick Dundee

Don't any of you know the real objective of tennis?

You loose by being the first person to "perspire" (ie. sweat) in any way, shape or form. Until then, bitchy insults are hurled back and forward while the ball is gently passed back and forward over the net using the afforementioned guitar-bat things ......

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2006-06-27 08:14:36

#19

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Is Tennis a sport or is Tennis a hobby?

Tennis Elbow lol Wankers Cramp more like.

2006-06-27 08:16:32

#20

Zeon.: l33t sp33k Specialist; +159|6985|Behind j00OMFG HAX, Bristol UK

jkohlc wrote:
1927 wrote:
Yeah the round Guitar looking thing with string in it. Thats a bat.

Pc Speakers up high so you can hear teammates on VOIP and artillery lands close by. Thats a raquet.
rofl

2006-11-17 18:50:42

#21

A-Unit64: King Medic......; +23|7268

Seriously you dont swat the ball or freaking bat the ball, shit you have to be very coordinated to hit the ball fast and still make it in. I mean for those who are good at those games like badminton or ping pong, tennis is a whole different area.

Badminton= wrist and legs
Tennis=Body (arm, shoulder, and legs)
Ping pong = arm

2006-11-17 18:52:47

#22

A-Unit64: King Medic......; +23|7268

jkohlc wrote:
THA wrote:
they use a bat in tennis?

2006-11-17 21:56:49

#23

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|7046|Manitowoc, WI

The hell?

2006-11-17 21:57:54

#24

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7143

A-Unit64 wrote:
Seriously you dont swat the ball or freaking bat the ball, shit you have to be very coordinated to hit the ball fast and still make it in. I mean for those who are good at those games like badminton or ping pong, tennis is a whole different area.

Badminton= wrist and legs
Tennis=Body (arm, shoulder, and legs)
Ping pong = arm

Bitch why did you revive this thread.

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2006-11-17 22:00:53

#25

Janja: Jiggaboo Jones; +11|6809|FLOOR E DUH

i dont like ur accent mr 1927

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