BF2S Forums Top 5 Bullshit Punishes

Had an amusing one today.  I put a claymore on an exploding barrel on Fushe near a flag to defend it.  A squadmate watched me do it, ran off to get an FAV and drove straight into the barrel.  Barrel explodes, claymore detonates, 12 year old punishes while giggling into his mic about it.

12 year old gets kicked from my squad (wouldn't you have kicked him out?), then I get kicked from the server.  Sigh.

Went off and found a better server which actually had teamwork going on (yes they actually do exists )

Wraith

I've recently started flying so I am now constantly exposed to the "I'm Pissed off 'cause I couldn't get the Jet so I'll take four points that you very much" guys. Honestly though it dosn't bother me. I take pleasure in killing them. Sure I'm the one who is punished, but it does have a certain amount of satisfaction.

I kind of snapped today. Some guy was constantly getting in front of the plane, so instead of running him over I jumped out and emptied a G3 magazine into his back, killing him. I typed "WELL?? THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKEN WANTED WASN'T IT YOU TURD!?"
I got kicked, (swearing,) but re-entered the server amid cheers and friendly comments. Soon afterwards the other guy got banned.

It was more satisfying than a simple roadkill anyway.

When your a squad leader, and you frequently use the mic, then accidently throw a stray grenade, then a squaddie spawns on you, so you scream "Nade ahead, fall back!" Retard of course then runs ahead, and has the gall to punish you, after about two minutes of verbal abuse, squaddie leaves/gets kicked by you

I was on gulf ... i got in the 2seater JET .... I give some gass but at that moment some @#%$%  with the MEC aardappel chopper land his chopper on the runway ... i crash in to him and get 2 TK's ....
and one was from co-pilot..... it was clear he had an toothpick on his page down because i got the 2 punishes instantly   .........

Yesterday I had this extreme noob punishing me. I shot a full car with my apc missile, hooray! 3 kills!
But my joy was not for long, a team member of me decides to take a break next to the wreckage, I think he was waiting for the commander to drop some cup of tea like he was running in circles there. Ofcourse the wreckage exploded and I got a teamkill for it.

Not only did the noob punish me, he also started a kick vote against me! Man I hate that guy, he probably didn't even knew what happened, I saved his life from being runned over. Well anyway, I explained the whole thing quickly to everyone and he ended up with 2 votes against me...

DirtyMexican wrote:

StokoE wrote:

Any quick Punishers get kicked from my server.. No explination and no come back.. They come back and say why.. they say "sorry pressed wrong button"
Like fuck you did sunshine.. you do it again and you are banned.. ha ha..

Also helps having the bot running which tells you who is punishing and who is forgiving..

Come and join in.. SF month

looks like i found my new server to play at

Come along mate Everyone is welcome we like more people.. Now we have 2 servers with plenty of admins about to look after you.

Cheers

I generally don't mind getting punished for a tk on a bombing run.  But if you run in front of my tank or other vehicle in motion, don't punish me for your stupidity.  Specially when it's around a corner.

DSRTurtle wrote:

I generally don't mind getting punished for a tk on a bombing run.  But if you run in front of my tank or other vehicle in motion, don't punish me for your stupidity.  Specially when it's around a corner.

On Warlord. I'm Spec Ops in the Palace, for about 5 minutes I'm throwing down C4 at the end of the hallways, and when an enemy walks into the hall I blow it. Well I tell you TWICE IN A ROW people walked right in there...a whole SQUAD of enemies show up...I blow the C4, and get no points for it because some a$$hat was in the way. Then on top of that I get a punish.

A few weeks ago, yes weeks, I made a vow NEVER to forgive a TK after what some retards have done. I don't have the time to keep track of all the people who needlessly punish, so guess what? The entire TEAM will reap the rewards of their efforts.

Playing Wake today and was setting AT mines, both guys saw me doing it, I even said mines at bridge, Ole boy#1 jumps into FAV and proceeds to run over mine, BOOM I get punished, Ole Boy #2 does the same this 30sec later, as I'm cussing out Ole Boy #1 another punish...... WTF, do I need to put up bike flags to let them know? ARRRGGGGHHHHHH, I hate dumb asses

the other day i was gunning in the chopper with a buddy of mine and we got hit down to like 2 bars of health so we both bailed, but he died and somehow i got a teamkill even tho i wasnt the driver!

lol that reminds me of back in the old days when you could be sitting in a full blackhawk when the pilot decides to crash or something and you get like 4 TK's for it

I got teamkills just now because the server swapped me to the other side as I got a chopper down to two health bars. I was on their side when it blew up even though I was dead at the time (sniper picked me off the jeep) I got team vehicle damage -2 and then they both punished me for a further -16.

Spawn at base, run to a buggy.  Squadmate jumps in.  We drive to a flag, friendly APC is already there turning the flag.  He bails out, we both get a capture assist point.  Jump in the buggy, guy runs towards me...I run him over him.  Instant punish.
I immed stopped, kicked him out of my squad, and typed to team "don't join my squad if you don't know how to press EEEE to enter vehicle"
I'm thinking *what do I have to do, make sure you are strapped into your baby seat before we drive?*
Idiot never says "sorry", and joins my squad again.  Spawns on me in buggy.  I wait awhile for the "sorry" or typed message...but it never comes.  I kick him out of squad again, then drive to edge of cliff, bail out as it slides over and explodes, then join another squad and go for a walk back to the action.

Another one I remember was when I flew a guy around in the plane.  More than 25 kills in 32 man server, we squadded-up and he was typing "you are very nice" etc, as I set him up the whole round.  He rolldit and goldit.  Next round starts, I run to the plane again.  Someone else jumps in.  As I taxi, I see my former partner on the run to get in again.  He gets on the runway and jumps, but my plane is now full, and he dies.  Instant TK punish.
I was so g-d! mad at that guy, I could hardly think.  *I just gave you a gold medal and an awesome fun round, and you pay me back with -4 and a punish!  How is it my fault your spawn point was a little too far away!?*   I wished I could take the whole round back.