BF2S Forums Airdropped strippers.

Kung Jew wrote:

claydawg wrote:

DeadboyUSMC wrote:

To help facilitate the bewildering action of the strippers, Support kits will now be given stacks of $1 dollar bills to distribute amongst the rest of the squad. Also, Spec Ops will get $20 bills to sneak onto the enemy soldier's vest to force a lap dance upon him, rendering him incapacitated.

If a support soldier isn't near, the commander should be able to air-drop an ATM machine too.  Just like a $2 service charge if we don't use our own bank's ATM, enemy soldiers lose 2 points when they use it.  It gives singles only, of course!

How about a commander buff where the atm gives out 2 dollar bills for 5 minutes and the strippers give you teeshirts and lighters after two dances (or 7 healing bars, whichever comes first)



KJ

I can just see it now, "HeY HoWd y0u geTS tHAt Kewls tshIrt i waNts oNe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111" or "how come hes got a tshirt on OMGWTFBBQHAX!!!"

also stippers would be ideal for snipers - stripper lands, place claymore at feet, run away. or you could just find a nice perch watch her till the enemy shows up then pick them off while they are distracted, though im not sure if i could shoot at them, dont wanna chance hitting her instead.

Last edited by spage (2006-05-12 07:55:41)

I read the topic title and first thought of air dropped spike strips to slow down enemy vehicles, I guess I'm just not a dirty guy...