Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7237
OK, imagine this:

you're walking on a 3-4 meter high wall, in between two train tracks. Suddenly you notice that on one track there is a box with a litter of young kittens and their mother cat in it. On the other track is a box with your copy of BF2, and the Hard disk from EA's servers on which your stats are stored.

Suddenly you hear a noise. You look around and see that trains are coming on both of the tracks. You've got 30 seconds before they come and squash either of the boxes. You can jump off the wall and save one of them, but the wall is too high to climb over.

Which do you save?
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|7243|BC, Canada
I say "Stop, bad trains." and they do.... then i stop and wonder why i put my copy of bf2 on the tracks in the first place. Mostly because i live nowhere near any train tracks.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7237
'tis hypothetical, of course
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
Shem
sɥǝɯ
+152|7111|London (At Heart)

I'd save the kittens, as my stats aren't that high, everyone else would be removed as well, so I laugh.

Shem
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7300
bf2
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|7110|Singapore
life>non living thing
BlaZin'Feenix
I'm just that good
+156|7203|Cork, Ireland
BF2. No question
BolvisOculus
Spagett!
+167|7203|Manitowoc, WI
i dont think i would have time to save either because i would be thinking to my self "why the hell did somone put kittens on train tracks and why do i have an entire hard disk to my own profile
Sub-Zero79
Man...I'm freezing!
+65|7208|Ghost Town
The cats. They are living things. Battlefield is "just" a game.
I would buy a new copy of BF2 and start a new account!
VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|7257|A sunburnt country
BF2, you can eat cats!
Asianwaste
Member
+7|7089
I hate cats.  If I saved them they'd end up hating me.  If I saved the server, EA would pay me a handsome reward so that I can buy more cats to put on the rails.
BlaZin'Feenix
I'm just that good
+156|7203|Cork, Ireland
That's what I'm saying
joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|7182|Cheshire. UK
its gotta be BF2 as I masturbate too much anyway ...and we all know everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten!

https://photos1.blogger.com/img/196/2653/1024/everytimeyoumasturbategodkillsakittenpleasethinkofthekittens.jpg

Last edited by joker3327 (2006-07-06 08:00:57)

elite
Member
+89|7298|Sheffield, England
i would save the cats....the bf2 copy aint worth it!
FathomsDown
Member
+19|7235|England
The kittens but if you are not sure then read this review of a kitten from a computer point of view.

http://www.dansdata.com/kitten.htm
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|7110|Singapore
wow...this poll is sick..
RonnY[NL]
Chanetoy Dugali
+309|7295|Groningen / Netherlands
i dont like cats so i save bf2
Use0fWeapons
Get repairs here
+60|7117|Doncaster - UK
i thought this was a daft thread, but now i am starting to think just what would i give up to save my stats?
Yeh i would save the kittens, but if it was some other "object", i am not so certain.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7300

RonnY[NL] wrote:

i dont like cats so i save bf2
you never liked anything except the following

chicks
bf2
dutch beer
more dutch things.
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Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7237
Wow.. I thought of this poll like half a year ago. Posted it on the Steam forums, and kittens won hands down 0_0

you.. non-cat loving people!
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
N)!(NDarkDragon
Banned
+158|7106

SargeV1.4 wrote:

'tis hypothetical, of course
Ok both then. I push the kittens off the tracks and dive at bf2 and escape one second before the train passes.
BlaZin'Feenix
I'm just that good
+156|7203|Cork, Ireland
Ahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!! He Said Desex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Last Black Winegum
Mmmm! Winegums
+52|7190|Lancashire, UK
As an additional spin  :  What if the kittens played BF2,   and they out-ranked you?

would this affect your decision?
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7237

N)!(NDarkDragon wrote:

Ok both then. I push the kittens off the tracks and dive at bf2 and escape one second before the train passes.
You're going to climb over a 4 meter high wall within 25 seconds?

The Last Black Winegum wrote:

As an additional spin  :  What if the kittens played BF2,   and they out-ranked you?

would this affect your decision?
lol!

Last edited by SargeV1.4 (2006-07-06 04:50:26)

https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
Burning_Monkey
Moving Target
+108|7422
I'd save the kittens.  Kittens are great chick magnets.

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