BF2S Forums In Game Chat

i check every so often, usually too busy playing.

funny thing happened yesterday though. i was using the chopper on Kubra and got killed. respawned and ran to the helipad and 2 guys ran up at the same time as me. holding E i got the chopper first and took off. this convo followed....

him: hey theres a line
me: see me caring?
him: supposed to wait your turn on this server
me: should of been faster with the E key dude, sorry maybe next time

short pause, now im about half way across the map with the chopper
-heres the kicker-
him: BRING THE CHOPPER BACK HERE RIGHT NOW
me: Hahahahaha yea right, ill be right there just wait (i didn't go back)
me: u do know there is 3 chopper spawns on this map.....

got no repsonce after that. i just though it was funny hes trying to flex his e-penis in my direction with his order for me to return the chopper. right maybe it was sorta asshole'ish of me to jump in but u know what, it happens to me constantly so i really don't care and btw i went 33-4 with the chopper that round, so it's not like it did it to be a dick.

Last edited by Cbass (2006-07-11 14:02:58)

Here are a few that were funny:

"fry spic" (how'd he know i was half-canadian half-hispanic?)

"omg enough with the fucking jets wow"

"sonic ur new name is fag mcfags a lot"

"sonic i bet prostitutes reject you"

"hyper the cocksucker"

"fuckn burn in hell u mothr fuckin cocksuckin bf2"

"bf2s*"

"*JUL* *BAD*INSTINKT* HAS INITIATED A KICKVOTE blah blah"

"vote eys to this fuckin fagg'"

"fuck u homo"

"CHUT THE FUCK UP CHEATER"

"yeha fagg"

"could you teach me ur ways hypersonic?"

"hypersnoic u sheapo"

"u 2 can enjoy iur anal sex in ur little heli copter"

"FAGS!!!!"

kickvote

"everyone vote, they cheat, and you know it"

"everyone do the page up"

"i was thinking the bf2s cheats, but what do i know"

"wow you bf2s fags are still here?"

"you probably live with your mom" (yep, i'm 15)

"and play bf2 all day and never get laid"

"sonic you fking buny hopper!"

"damn you!"

"you got a good aim too" (it was a compliment not a hack accusation)

Last edited by ExecutionerStyle (2006-07-11 14:11:38)

Sometimes people write something long but you cant read it because it just disappears behind all those pointless; Medic/Ammo here!/Yes/No/Enemy boat spotted.... I think they should get rid of all those....

Look at what this angry guy says. He must have had the "Red-tag sickness".

The reason hardly anyone bothers to read that stuff, if because everyone is too busy getting sweaty and plunking lead into their fellow species.

When comparing bf2 to other FPS, i cant recall anything that has less chat
except the occasional clan that joins a server, good for them

[offtopic] Meh, whichever dude gave me karma saying "karma me back" should get a life and stop begging [/offtopic]

Some dude i denied a supply drop to lastnight and gave to a half-dead tank teammate typed "omfg dude, i needed those supplies.  You just didn't give me the supplies because I'm in 2nd place and you want to medal."  Harhar.  Ya that's it.  I don't wanna win.  I just want the stupid medal.

I read the in game chat all the time... the best quotes I've seen were, "Would you guys please stop running around while I'm trying to shoot you?"... and "Can someone switch teams? I want to run you over with a jet to test these settings".

i check it when im dead or when i see a big line that goes over the complete screen (normally something like that i cheat or use aimbot)

I love reading the "ur a hacker!!" thing, it needs to happen more often though.. ...

funniest things i read come from bearz.