BrOk_MoRdU
Psychotic Sniper Inc.
+76|7118|The Land of Claywhore
Finally! Home from work and ready to kick some ass and take err...um forget names.Roommate is outta town which means i can be as loud as i want.I think I'll play some reg. BF2.*click*

"EA games.Challenge everything"..............esc....esc....login

I'll stop at BFHQ and check out my shiny medals*click*......ooohhh....aahhh!

Ready to play....Multiplayer*click*.....What map do i want to play?  How about some Dalian Plant,Yay!
Join server....*click*

loading...loading...loading........................loading.....join game*click*  Oh look,it's my desk top.Nothing new.
Happens at least once a day. I'll try again.*click*"EA games.Challenge everything"..............esc....esc....login

Ready to play....Multiplayer*click*.....join server*click*loading...loading...loading..........join game*click*

*spawn*Got my tank and I'm ready storm the first enemy flag...vroooooom....vroooom......bang!bang!bang!

you killed nubishkins
you killed <{1337 noob}>
you received points for flag capture

                                                  There is a problem with your connection

                                                  connection to the server has been lost

WTF? Fuck it! I'll try a different map.Hmm...Dragon Valley,and there's only 28 of 64 players.That looks like fun*click*loading...loading...loading..........join game*click*

OK. I'm USA*spawn*What the hell is going on here?

<TEAM>noobifier"thats my chopper"
<TEAM>noobzilla"no way  it's mine"*proceeds to TK for a vehicle*

Where's our commander?Oh,he's flying around in an F-35B.

esc......disconnect*click*

Now I'm pissed! Time to go on a P/K server and throw grenades around like it was my job.

Multi-player*click*.....join server*click*loading...loading...loading..........join game*click*

Frag out..!!BOOM!!

you killed a cheater
you killed a statpadder

Frag out..!!BOOM!!

you killed another statpadder

Ahhh.....Now this is some serious stress relief.

Time for me too get something to eat.
Quit*click*

Last edited by BrOk_MoRdU (2006-07-31 20:57:32)

rambo_killin_SOB
bunny hopping nade spammer
+61|7078
good story
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|7138

So deep and emotional. You really captured the scene well.

>_>

That's 1.3 for you.
safshep
What's so special about titles anyway?
+40|7313|Minnesota, USA
you should turn that into a haiku, now that would be awesome!
{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank
U.S. > Iran
+497|7144|Florida
sounds like a typical night of bf2 lol
TrashBlinD
french canadians suck
+135|7208|can
1.3 Ftw
BolvisOculus
Spagett!
+167|7185|Manitowoc, WI
you know you can get rid of the intro movie and the EA and DICE intro at the beggining right?  just go into your movies folder and delete anything that isnt menu_loggin (there should be 2).  if you really want to keep them then just rename them to anything that isnt .bik

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