Don't you hate this sequence?

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2006-07-28 22:46:26

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7197|Washington, DC

In BF2:

Kill
Kill
die
MEDIC!
MEDIC!
MEDIC!
+1 death

repeat except without the Kill part, sprinkle in a few revives here and there

In Taraba Quarry:

Spawn
Run for planes
Miss out on planes
Get in jeep
Cap flag
Get Bombed
Go 6-26 for the rest of the round with a grand total of 20 points

In AF

Get in scout chopper or attack jet
Get some kills
Get locked on by AA
Die
Repeat without the kills

I particularly hate it when I've been having a very good amount of good rounds then suddenly I suck. Hell I normaly don't do well either, at best I have a 1.2 KDR on most days. Good days I can go 2.0, bad days (AKA every few hours) are like .6. Bleh.

2006-07-28 22:56:58

Mj.Blindfisch: Bulletdrop-Buddha; +338|7263|Germany

I guess my sequence on Wake would be like this:
Spawning on South Base
Placing 2 claymores
Getting FAV and driving to south tip
Sniperkills,sniperkills,back in FAV to take down blackhawk,back to sniperkills...

Now that's the best case scenario...I got 33/0 rounds with this sequence,as a sniper,only vehicle used was the FAV.

Now sometimes it's more like this:
Spawning on South Base
Idiots run off with all the jeeps and I have to walk
The moment I arrive there's a bomb landing on my head or an arty strike
Respawn
Arriving at the south tip and seeing that you are all by yourself and the rest of the team camps on the airfield
Tons of RIBs,blackhawks and cobras come your way,but no backup
You die defeating the beach and US takes South Base becauses nobody is fuckin' there!!
That's usually the beginning of the end for China.

2006-07-28 23:16:48

Cursed You: Member; +64|7154|Idaho

-Spawn
-Run, hide, go prone, wait for lag to go away, join a squad/create a squad
-check UAV for center of action
-plan to flank
-fail at flank
-random shots
-random kills
-death

2006-07-28 23:22:01

darkcrystal: First Aid! Here!; +12|7254

heres what just happened:

spawn
get in chopper (a good pilot, finally)
get some kills
die
get in chopper w/good pilot again
get a few kills
lag
server crash
game crash

gg

the sf helo badge escapes me again

2006-07-28 23:24:44

Madhadda1: Member; +270|7111|Cedar Rapids, Iowa

ahh dark crystal just fly with me on mass destruction...

spawn get in chopper (kick ass hind)
kill
kill
kill
kill
get locked 2 hit
go to heli pad
kill
kill
lag
crash....

thats how most games are and im not trying to brag.. chopper whoring on mass distruction is "the balls" or however thoughs kids say it nowa days

2006-07-28 23:25:59

p1.topher: Member; +16|7054|USA

Back in my Kark days..

-spawn at US arti base
-die from MEC arti
-spawn same place, die from random nade
-same spawn place
-get to fence, walk into claymore
-spawn at gas station, wait for armor, get tk'd for it
-spawn at US arti base
-die from MEC arti
-switch to MEC side
-spawn at hotel, die from US arti
-spawn at hotel, spam nades at US side, get two tk's, two punishes, get kicked from server
-close bf2 and watch porn

2006-07-28 23:30:44

xtrem3_4c3: Australian Field Operative; +29|7055|Australia. Land of ZeR0 pr0N

On Sharqi Peninsula

Spawn
Go for tank
Miss Tank
Run to city entrance
Kill
Neutralise base
Die
Server makes me swap team

2006-07-28 23:32:27

Madhadda1: Member; +270|7111|Cedar Rapids, Iowa

p1.topher wrote:
Back in my Kark days..

-spawn at US arti base
-die from MEC arti
-spawn same place, die from random nade
-same spawn place
-get to fence, walk into claymore
-spawn at gas station, wait for armor, get tk'd for it
-spawn at US arti base
-die from MEC arti
-switch to MEC side
-spawn at hotel, die from US arti
-spawn at hotel, spam nades at US side, get two tk's, two punishes, get kicked from server
-close bf2 and watch porn

its true for me to.. execpt the porn part...

2006-07-28 23:33:40

p1.topher: Member; +16|7054|USA

Everyone releases their frustration in different ways......

2006-07-29 02:16:47

EvilJebus: Member; +11|7191

Spawn
EvilJebus [Killed] ExecutionerStyle
EvilJebus [Killed] ExecutionerStyle
EvilJebus [Killed] ExecutionerStyle
EvilJebus [Killed] ExecutionerStyle
EvilJebus [Killed] ExecutionerStyle
EvilJebus [Killed] ExecutionerStyle
EvilJebus [Killed] ExecutionerStyle
ExecutionerStyle: Dude WTF YOU FUCKING HACKER!
ExecutionerStyle: WHY WON'T ANYBODY REVIVE ME!
EvilJebus: Yeah, I pwn

2006-07-29 03:23:50

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|7208|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

EvilJebus wrote:
Spawn
EvilJebus [Killed] ExecutionerStyle
EvilJebus [Killed] ExecutionerStyle
EvilJebus [Killed] ExecutionerStyle
EvilJebus [Killed] ExecutionerStyle
EvilJebus [Killed] ExecutionerStyle
EvilJebus [Killed] ExecutionerStyle
EvilJebus [Killed] ExecutionerStyle
ExecutionerStyle: Dude WTF YOU FUCKING HACKER!
ExecutionerStyle: WHY WON'T ANYBODY REVIVE ME!
EvilJebus: Yeah, I pwn

you fail at teh comedy.

