Funny Movie Quotes

2006-07-16 17:13:35

#26

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7182|Dallas

You slimy fucking walrus looking piece of shit, get your fat ass up there Pile!!
--Full Metal Jacket

Hennesey:So....what's your dogs name?
Zissou: My dog? ..........His name...is Cody
**WHAP!!!**
Hennesey:Be still Cody.
--The Life Aquatic

Hennesey:I know how you feel Steve, I'm still looking for the crooked fuckers that broke into my sealab.
Zissou:.....you know I bet it was the same guys..
Hennesey:Hey is that my cappachino machine?
--The Life Aquatic

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
--Tears of the Sun

^Not funny, but it's my favorite quote and motto.

2006-07-16 17:22:30

#27

The_Fighting_69th: Combat medic; +6|7171

Cougar wrote:
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
--Tears of the Sun

^Not funny, but it's my favorite quote and motto.

that was said by Edmund Burke.

2006-07-16 17:28:06

#28

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7182|Dallas

The_Fighting_69th wrote:
Cougar wrote:
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
--Tears of the Sun

^Not funny, but it's my favorite quote and motto.
that was said by Edmund Burke.

I know that, but the movie it came from was Tears of the Sun.

2006-07-16 17:46:09

#29

Redratson: Member; +2|7011

This from monty python and the holy grail

"Where did you get the cocanuts?"

2006-07-16 17:58:01

#30

Zilla: Killa of threads; +122|7059|7th level of hell

"great, now what are we going to do? we're in some really pretty shit now man, NOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO?" Hudson - Aliens

"how old are you son?"
"15 sir"
"shit nigga, you at least 30" - Bad Boys 2

"tell me about the GOLF SHOES!" Johnny Depp - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

" Dude! Dude, Dude? Dude! Dude.... Dude!!!, ok you've got a point there." - Baseketballs

Last edited by Zilla (2006-07-16 21:08:01)

2006-07-16 18:00:31

#31

Storgie: how about this thread for whiners; +15|6993|federal way washington

lady i only speak two languages, english and bad english

fifth element

2006-07-16 18:14:32

#32

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7182|Dallas

Zilla wrote:
" Dude! Dude, Dude? Dude! Dude.... Dude!!!, ok you've got a ponit there." - Baseketballs

Hhahaha, I forgot about Baseketball!

"Wake up bitch, you're my new best friend! What? Are we going to the zoo!?"

2006-07-16 21:05:55

#33

Zilla: Killa of threads; +122|7059|7th level of hell

Cougar wrote:
Zilla wrote:
" Dude! Dude, Dude? Dude! Dude.... Dude!!!, ok you've got a ponit there." - Baseketballs
Hhahaha, I forgot about Baseketball!

"Wake up bitch, you're my new best friend! What? Are we going to the zoo!?"

"who is that?"
"who does it look like?"
"Victoria sylvstet, playmate of the year"
"hello, Victoria Sylvstet playmate of the year"

"ooh, tough break Squeak!"
"ya, now go fetch the ball Bitch"

Last edited by Zilla (2006-07-16 21:06:10)

2006-07-16 21:07:19

#34

Zilla: Killa of threads; +122|7059|7th level of hell

"PIG FUCKER!, can I call you PIG FUCKER?"

"No, only my friends can call me PIG FUCKER" - baseketballs

Last edited by Zilla (2006-07-16 21:07:35)

2006-07-16 21:10:33

#35

Zilla: Killa of threads; +122|7059|7th level of hell

"WHOA? YOU ARE SHOOTING AT YOUR IMANGINARY FRIEND IN FRONT OF A VAN FULL OF EXPLOSIVE!" Tyler - Fight Club

2006-07-16 21:12:03

#36

Zilla: Killa of threads; +122|7059|7th level of hell

Storgie wrote:
lady i only speak two languages, english and bad english

fifth element

"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
"SAY WHAT AGAIN!" Sam Jackson - Pulp Fiction

"WHOA" Neo - Matrix

2006-07-16 21:32:25

#37

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6967|Southeastern USA

{How do you know she was a guy?}

"Because she had hands as big as Andre the Giant's........

and her adam's apple was as big as her balls."

