Funny Movie Quotes

2006-07-16 12:04:25

#1

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6973

I'm starting a thread where people can submit their favourite funny quotes from movies. I'll start with this:

'You can't have babies Stan! Where's the foetus gonna gestate - you gonna keep it in a box?' - Life of Brian

2006-07-16 12:11:02

#2

PuckMercury: 6 x 9 = 42; +298|6945|Portland, OR USA

No one steps on a church in my town! ~Ghostbusters

Yes, but ours goes to 11. ~This is Spinal Tap

The entire Catholic/Protestant scetch from the Meaning of Life "Couldn't you have your balls cut off?"

Wait til Biggus Dickus hears of this! ~ Life of Brian

If I hear one more German word, I am going to shove this stick up their ass
Ach, der Man! AAHHHH! ~Road to Wellville

How do you feel?
Good enough to FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!! ~Super Troopers

2006-07-16 12:28:15

#3

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6936|Montucky

You can't lump us in with that fucking martian - Super Troopers

How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? - Space Balls

Where da white women at? - Blazing Saddles

So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team. - Boondock Saints

2006-07-16 12:30:47

#4

TheDarkRaven: ATG's First Disciple; +263|7042|Birmingham, UK

Judge Dredd: I am the law! Put down your weapons and prepare to be judged.
Block Warlord: Judge this!
[the gang shoots at Dredd]
Judge Dredd: I knew they'd do that.

This is only because I saw this movie for the first time 5 days ago. Damn, it was good.

2006-07-16 12:31:54

#5

Smaug: This space for rent; +117|6995|Arlen, Texas

"Josie, don't ya think we ought to bury them fellas?"
"To Hell with them fellas, buzzards gotta eat same as the worms"- Outlaw Josie Wales

2006-07-16 12:35:03

#6

Big McLargehuge: Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody; +259|7021|Philadelphia, PA

From Pulp Fiction. I think it goes something like this.

"If Butch goes to Indochina I want a nigga waitin' in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass"

2006-07-16 12:38:15

#7

=|A mere Shadow|=: The Anarchist; +121|7044|Britain and Damn proud of it!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name, scumbag?
Private Snowball: Sir, Private Brown, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! From now on your name is Private Snowball. Do you like your new name?
Private Snowball: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well I'll tell you one thing you won't like, Private Snowball: they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.

Full Metal Jacket FTW!!!

2006-07-16 12:46:26

#8

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6967|Southeastern USA

<BLAM!>

If you're going to shoot, shoot, don't talk-Tuco from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

2006-07-16 12:47:32

#9

Big McLargehuge: Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody; +259|7021|Philadelphia, PA

Full Metal Jacket.

Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much!

Last edited by Big McLargehuge (2006-07-16 12:48:35)

2006-07-16 12:48:46

#10

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6967|Southeastern USA

I NEED......GOPHERCHUCKS!!!

<attaches a gopher to each end of his shirt and proceeds to whip them around his head>

+1 if you know that movie

Last edited by kr@cker (2006-07-16 12:49:33)

2006-07-16 12:51:42

#11

chittydog: less busy; +586|7253|Kubra, Damn it!

that's from Kung Pao, Enter the Fist

2006-07-16 12:51:52

#12

herrr_smity: Member; +156|7046|space command ur anus

What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Pulp fiction

2006-07-16 12:51:54

#13

alpinestar: Member; +304|7014|New York City baby.

Drill sarg: How tall are you private,
Private : Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Drill sarg: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
Full metal Jacket..

2006-07-16 12:52:29

#14

HOLLYWOOD=_=FTW=_=: Member; +31|6969

Shes a ho for show : 40 year old virgin
I eat the pussy i eat the ass i eat every mother fuckin thing : pulp fiction
If the moon was made of cheeze, would ya eat it: SNL harry kerry skit

2006-07-16 12:53:30

#15

Drexor: Member; +33|7031|Denmark

from The Big Lebowski

Walter : look at our current situation with the camel fucker in iraq

2006-07-16 13:00:39

#16

chittydog: less busy; +586|7253|Kubra, Damn it!

from Clerks...

Olaf: My love for you is like a truck, berserker.
Would you like some making f*ck, berserker.
Human Vacuum Cleaner: Did he just say "making f*ck"?

2006-07-16 13:04:57

#17

chippy1978: Member; +0|6996|new brunswick

ahh san Diego, discovered by the Germans in 1904. and made into a whaling station. I t translates into a whales vagina. anchorman

or something like that

2006-07-16 13:06:43

#18

chippy1978: Member; +0|6996|new brunswick

shooter McGaven "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
happy "you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

2006-07-16 13:08:57

#19

chippy1978: Member; +0|6996|new brunswick

And finally

did I catch a niner in there?

2006-07-16 13:34:20

#20

Big McLargehuge: Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody; +259|7021|Philadelphia, PA

From KingPin.

After Roy and the ugly land lord women have sex.

Landlord: What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?

2006-07-16 13:51:46

#21

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6973

'Can you get sick drinking piss?', 'Even if it's your own piss?' - Kingpin

'Women have brains a third the size of mens. It's science.' - Anchorman

2006-07-16 13:54:39

#22

Wasder: Resident Emo Hater; +139|7093|Moscow, Russia

"AK-47, the very best there is... when you absolutely positively gotta kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes." - Samuel L. Jackson in Jackie Brown by Quentin Tarantino.
Here's the one in YTMND form, for you to understand it better: http://ak-47.ytmnsfw.com

I could of came up with some more, just tired and lazy...

2006-07-16 14:03:21

#23

ShowMeTheMonkey: Member; +125|7120

"It vexes me, I'm terribly vexed" - Gladiator

"When I say it's safe to surf, it's safe to surf!" - Apocolypse Now

"WE. ARE. GOING. TO. DIE.... " - Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom

2006-07-16 14:09:12

#24

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7067

"Charlie don't surf" - Apocalypse Now

2006-07-16 16:52:12

#25

c0mplex1ty: Too X-Core; +100|6978|laguna beach, ca

"Fuck my Roman fuckin' Sandals! We got us a seri-fucking-ous catastrophe here, sir!"

Sgt. Hollywood, "Ice Station", (book, soon-to-be movie)

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