So I'm commanding on Wake, PLA side, and I notice something very wrong. The USMC side isn't full of smacktards, and they are doing a damn fine job of working their way up the island. My troops on the other hand... they best be glad my headset was broken. Of about 25 guys, I'd say a whole 4 of them were actually defending flags and trying to regain the map.
5 members of Squad Slapnuts were making sure the Marines didn't get near our helipad. So what if they took the Airfield, these guys were standing fast on that important "H." Too bad for them, our chopper was off whoring over the USMC arty island.
A handful of Lone Retards were on the edges of the peninsulas, in tanks or in the gunner seat of transports, making damn sure nobody got on those beaches. If any enemies spawned behind them (which they could, at multiple places) it was none of their concern.
And my favorite? Squad Fucktard, which I didn't even notice until halfway through the round. There were 4 of them, all below Sergeant. They were in the water between the Arty island and the Carrier. Noooo, I thought, not all of them. Sending them an order, to go retake the Beach, which we had lost... again, I stopped worrying about them and took more concern with the USMC breathing down my neck at the Airfield.
A bit later, they aren't in the water anymore. Nope, by some stroke of luck, all of them made it to the carrier, and up onto the upper platforms to snipe away with LMG's, while we are getting our asses kicked on the land.
I tell them to leave, they say no. I tell them again, they say no again. I punch my filing cabinet, they don't notice. We still have an outside chance at winning, but we need every one working on it. They aren't stupid either, their squad leader is hidden on the top platform where USMC can't see him, so they just keep respawning there. I say in general chat to "Please, USMC, kill those dudes on your carrier." Hoping they would so at least these guys respawn somewhere useful, and become cannon fodder for people actually doing their job.
Then it hits me. Sheer brilliance.
"Vehicle Drop in your sector!"
ass_hat_1 is no more.
ass_hat_2 is no more.
ass_hat_3 is no more.
I almost jumped for joy. I took out 3 of the 4, including their squad leader, so they couldn't respawn. I get angry comments like "stop that theyll know were here" and "commander your an asshole" but at this point, I didn't even care anymore. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. I hate carrier campers, epically organized ones, and this was awesome.
We narrowly lost, taking back nearly all the bases. It was a good round, both teams evenly matched.
Right before the round was over, only a few tickets left, I checked on Squad Fucktard again. They almost made it back to the carrier before the round ended.
5 members of Squad Slapnuts were making sure the Marines didn't get near our helipad. So what if they took the Airfield, these guys were standing fast on that important "H." Too bad for them, our chopper was off whoring over the USMC arty island.
A handful of Lone Retards were on the edges of the peninsulas, in tanks or in the gunner seat of transports, making damn sure nobody got on those beaches. If any enemies spawned behind them (which they could, at multiple places) it was none of their concern.
And my favorite? Squad Fucktard, which I didn't even notice until halfway through the round. There were 4 of them, all below Sergeant. They were in the water between the Arty island and the Carrier. Noooo, I thought, not all of them. Sending them an order, to go retake the Beach, which we had lost... again, I stopped worrying about them and took more concern with the USMC breathing down my neck at the Airfield.
A bit later, they aren't in the water anymore. Nope, by some stroke of luck, all of them made it to the carrier, and up onto the upper platforms to snipe away with LMG's, while we are getting our asses kicked on the land.
I tell them to leave, they say no. I tell them again, they say no again. I punch my filing cabinet, they don't notice. We still have an outside chance at winning, but we need every one working on it. They aren't stupid either, their squad leader is hidden on the top platform where USMC can't see him, so they just keep respawning there. I say in general chat to "Please, USMC, kill those dudes on your carrier." Hoping they would so at least these guys respawn somewhere useful, and become cannon fodder for people actually doing their job.
Then it hits me. Sheer brilliance.
"Vehicle Drop in your sector!"
ass_hat_1 is no more.
ass_hat_2 is no more.
ass_hat_3 is no more.
I almost jumped for joy. I took out 3 of the 4, including their squad leader, so they couldn't respawn. I get angry comments like "stop that theyll know were here" and "commander your an asshole" but at this point, I didn't even care anymore. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. I hate carrier campers, epically organized ones, and this was awesome.
We narrowly lost, taking back nearly all the bases. It was a good round, both teams evenly matched.
Right before the round was over, only a few tickets left, I checked on Squad Fucktard again. They almost made it back to the carrier before the round ended.
Good to be back.