"Whoa" And from Speed and Bill and Ted's and from Point Break (same actor)Zilla wrote:
"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"Storgie wrote:
lady i only speak two languages, english and bad english
fifth element
"SAY WHAT AGAIN!" Sam Jackson - Pulp Fiction
"WHOA" Neo - Matrix
Opps did not make it to this one. AgreedDoctorFruitloop wrote:
"Whoa!" - Any film with Keanu Reeves in. I mean, can this cat act or what [/sarcasm]
"Ah I love them goofy bastards" - There is something about Mary
There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.
Copy and paste!
"At the beginning of the evening, I was in the hallway. I know because I was there"
- Wadsworth
Mrs. White: Are you a cop?
Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant.
Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.
Mr. Green: Very funny.
Mr White: Are you a doctor?
Prof Plum: I am, but I don't practice.
Miss Scarlett: Practice makes perfect.
Clue
"At the beginning of the evening, I was in the hallway. I know because I was there"
- Wadsworth
Mrs. White: Are you a cop?
Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant.
Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.
Mr. Green: Very funny.
Mr White: Are you a doctor?
Prof Plum: I am, but I don't practice.
Miss Scarlett: Practice makes perfect.
Clue
"You can shove it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!!!!!" - Withnail, Withnail & I
"Oi've invented a doll what shits itself..." - Withnail & I
"To the left and wight of the stage are the machine-gun nests containing two belt-fed M60 bwownings. Now these babies tend to heat up so fire in thwee second bursts..." - Del Preston, Wayne's World II
"Oi've invented a doll what shits itself..." - Withnail & I
"To the left and wight of the stage are the machine-gun nests containing two belt-fed M60 bwownings. Now these babies tend to heat up so fire in thwee second bursts..." - Del Preston, Wayne's World II
Dead Man on Campus
Cliff: I really shouldn't be driving, I have a suspended license.
Cooper Frederickson: Really? For what?
Cliff: Attempted vehiclular manslaughter... whatever the FUCK that means!
Cliff: I really shouldn't be driving, I have a suspended license.
Cooper Frederickson: Really? For what?
Cliff: Attempted vehiclular manslaughter... whatever the FUCK that means!
"I'll go to the loony bin with ya man, I don't give a FUCK!" - Grandma's Boy
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both the first two were in armageddon, doesn't mean the second was not also in Broken ArrowFenris_GreyClaw wrote:
"Please, get off, the nuke" - Armageddon (I think :\)
"WOULD YOU MIND NOT SHOOTING AT THE THERMO-NUCLEAR DEVICE!" - Broken Arrow
"It's like trying to find a needle in a stack of needles" - Saving Private Ryan
"Remember kids: A smart man knows when to stand his ground, and when to... RUN LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!" - Desert Punk, Episode 1
"Welcome to Germany. You do not have the right to remain silent. You are not entitled to a attourney. If you cannot afford an attourny to which you are not entitled, you will not be appointed one. Welcome to Germany"
- Antibody (once again, not sure if this is right)
More from Kung Pow...
Well, I thought you looked familiar. Sorry, I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants!
Master Tang: Where does it hurt?
Master Doe: Pretty much around the big bloody spot.
Well, I thought you looked familiar. Sorry, I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants!
Master Tang: Where does it hurt?
Master Doe: Pretty much around the big bloody spot.
this is the greatest quote of all time...
"This isn't where i parked my car"??
I am pretty sure u all know that one.. lol
"This isn't where i parked my car"??
I am pretty sure u all know that one.. lol
Hahahha Wedding Crashers anyone???
Vince Vaughn: Have you ever shot one of these things before?
Owen Wilson: The whole 17 years we've known each other I've been sneaking off to go on little hunting trips around the world. No, I don't even know what the fuck a quail is!
Vince Vaughn: I look totally ridiculous. Like why do I have to be in camouflage? So the big bad quail doesn't see me?
Owen Wilson: I know. Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
Vince Vaughn: That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up.
Owen Wilson: That's a little heavy.
Vince Vaughn: I mean like, hunt a human being right now, "Most Dangerous Game". Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed, but a clever, a clever, human being who knows the jungle. Or the woods.
Hahahha..."or even a fucking human being!"
Vince Vaughn: Have you ever shot one of these things before?
Owen Wilson: The whole 17 years we've known each other I've been sneaking off to go on little hunting trips around the world. No, I don't even know what the fuck a quail is!
Vince Vaughn: I look totally ridiculous. Like why do I have to be in camouflage? So the big bad quail doesn't see me?
Owen Wilson: I know. Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
Vince Vaughn: That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up.
