Edit: [Apologies for the language, but it seemed appropriate given the topic, I hope the warning was enough for y'all.]
I started out writing a post deriding this craze for calling people 'whore'. I prefer to consider them dedicated; I really try to avoid using turns of phrase such as "whore", "rape", "noob", etc. But what actually came out was something like this:
Tank whore, jet whore,
Motherfuckin' 'nade whore,
Kark' whore, gun whore,
Pistol whore, GIVE ME MORE,
Knife whore, jump whore,
Runnin' round, my feet are sore!
APC and bunnyhopping,
God Damn n00b whore,
Sprint whore, crouch whore,
Motherfuckin' MOVE WHORE!
Stop all that, do it right,
Balanced play, don't break our law!
What law? Your law?
You faggot-fucking LAW WHORE.
Whore whore whore whore,
Whore some more, and then some more,
He's got loads of 'nades,
While I got SRAW,
That guy, what a cock,;
Can't even hit a barn door,
He's toast, lots of gore,
Spread like Marmite, 'cross the floor.
Thinks he's fkin hardcore,
Goddam loser, EFFORT WHORE,
Specialise, do it more,
Get real good,
Become a whore,
That stupid label at the fore,
So stop the bitching, play the game,
Enjoy yourself, but don't be lame,
And if he's good, don't call him whore,
'Cos He's just getting on with war.
Moral: Come on now, use your words. Good boy.
I started out writing a post deriding this craze for calling people 'whore'. I prefer to consider them dedicated; I really try to avoid using turns of phrase such as "whore", "rape", "noob", etc. But what actually came out was something like this:
Tank whore, jet whore,
Motherfuckin' 'nade whore,
Kark' whore, gun whore,
Pistol whore, GIVE ME MORE,
Knife whore, jump whore,
Runnin' round, my feet are sore!
APC and bunnyhopping,
God Damn n00b whore,
Sprint whore, crouch whore,
Motherfuckin' MOVE WHORE!
Stop all that, do it right,
Balanced play, don't break our law!
What law? Your law?
You faggot-fucking LAW WHORE.
Whore whore whore whore,
Whore some more, and then some more,
He's got loads of 'nades,
While I got SRAW,
That guy, what a cock,;
Can't even hit a barn door,
He's toast, lots of gore,
Spread like Marmite, 'cross the floor.
Thinks he's fkin hardcore,
Goddam loser, EFFORT WHORE,
Specialise, do it more,
Get real good,
Become a whore,
That stupid label at the fore,
So stop the bitching, play the game,
Enjoy yourself, but don't be lame,
And if he's good, don't call him whore,
'Cos He's just getting on with war.
Moral: Come on now, use your words. Good boy.
Last edited by Poet (2006-06-30 05:45:49)
