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Great excuse would be

Officer: "You in a hurry to get somewhere?"

Driver: "Actually I am, I ate some bad food and my ass is about to explode, so I would appreciate it if you would let me be on my way."

If a hot female cop arrests you, (hey, you could be lucky enough,) here's what you say:
"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say now will be held against you in a court of law -"
(You cut her off here.)
"BREASTS!"

"Good afterbul constanoon!"
This is line fro a drink drive ad - "If you don't drink and drive you're a bloody legend" - different from "if you drink and rive you're a bloody idiot." In it the drunk guy after the footie gets pulled over for a breath test and one of the guys inside greets the officer like that, (the driver who hasn't been drinking gets off.)
Thing is, for about two year after that ad first screened, everyone greeted cops this way. A nationwide movement!
All the cops did was roll their eyes and say "yeah, good one mate.."

Last edited by Tyferra (2006-07-07 11:41:20)

42. have you been drinking sir?.....Of course do you think I drive like this sober??!!

Whats the officer problem.

Last edited by disfunctionalass (2006-11-04 00:16:24)

Things to never say to a cop, but I did anyway:

Hey hey is it true all thai people are transvestites? Because you smell like patpong (hooker-tranny-pickup place)


He tried to chase us but we tipped over his motorbike. 'twas so funnay