Poet
Meatbag.
+65|7193|Where I don't know where I am.
I've seen people under appreciating the AT class.  So here you go.
Edit: "-1 : bad....could use work and needs to ryhme" - Doesn't rhyme?  What fucking language are you reading it in?

All big and dark,
with gaping maw,
and metal clad,
this armour whore,

rolls in convoy,
and firing shells,
while killing n00bs,
and pros as well.

Your teammates cry,
with such a row,
"for fucks sake, guys
blow that fucker now"

In newbie hands,
that rocket flies
and hits the tank,
but no-one dies.

The turret turns
smoke trail it spys,
poor noob gets gibbed,
into the skies.

So when you see,
their tanks roll up,
Seek a Meatbag
and say "waddup?"

Cos we the bomb,
at A.T., yeah?
we take 'em out,
with so much flair.

Our leader spawns,
as sweet Support,
with Two ATs,
for his cohort.

With secret powers,
communicate,
we pick our targets,
and then we wait.

Fire one! Fire two!
Poor tank whore!
we fire our shit
that's real COLDSRAW.

The points are there,
we reap in loads,
Jeeps, helos and cars,
we own the roads.

So please respect,
us A.T. guys,
and remember,
we need supplies!

Last edited by Poet (2006-07-08 09:38:52)

Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7389

There already is a thread do put all the poems... check featured.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7388

The AT rockets in this game blow.  I have no idea why they are not "fire and forget" like the modern ones used today.  We can have the Euro Fighter, but not a modern AT rocket.  I guess that was for the sake of the armor whores.
Poet
Meatbag.
+65|7193|Where I don't know where I am.
D'yknow I never look in there.  I glanced in there once, saw it was all "Get your hot tips here" threads, and never went back.  Didn't realise there was a thread dedicated to it.

Having said that, I was getting a little bored of "omg, glitcher!!11" and "What flavour marshmallow would you eat if you were on the battlefield?" threads.

I shall be sure to post there in the future.


Also: For the cowardly karma taker, giving only the reason "panzy", just remember that next time your getting owned by a tank while you cower under a bush in your sniper kit.  It's the AT guys that bails your useless ass outta trouble.
DirtyMexican
I knife Generals
+278|7163|Search Whore killing fields
a poem about a sraw? And I thought other people needed a life
Tempestrix
Member
+3|7307|Gold Coast, Australia
its not just armour...

When [M7] Zer0verride's on the scene, chopper pilots everywhere shit themselves before they flare.

woo, lame rhyming ftw
MorbidFetus
Member
+76|7177|Ohio

usmarine2005 wrote:

The AT rockets in this game blow.  I have no idea why they are not "fire and forget" like the modern ones used today.  We can have the Euro Fighter, but not a modern AT rocket.  I guess that was for the sake of the armor whores.
The same reason we do not have laser-guided bombs and that someone can take a pistol round to the leg and still run. Too much realism would make the game unplayable.
Poet
Meatbag.
+65|7193|Where I don't know where I am.
Yeah, I scored a fantastic triple play the other night on Sharqi.  As US, hit the Hind as it passed at full speed.  He got pissed, came back for me, but all he got was a face full o' SRAW.  THen the carcase landed on an NME grunt. 
Oh yeah.

Edit: Feels as satisfying as that time you made the school bully cry when he came home to find you fisting his mum.

Last edited by Poet (2006-07-08 09:24:14)

usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7388

MorbidFetus wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

The AT rockets in this game blow.  I have no idea why they are not "fire and forget" like the modern ones used today.  We can have the Euro Fighter, but not a modern AT rocket.  I guess that was for the sake of the armor whores.
The same reason we do not have laser-guided bombs and that someone can take a pistol round to the leg and still run. Too much realism would make the game unplayable.
I am not really asking for realism, I am asking for consistency.  If you are going to have modern weapons, have modern weapons across the board.
MorbidFetus
Member
+76|7177|Ohio
Oh, I agree. As an ATer I would love to take out tanks with ease. Though, as a tanker, I see how quickly a small organized group of ATs can shut down Kark.
Boomerjinks
Member
+301|7421|Denver, CO
That was fucking incredible.

Coldsraw.......

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! +1 boy!
[-CGZ-]BioRaveN
Don't make me toothpick you.
+31|7331|The beautiful hills of Sharqi
I can make a poem about the sniper rifle.

I shot you
You died
I learned in schoo'
You suck.

ABAC!!!

MUAHAHAHA
Defiance
Member
+438|7297

SRAWs teh awesome. +1.
Sea_JayUK
Member
+19|7149|Notts
Nice poem, +1. As for an improvment to AT, not really gonna happen, the 3 rockets needed (i think) is designed so that two AT guys together cant take down a tank without him having a chance. 3 AT guys firing together is hard to pull off. One thing i would like back is the insta kill on Vodniks, it's unfair for you to hit a transport only for the guy to have time to bail and pwn you with whatever ground pound gun he's packing.
lets face it, my P-90 is not the best gun on the game, and once he's out of his vodnik I'm at the disadvantage.
Fredrik
i hate you all
+201|7275|Norway

Sea_JayUK wrote:

Nice poem, +1. As for an improvment to AT, not really gonna happen, the 3 rockets needed (i think) is designed so that two AT guys together cant take down a tank without him having a chance. 3 AT guys firing together is hard to pull off. One thing i would like back is the insta kill on Vodniks, it's unfair for you to hit a transport only for the guy to have time to bail and pwn you with whatever ground pound gun he's packing.
lets face it, my P-90 is not the best gun on the game, and once he's out of his vodnik I'm at the disadvantage.
No, you have a lot of armor and the p90 is a great gun.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7388

I think the P90 sucks balls, but that's just me.
Fredrik
i hate you all
+201|7275|Norway
I`ve just started my AT carrier, i hated that kit before but now i`m having to much fun! pp19 ftw!
Poet
Meatbag.
+65|7193|Where I don't know where I am.

Fredrik wrote:

I`ve just started my AT carrier, i hated tjlkasd)(&£"$|_)*<>........<Carrier Lost>
An old time geek joke for the oldies... 
Orgtheone
Member
+30|7288|The Dark Side Of The Moon
good poem
MrE`158
Member
+103|7249
Good stuff!  Earning the moniker of "Poet", I heartily approve.  +1 coming your way.

And to whoever wrote this:

"-1 : bad....could use work and needs to ryhme" - Doesn't rhyme?  What fucking language are you reading it in?
The poem contains some true rhyme and lots of partial rhyme.  There's no rule in poetry to say it needs to rhyme, y'know.  Try something that isn't from a nursery book.

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