Owen Wilson: That's a little heavy.
Vince Vaughn: I mean like, hunt a human being right now, "Most Dangerous Game". Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed, but a clever, a clever, human being who knows the jungle. Or the woods.
Hahahha..."or even a fucking human being!"
that movie owns.. lol or when he is getting jacked off under the table at her parents house.. LMAOMorbiD.ShoT wrote:
Hahahha Wedding Crashers anyone???
Vince Vaughn: Have you ever shot one of these things before?
Owen Wilson: The whole 17 years we've known each other I've been sneaking off to go on little hunting trips around the world. No, I don't even know what the fuck a quail is!
Vince Vaughn: I look totally ridiculous. Like why do I have to be in camouflage? So the big bad quail doesn't see me?
Owen Wilson: I know. Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
Vince Vaughn: That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up.
Owen Wilson: That's a little heavy.
Vince Vaughn: I mean like, hunt a human being right now, "Most Dangerous Game". Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed, but a clever, a clever, human being who knows the jungle. Or the woods.
Hahahha..."or even a fucking human being!"
My nipples look like milk duds!!
Can't.. stop... staring... at... kr@cker's... sig.......
They're not going to catch us. Were on a mission from God. - Blues Brothers
I went this way and he went that way. So I say to Hollywood, "where'd he go?" and Hollywood says, "Where'd WHO go?". - Top Gun
I went this way and he went that way. So I say to Hollywood, "where'd he go?" and Hollywood says, "Where'd WHO go?". - Top Gun
Shaun: Mum, what if I told you that on several occasions, he touched me. [silence] That was made up, not true, shouldn't have said that.
Shaun of the Dead woohoo
Shaun of the Dead woohoo
Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery? - The Royal Tenenbaums
Shaun of the dead is fucking awesome - Don't forget to kill Philip!
Shaun of the dead is fucking awesome - Don't forget to kill Philip!
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Saw Layer Cake the other night. For a violent movie it has some pretty funny quotes:
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XXXX: [over the phone] Dragan?
Dragan: Yes.
XXXX: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?
Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
XXXX: Do you know where I live?
Dragan: No.
XXXX: Well, fuck off then.
[hangs up]
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XXXX: A Gun? No! You know how much I hate guns!
...
...although that one is rather lovely isn't it?
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XXXX: [over the phone] Dragan?
Dragan: Yes.
XXXX: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?
Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
XXXX: Do you know where I live?
Dragan: No.
XXXX: Well, fuck off then.
[hangs up]
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XXXX: A Gun? No! You know how much I hate guns!
...
...although that one is rather lovely isn't it?
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Gentlemen, PLEASE.... You cant fight in here... this is the WAR room!
Dr Strangelove.
Dr Strangelove.
"We Can't stop here, ITS BAT COUNTRY!" - Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing.
Little John - "WIll how're me seams?"
Will - "Perfect!"
Little John - "Every time!"
All- " We're Men!, we're men in tights!" -Robinhood Men In Tights
"lets get out of these ladies cloths and into our tights" -Robinhood Men In Tights
"Man, WHITE men can't jump" Ah-choo -Robinhood Men In Tights
Helga - "Is there somthing you would like to say to me?"
Little John- "Ya, Get Off!"
-Robinhood Men In Tights
Sheriff of Rottingham - "I'm about to get PISSED OFF!"
Ah-choo - "Man if I was that close to a horses penis, I'm be worried about being pissed ON!"
-Robinhood Men In Tights
Little John - "WIll how're me seams?"
Will - "Perfect!"
Little John - "Every time!"
All- " We're Men!, we're men in tights!" -Robinhood Men In Tights
"lets get out of these ladies cloths and into our tights" -Robinhood Men In Tights
"Man, WHITE men can't jump" Ah-choo -Robinhood Men In Tights
Helga - "Is there somthing you would like to say to me?"
Little John- "Ya, Get Off!"
-Robinhood Men In Tights
Sheriff of Rottingham - "I'm about to get PISSED OFF!"
Ah-choo - "Man if I was that close to a horses penis, I'm be worried about being pissed ON!"
-Robinhood Men In Tights
"You ever look at the back of a $20 dollar bill?" - Jon Stewart
"Ya man" - Scarface
"You ever look at the back of a $20 dollar bill, ON WEED? Is there someone in the bushes? RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO!"
"Ya man" - Scarface
"You ever look at the back of a $20 dollar bill, ON WEED? Is there someone in the bushes? RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO!"
"Your excited? Feel these nipples!" -Baseketball, one commentator to the other
"I know kung fu!"- Neo
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