2006-07-29 03:40:37

UK|Hooligan: Seriously, fuck off.; +103|7254|"The Empire"

Cursed You wrote:
-Run, hide, go prone, wait for lag to go away

This used to be so true for me, hide and wait for the lag go before i could do anything so i dont die before i do anything, then i got 2 gig of ram and what a difference, straight on the map no lag but get TK for tank/apc and still die before i do anything!!

2006-07-29 03:48:52

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|7099|Denmizzark!!

spawn
get in j-10
answer girlfriend on the phone
crash because I have to fly using my elbow

2006-07-29 03:59:27

.ACB|_Cutthroat1: No place like 127.0.0.1; +76|7262|Gold Coast,QLD,Australia

spawn
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
end up 50-0
1.3 Server Crash
cry
runs to room
turns on stereo playing simple plan at max volume
slits wrist
writes with blood on wall

2006-07-29 04:15:07

JG1567JG: Member; +110|7154|United States of America

Spawn
Get Tank
Take out Enemy Armor
Request supplies
nothing
nothing
Kill
Kill
Request supplies
Kill
nothing
nothing
Caps Lock (There is a commander)
Request supplies
nothing
nothing
Kill
Land one shot on enemy tank
Blown up by enemy tank

2006-07-29 10:46:22

Todd_Angelo: Leukocyte; +336|7193|Warlord

We feel you dude, everyone will have been there at some point.

ExecutionerStyle wrote:
Go 6-26 for the rest of the round with a grand total of 20 points

Oh dear, that's Purple Heart territory.

But I see you're lying since you don't have one

Kudos for sticking with it if it gets this bad but there's a reason my alternate account doesn't have one and I'll never get it again.

2006-07-29 11:13:23

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7219

Warlord:

-Kill
-Kill
-Kill
-Kill
-Pick up AK-101
-Kill
-Kill
-Kill
-Kill
-Run into claymore
-Get banned by admin

2006-07-29 11:25:08

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7282

my day at EATW

kill
kill
teamate runs infront of my line of fire (tk)
get punished
die
asking for revive
asking for revive the 20th time
respawn

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2006-07-29 11:32:25

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|7084|Montucky

Karkand
Spawn as sniper (MEC)
Hang out and be Groovy untill Nade spamming ends.
place a few clays in meat grinder
kill
kill
teamkill
teamkill
kill
kill
Death by Arty.
Spawn at Square since MEC lost hotel.
Climb atop building.
Kill
Kill
Kill
Kill
Kill
Kill
Death by Humvee
Get randomy switched to USMC.
Spawn.
Die by Arty
Revive
Die by APC
Revive
Die by 'nade.
Revive
Die by some sniper
Revive
Die by APC
Spawn
Die by Aarty
Spawn
Die by Claymore as i run towards hotel.

Spawn at left Arty Spawn (USMC)
Make my way to suburbs
Cap Flag
Make my way to Train Accident
Cap Flag
*Notice Suburb is now under Mec Control*
Steal a Vodnik and move towards Factory.
Climb Crane, sit atop building at factory waiting for squad to spawn on me.
Death by Cartillery.

Disconnect from Server.

Join server playing Mashtuur City
KILL
KILL
KILL
KILL
KILL

rinse, lather and repeat.

2006-07-29 11:46:19

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|7093|Singapore

Wake up.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Restart Comp.
Plays BF2.
Game Crash.
Turn off comp.
Sleep.

Rinse and repeat.
Thats my day.

2006-07-29 11:53:46

Arcano-D.E.S: Member; +13|7112

Taraba:
Apply for commander and watch all the tanks leave.
Lose it to some nobody who has more points.
Grab car, goto flag.
Show up one second after the flag is capped.
Proceed to next flag. Show up one second after it is capped.
Rush to next flag, determined to get points.
Run over teammate and then get tk'd by F-15.
Spawn jump in tank.
Beep. beep.... boom.
Spawn jump in tank.
Beep, beep.... boom.
Spawn jump in tank.
Beep, beep.... boom.
Disconnect and find a Great Wall server.

I think I finished with 8 pts after 20 minutes or so.

2006-07-29 11:55:19

TrashBlinD: french canadians suck; +135|7208|can

Start BF2
Join Game
Crash to Desktop
Rejoin
Spawn
Killed by APC
Spawn
Killed by arty
Spawn
Killed by arty
Spawn
Killed by arty
Spawn
Killed by artySpawn
Killed by arty
Spawn
Killed by arty

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