Calling All Canadians!!!!!

2006-07-29 01:13:42

#1

Trigger_Happy_92: Uses the TV missle too much; +394|7067

hello our friends to the north, since we down here have a lot of jokes about you guys like:

- do u take the dogsled to school?

- is it snowing right now?

- do u live in an igloo?

-do u have a pet polar bear?

- did u get the internet this year?

i just wanted to know what jokes you guys have about us to the south. post away!

Last edited by Trigger_Happy_92 (2006-07-29 01:15:02)

2006-07-29 01:15:55

#2

kessel!: Peruvian Cocaine; +261|7183|Toronto Canada

do you sleep with your cousin?

can you count to ten?

are you missing some or all of your teeth?

do you live in a winnebago?

jks people

2006-07-29 01:16:37

#3

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7134

canadaz is teh best!

an excavation team in russia found a 2000 year old copper telephone line, so russia had telephone technology 2000 years ago
in USA they found a 3000 year old DSL line, so they had DSL 3000 years ago
in canada they found nothing. so they presumed they had wireless technology 5000 years ago

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2006-07-29 01:16:40

#4

Trigger_Happy_92: Uses the TV missle too much; +394|7067

lol, c'mon i know there are more people then kessel on here that are canadian!!! suck it up and tell us the jokes!!!

2006-07-29 01:22:50

#5

Skruples: Mod Incarnate; +234|7118

Canada is the 51st state. They just don't know it yet.

2006-07-29 01:24:29

#6

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7134

Skruples wrote:
Canada is the 51st state. They just don't know it yet.

and they think their better than america

2006-07-29 01:24:55

#7

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6980|British Columbia, Canada

I know a joke.. Bush..

2006-07-29 01:25:08

#8

kessel!: Peruvian Cocaine; +261|7183|Toronto Canada

maybe. especially with our new dumbass bush wannabe prime minister.

2006-07-29 01:27:38

#9

kessel!: Peruvian Cocaine; +261|7183|Toronto Canada

We have this show in Canada on CBC called Rick Mercer talks to americans. He basically uses the ignorance of many americans and puts together a solid half hour of comedy. kinda like borat

2006-07-29 01:31:48

#10

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6980|British Columbia, Canada

kessel! wrote:
We have this show in Canada on CBC called Rick Mercer talks to americans. He basically uses the ignorance of many americans and puts together a solid half hour of comedy. kinda like borat

Ya... There was one that asked Americans "what do Canadians do for fun" The Response from the Americans were so funy..

2006-07-29 01:41:21

#11

J3ST3R: Member; +59|6931|Vancouver, Canada

my joke is.......Maybe if they didnt spend so much time marching they wouldn't kill eachother

2006-07-29 02:14:27

#12

ShotYourSix: Boldly going nowhere...; +196|7137|Las Vegas

I LOVE Canadians (course I don't actually know any).

Some historian in heaven wrote:
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for 6 days. Eventually Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the 7th day.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards, through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it EARTH and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to the different parts of EARTH, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there, I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to different countries, "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God, "That's Canada, the most glorious place on EARTH. There's beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast-line. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there will be balance?"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them."

I love that joke (being a loudmouthed American bastard myself.....)

Last edited by ShotYourSix (2006-07-29 02:15:59)

2006-08-02 19:44:56

#13

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|7156|Toronto | Canada

kessel! wrote:
We have this show in Canada on CBC called Rick Mercer talks to americans. He basically uses the ignorance of many americans and puts together a solid half hour of comedy. kinda like borat

Website : http://www.cbc.ca/mercerreport/

Its actually hilarious

2006-08-02 19:55:51

#14

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|7076|BC, Canada

Winston_Churchill wrote:
kessel! wrote:
We have this show in Canada on CBC called Rick Mercer talks to americans. He basically uses the ignorance of many americans and puts together a solid half hour of comedy. kinda like borat
Website : http://www.cbc.ca/mercerreport/

Its actually hilarious

the one where he tells americans that canadians are stealing the american supply of silverfish, and a certian percentage of americans thought military action was necessary. so funny.

2006-08-02 19:57:45

#15

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|7076|BC, Canada

we just look south and laugh though.

2006-08-02 20:03:55

#16

JimmyBotswana: Member; +82|7003|Montreal

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Skruples wrote:
Canada is the 51st state. They just don't know it yet.
and they think their better than america

No we know we're better. Et nous parlons francais.

2006-08-02 20:08:29

#17

manitobapaintballa: Member; +32|7036

do u take the dogsled to school? only in the winter

- is it snowing right now? no its summer

- do u live in an igloo? not during the summer

-do u have a pet polar bear? no

- did u get the internet this year? no i think we got it a year before the states did

Last edited by manitobapaintballa (2006-08-02 20:08:55)

2006-08-02 20:55:03

#18

Hyper: Banned; +154|7168

were bigger and on top, if this was jail , you'd be our bitch.

2006-08-02 21:00:04

#19

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6967|Southeastern USA

^^^^^^^^
good one

I found this pic entitled "Canadian air force"

https://img69.imageshack.us/img69/976/canadianafma4.jpg

Last edited by kr@cker (2006-08-02 21:00:35)

2006-08-02 21:01:07

#20

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7138|California

Canada = America Jr.

2006-08-02 21:02:16

#21

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7134

stryyker wrote:
Canada = America Jr.

word

2006-08-02 21:09:24

#22

Prodie: Moderator Emeritus; +270|7192|Nova Scotia, Canada

JimmyBotswana wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Skruples wrote:
Canada is the 51st state. They just don't know it yet.
and they think their better than america
No we know we're better. Et nous parlons francais.

Ahhhh oui!

Canada > America

2006-08-02 21:10:43

#23

deadawakeing: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm; +145|6900

Trigger_Happy_92 wrote:
hello our friends to the north, since we down here have a lot of jokes about you guys like:

- do u take the dogsled to school?

- is it snowing right now?

- do u live in an igloo?

-do u have a pet polar bear?

- did u get the internet this year?

i just wanted to know what jokes you guys have about us to the south. post away!

1) NO
2)NO
3)NO
4)NO
5)NO

ROfl at all at roflcakes at the last one

+1 for this made me laugh

2006-08-02 21:13:52

#24

gburndred: tiga tiga tiga tiga tiga woods ya'll; +95|7056|Calgary,AB,Canada

Americans think that we should kill the caribou with timbits(the old fashion way). If you haven't been to tim hortons then you don't know the irony of this joke.

And bush thought that our old prime ministers name was john poutine, hmm what else, oh yeah, we call our 5$ bill a woody, and we finally legalized staplers

2006-08-02 21:14:38

#25

Tcx_1: Member; +3|7158|Alberta, Canada

J3ST3R wrote:
my joke is.......Maybe if they didnt spend so much time marching they wouldn't kill eachother

Kinda like how Americans dont kill each other at all since they dont 'march' right?

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Skruples wrote:

kessel! wrote:

Some historian in heaven wrote:

kessel! wrote:

Winston_Churchill wrote:

kessel! wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Skruples wrote:

stryyker wrote:

JimmyBotswana wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Skruples wrote:

Trigger_Happy_92 wrote:

J3ST3R wrote:

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