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Quote Wikipedia:
"ZOMG is a derivative of the Internet shorthand term for "Oh My God," OMG. The term is commonly used to express humorously overwrought excitement and as a way of mocking internet slang as a whole. It is most likely representative of carelessly pressing the left shift key to capitalize "OMG" and hitting the adjacent "Z" key in the process. Some claim that it is an acronym for "zealous oh my god", but this is most likely a backronym invented after the term itself."
ZOMG is a derogatory term used to describe Black People.
Here is a sample conversation using the term:
ZOMG was created in the year 1286, well before the invention of black people. It originally meant "kill all blues", from the Spanish phrase "azul muerte", and was used to describe the feeling that blue people were inferior. When it was discovered in 1695 that there were no blue people*, the term changed meaning to a racist term for black people. ZOMG gained popularity on the Internet, as it combined the two things that every websurfer desires: white supremacy and all caps. And pie.. with whipped cream.Whitey: "ZOMG! We don't like your kind here! Go back to your country!"
Blacky: "You best not be giving me any shit, cracka klansman!"
Oddly enough, in Irish, or Gaelic if someone refers to "daoine ghorma" (blue people) they mean blacks, no one quite knows why, but "daoine dhubha" (black people) refers to traitors, or the English.
Important ZOMGs include Colin Powell and Nelson Mandela.
Alternative meanings:
There are several other uses for ZOMG, including:
As an acronym for, "Zombies! Oh My God!": One would commonly say this if they were attacked by zombies while playing an online game. For example, if somebody were playing Counter-Strike, and were being attacked by zombies, they might type "ZOMG." Others, of course, would then run for their lives because the zombies would surely come for them. In short, it means that you are a fucking dumbass if you said ZOMG and referred to this acronym.
As an acronym for, "Zepplins! Oh My God!": Generally used when spotting a Zepplin, usually dropping some sort of ordnance.
As an acronym for, "Zeus! (Get) Off My Garage!": Common in parts of southern USA where garage-related accidents involving the Greek god Zeus.
As an acronym for "Zombie Gibs!": Normally used when you and/or the people near you are wearing suits and you/they don't want zombie gibs all over them. Cause gibs are rather messy.
As an alternative spelling for, "Panda".