I had the same exprerence, in our maths class this traffic helicopter flew over (very low i might add) and i yell "Hostile Slick inbound". I never heard the end of it for a few weeks.straz_mataz wrote:
everytime you see a plane in the sky you look for a q button or say "enemy plane spotted" out loud while everyone looks at you like an idiot
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when you read a post like that or this one, and think: damn, i wish bf2s had an artillery optionjoshbro90 wrote:
less bf2 more bf2s...
you hear someone say something funny and you go to click "+1" (karma)
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ha my favorite is omblaya poompala= Frag Grenade for the MECirok100 wrote:
you find yourself saying things in Arabic
Ah! MeshTa De-Helwit = NEED A MEDIC
THAT is funny.[1FR]S3v3N wrote:
When your 8 month old son bumps his head on the coffee table and you throw a small pillow at him and yell, "FIRST AID HERE!"
How's the Mandarin? I've heard there are some pretty dodgy translations in all the languages.jkohlc wrote:
memorizing all the arabic and english commands....chinese not applicable cuz im already a chinese
ShotYourSix wrote:
You often try to navigate web pages using the W S A D keys.
You're driving down the freeway and you suddenly call out to your passenger...."Enemy boat spotted!"
You automatically find yourself reaching for your trusty PKM every time someone cuts you off in traffic.
You’ve signed more than 3 checks using your BF2 nick.
You notice that it’s 5:39 AM and your first thought is “Holy shit!!! It's been 48 hours since I slept and I've been gaming for 46 of that. I've REALLY gotta reboot my machine before changing servers."
Your next-door neighbor often makes comments like “Wow! It sounded like you were totally kicking some ass at about 4:30 this morning!” (It happened....and I live in a house not an apartment!!)
Every time you call Domino’s the guy says "Do you freakin' SWEAR that you're gonna answer the door this time? Cause we KNOW you're in there!" Yeah....I've been known to chose points over pizza. If only I could figure out a way to have both....
For the first time in your life, after seeing YOUR NAME alongside that incredibly beautiful Gold Star in the score box, you FINALLY begin to understand the concept of self worth. You immediately call your parents to tell them that after giving the field of Engineering much consideration, that you have chosen to dedicate your life to Medicine in order that you might be able to prolong lives and reduce the amount of time spent suffering by others. Your mother wept, your father stumbled for words fit to say at such a momentous occasion, and you found your self worth rising yet another notch. Little did they know......
Your boss called you to see if it would be possible to schedule a convenient time in which you "might be able to drag your sorry ass in to work!!!” You told him you would get back to him on that...after which he said some very interesting things but you can't remember exactly what. You wrote a post it note to call him back at the end of next month in order to follow up on his comments.
Your dog left you for some dude with a Frisbee.....
3 days later you noticed that your girlfriend must have tagged along!
Your friends came by to hold an intervention but you didn't really get the point 'cause you couldn't hear them over all of the gunfire and profanity.
You check the BF2S forum more regularly than you check your mail.
You stub your toe and immediately scream out "I NEED A MEDIC HERE!!!"
One day while your internet connection was down you closed your eyes and came to the realization that all of the above were undeniably true. You even thought about joining a support group for hopeless BF2 addicts, but after some reflection, you decided those guys were all pussies and instead clicked the one icon on your desktop that you can hit every time......(even with your eyes closed).
It's 1am and even though you have to be to work in 5 hours you would rather talk about BF2 than sleep. On further reflection you ask yourself, "WTF am I doing here talking about the game when I could be playing it! Awww, fuck it. To hell with sleep....
"What are your orders, Sir?"
All the time....Murdock wrote:
o You say to yourself, just one more round before I go to bed. The next thing you know, it's way past your bedtime and you have to go to work the next day.
Lol same here and tall buildings tooMrE`158 wrote:
Whenever you pass by a construction site, you scan the cranes for snipers. ( I really do this. It's a bit worrying...)
Might be time to consider therapyThe_Jester wrote:
I was in Spain (S. Jose, near Almeria for the curious) on holiday the last summer.
One day we was at the beach and I was swimming quite far from the coast, like 200 meters. While swimming back, I was looking at all the people on the beach, so small in the distance.
At some point, for no reason at all, I thought: "Heck, give me a Hind and I'm gonna wipe all these motherfuckers in 2 minutes". Then I started to imagine how fun would have been circle strafing over that beach and killing all these harmless people.
And they running around hopelessly with their swimsuits.