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2006-07-06 08:19:31

#1

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7345|Melbourne, Australia

whats black and blue and is tied up in my boot

i dont no but she isent very good at sex

*da dum chhhhaa*

(the forum is to hostile lets all unite with some sick serial jokes =])

2006-07-06 08:22:36

#2

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|7268|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

how the hell am i meant to derail this?

2006-07-06 08:22:39

#3

Kaosdad: Whisky Tango Foxtrot?; +201|7305|Broadlands, VA

I.M.I Militant wrote:
whats black and blue and is tied up in my boot

Why would you tie a girl up in your boot? How would you get your foot in? It would have to be a VERY small girl or you have VERY large feet!

Oh, and LONG LIVE THE PURPLE HEART!!!!!!

Last edited by Kaosdad008 (2006-07-06 08:23:52)

2006-07-06 08:23:50

#4

Zeon.: l33t sp33k Specialist; +159|7183|Behind j00OMFG HAX, Bristol UK

ROFL, I detect sarcasm

Last edited by Zeon. (2006-07-06 08:24:08)

2006-07-06 08:23:51

#5

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7345|Melbourne, Australia

*crys an eats flowers* my hidden shame!!

2006-07-06 08:25:43

#6

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|7268|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

bugger it.. i'll waste a karma pimpslap on you I.M.I_Militant..

2006-07-06 08:27:40

#7

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|7284| United States of America

spawnofthemist wrote:
how the hell am i meant to derail this?

lmao thats funny

2006-07-06 08:30:31

#8

pure_beef_69: Banned; +186|7272

There were four men walking down a beach a scottish man, a irish man and a welsh man and a scottish man...No wait there was three men, and only one scottish man. Ok so they are walking down the beach and the welsh man says to the irish man do you like to keep sheep and the scottish man...no wait it was the irish man who was talking to the scottish man and he asks "do you like eat sheep" the scottish man replies with "well does the english man like to?" so the english man says...actually no wait there is no english man. ok no it was the scottish man says "well does the welsh man like to?" and the irish man says oh yes..no wait the welsh man says "oh yes" and so they carry on walking, they then start to dance in a circle...no wait they dance in a square...no a triangle singing "we are siamese if you please" No wait there was no scottish, irish or welsh man, it was just one man from canada...actually...what was i on about

2006-07-06 08:31:17

#9

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7415|Singapore

What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can both smell it, but can't eat it.

2006-07-06 08:32:26

#10

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7279

polarbearz wrote:
What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can both smell it, but can't eat it.

*chuckles*

The first time today you haven't made me want to +1 you.

2006-07-06 08:35:14

#11

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|7284| United States of America

Bearz is the opposite of most people he wants negative karma and hates positive karma

2006-07-06 08:35:20

#12

mavrick 3399: EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING; +102|7167|Doncaster UK

polarbearz wrote:
What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can both smell it, but can't eat it.

lmao

2006-07-06 08:38:13

#13

bennisboy: Member; +829|7272|Poundland

did you hear about the constipated accountant, he couldn't budget

Last edited by bennisboy (2006-07-06 08:38:32)

2006-07-06 08:38:30

#14

TheCanadianTerrorist: Member; +111|7181

tvmissleman wrote:
Bearz is the opposite of most people he wants negative karma and hates positive karma

OH MY GOD! I NEVER KNEW!

Thank you so much for enlightening me.

2006-07-06 08:40:48

#15

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7358|St. Andrews / Oslo

TheCanadianTerrorist wrote:
tvmissleman wrote:
Bearz is the opposite of most people he wants negative karma and hates positive karma
OH MY GOD! I NEVER KNEW!

Thank you so much for enlightening me.

Yeah! That helped a lot!!!

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2006-07-06 08:44:09

#16

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|7224|Cheshire. UK

Guy walks into a Bar with a frog on his head...the barman says what the hell is that doing there........the frog says dont know got up this morning and there it was!!

Boom Boom!!

2006-07-06 08:47:17

#17

bennisboy: Member; +829|7272|Poundland

did you hear about the constipated accountant? he couldn't work it out with a pencil

2006-07-06 08:48:41

#18

Kaosdad: Whisky Tango Foxtrot?; +201|7305|Broadlands, VA

Three women go out drinking and get really, really drunk. They finally crawl home very early in the morning and, as usual, meet for lunch later in the day.

The first woman says: "I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew Chunks."
The second woman says: "Oh yeah? I was so drunk I got home, called my ex-boyfriend and had phone sex with him."
The third woman says: "I think I went home and picked throught he garbage to find a snack."

The first woman looks around the table and says: "Ladies, I do not think you understand the situation. Chunks is my dog!"

2006-07-06 08:49:11

#19

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|7224|Cheshire. UK

young tommy is out for a drive with his mum....

they pass some cows....

tommy says look mum..moo moos ....his mum says tommy your 8 now they are cows......

ok tommy says......10 mins later they pass some sheep...

tommy says look mumm baa baas....his mum says tommy your 8 now they are sheep....

15 mins pass and its all quiet....mum looks at tommy and says you ok tommy your quiet ...

tommy replies Im reading mum...she smiles and asks what you reading tommy.....tommy replies...

oh just Winnie the shit!

2006-07-06 08:53:20

#20

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7415|Singapore

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

2006-07-06 08:53:44

#21

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|7224|Cheshire. UK

3 blonds in a bar talking about Blow jobs....

first one says hmmmmm Petes balls were cold last night....

Second one says how strange so were Daves??

third one says ewwww I dont do that

the other 2 tell her to try it ..its the best way to keep your man happy.......

So she agrees to try it...

The next day they meet up again and Girl three has a Big Black eye the other 2 are horrified and as what happened

She replied it was all going well and I was enjoying myself and grabbed his warm balls and said ohhh thats strange Pete and Daves were cold!!

2006-07-06 08:54:54

#22

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|7224|Cheshire. UK

Why do women have 2 holes.......

So when they are drunk you can carry them home like a six pack

2006-07-06 08:55:09

#23

pure_beef_69: Banned; +186|7272

OMG I JUST GOT TK'd FOR A VEHICLE OMG.
REPORT suckmycockyoumoaningfuckers28 FOR STAT PADDING AND USING THE KARKLAND GLITCH

2006-07-06 08:58:36

#24

Poet: Meatbag.; +65|7193|Where I don't know where I am.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice!

A-thankyou, a-thankyou.

Disclaimer: This joke is about violence within a relationship. This is unacceptable behaviour in real life and can lead to a prison sentence. But at least you'd be right.

Last edited by Poet (2006-07-06 09:00:34)

2006-07-06 09:02:43

#25

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|7224|Cheshire. UK

Why do women get married in white???

To match the other kitchen appliances!

Why dont women ski.....

there is no snow between the bedroom and kitchen

Taa Daaa!!

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