40 yr old virgin

2006-07-16 21:37:12

#38

Zilla: Killa of threads; +122|7059|7th level of hell

"Man, I never thought I'd say this about anyone, but you two have smoked ENTIRELY too much reefer"
sniffs shirt... "either someones having a party, or someone needs to do their shirt laundry" - thurogood - Halfbaked

2006-07-16 21:49:01

#39

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|7135|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse Now

King Arthur: "One...Two...Five!"
One of the Knights: "Three sir!"
King Arthur: "Three!" - Monty Python and The Holy Grail

2006-07-16 22:24:54

#40

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6967|Southeastern USA

"Fuck 'em"- John Rambo

2006-07-16 22:33:43

#41

WormGuts: Member; +17|7212|Dayton, Ohio

Not sure it's funny but...

"Aim small miss small" the patriot

2006-07-16 22:35:51

#42

=JoD=Corithus: Member; +30|6976

"Crying is for little girls, babies, and men who just had their ears ripped off"

"AAAAGHH!!!!GREAT WHITE!!!!!"

"Deers don't have dorsal fins!!"

"I'm glad it's him, being the half body guy, I mean, nothing against him, but I just don't WANT that.....for me..."

2006-07-17 00:12:35

#43

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|7037|Manitowoc, WI

i see you schwartz is as big as mine, now lets see how you can handle it. Space balls

2006-07-17 05:33:04

#44

Zilla: Killa of threads; +122|7059|7th level of hell

I dont know about you, but when I'm on fire I remember to stop drop and roll! you dont stand there Screaming like a Chick" Cliff O'Mally - Dead Man on Campus

"My name is Cliff, brother of Joe, I got me some Crack, I need me som Hoes!" Cliff O'Mally - Dead Man on Campus

2006-07-17 05:47:02

#45

mavrick 3399: EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING; +102|6959|Doncaster UK

its like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a door knob.

dodgeball!!

2006-07-17 05:50:53

#46

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6964|Doncaster, UK

"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." - Garland Greene, Con Air

2006-07-17 06:00:32

#47

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|7009|Scarborough Yorkshire England

Venessa Kensington - I can't stop thinking about you with that woman last night
Austin Powers - You were right to be worried baby, I shagged her I shagged her rotten
(would love to say that just once to a lass)

"Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Morning Vietnammmmmmmmmmmmmm, It's 06:00 hors in the morning and what does the 0 stand for, Oh my god it's early"
"You lick the sweat off a dead mans balls"
"Your ass is grass and I'm a Lawnmower"
Good morning Vietnam

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey You Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys
Goonies

Last edited by Jinto-sk (2006-07-17 06:10:56)

2006-07-17 06:02:36

#48

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|7009|Scarborough Yorkshire England

Zilla wrote:
Storgie wrote:
lady i only speak two languages, english and bad english

fifth element
"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
"SAY WHAT AGAIN!" Sam Jackson - Pulp Fiction

"I DARE YOU, I DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER"
"WHAT"

2006-07-17 06:02:41

#49

mavrick 3399: EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING; +102|6959|Doncaster UK

No. No. To get even? Even-Steven? I would have to kill you, go up to Nikki's room, kill her, then wait for your husband to come home, and kill him. That would be even, Verntia. That'd be about square.

kill bill vol1

2006-07-17 06:03:06

#50

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6964|Doncaster, UK

Jinto-sk wrote:
Venessa Kensington - I can't stop thinking about you with that woman last night
Austin Powers - You were right to be worried baby, I shagged her I shagged her rotten
(would love to say that just once to a lass)

Bet it'd be the last thing you ever got to say to her!

Last edited by DoctorFruitloop (2006-07-17 06:03:19)

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