MECtallica
Member
+73|7071|jalalabad
Okay yesterday WOW so many funny and odd things happened to me:(.

First I figured out if you spawn and get hit by artillery at the same time, you fly up, you dont die O_O. Second I was flying a jet on FuShe pass, and saw an APC, and a fully loaded car, so why not RAM em! I ram into the ground, the APC FLIPS OVER, and the car escapes. No lies, the APC literally flipped over and the apc survived, and continued to go take a base:(. And after that I decided to go play a mashtuur server. Okay well theres about 2 USMC troops assaulting the far far SE base (the MEC had it, originally USMC first base) My commander is in a tank just sitting there, none of the USMC had the ability to hurt him. THE COMMANDER DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THEM JUMPING ON AND OFF HIS TANK! They continued to do this, I watched and got shot, right by my commander. I continue to type COMMANDER, TWO GUYS BY YOU KILL THEM!    I spawn again and get killed, the commander doesnt notice.....


Third time I finally kill the guys, and the commander moves, and doesnt even notice I killed two guys right by his tank.  (I was even shooting his tank with an ERYX to get his attention!) And he says "hey noob heres the tank, I stole it from the enemy, since you want it to so much" He gets out and then go prones on top of a roof....


Some how a spec ops sneaks past him and plants C4 on my tank. Im watching and looking around for incoming enemies. I get blown up and the commander goes "stupid noob I give you the tank youre already dead" I got UGH so mad.


Now I swear the whole USMC is attacking this spawn where this is all happening. A blackhawk with like 4 people land right on the flag as I spawn. I had my PKM and proned and surprising took all the guys out in like 2 seconds with full auto XD! They shot the un aware commander.... So I  picked up a dead medics kit (from the blackhawk group) and ressurect him. And then I knife him. ANd then I ressurect him again XD, then he punishes me ...


Wierd day in BF2 for me. Im still laughing at how my J10 blew up and made the APC flip over XD
kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|7331|Toronto Canada
aw i tought this was an rl story
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7286|California

thats like that time i shot that one guy and he died.

aw i tought this was an rl story
future reference, stories usually have more structure, this is more of an informative article

Last edited by stryyker (2006-07-26 00:19:34)

MECtallica
Member
+73|7071|jalalabad
well, then its an informative post on the wierd things that happened to me
Noop-Ni
ROAR
+14|7065

MECtallica wrote:

Some how a spec ops sneaks past him and plants C4 on my tank. Im watching and looking around for incoming enemies. I get blown up and the commander goes "stupid noob I give you the tank youre already dead" I got UGH so mad.
I'd be annoyed too if I went to some effort to steal a tank, and then you got it killed almost immediately.

Just sayin'.
kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|7331|Toronto Canada
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Last edited by kessel! (2006-07-26 00:24:23)

Anfidurl
Use the bumper, that's what its for!
+103|7159|Lexington, Kentucky
I've flipped the LAV-25 with a buggie before. Oddly enough, I was trying to ram into him full speed with some C4 cause I was bored. He ended up tipping, with me going under his bow forcing him up. Strange.
MECtallica
Member
+73|7071|jalalabad
Yea but it was so stupid since the commander was sitting in the tank for 5 minutes not doing anything with it.
Noop-Ni
ROAR
+14|7065
Well, hey, if the commander is sitting in the enemy tank, that's one less tank for the enemy team. If you're dying in the enemy tank, not only do they get the tank back, but your team loses tickets too.

I'm just saying, I can kinda see where your commander was coming from.
Anfidurl
Use the bumper, that's what its for!
+103|7159|Lexington, Kentucky
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