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stryyker wrote:

wow, horrible comeback.

and you think thats bad? ive had pingspikes of 38000 before

spawnofthemist wrote:

stryyker wrote:

wow, horrible comeback.

and you think thats bad? ive had pingspikes of 38000 before

my comeback was horrible? or his failure at one?

Scr0k wrote:

Wow dude you must be refreshing the page just waiting for a reply. That in itself is a failure.

Yeah I know, you are going to call me a failure. Whatever.

elmo wrote:

One day Jamez came to my home with a big kitchen knive, he knived my pony his tail of I was like wtf you hackx noob im gonna come kill ur pony with a cardoor u biatch,

so I got a cardoor and started smacking jamez his pony but it just wouldnt die, turned out the creature had eaten so many carrots that it couldnt die, I was like wtf you whore so I got my tv missile on my shoulder and it was like boom because I never miss and stuff, the whole pony was done with man.

after that Terror was like WTF, omg you fuckin elmo! so he went to the kitchen shop and buyed the 2 biggest kitchenknifes he could find. he also bought some ducktape. he ducktaped the the knifes to his shoes and whent to elmo's house with a shotgun. he ringed the bell and elmo's mom opened the door, Terror blew her head off and pumped her whole buddy full of lead! after that he went to elmo's room, he stormed in and jelled "im going to fuckin destroy you nigger!" and Terror started to kick elmo with knifes on his feet! he kicked about 50 times and shitted in elmo's mouth. When he was finnaly finished he went to his father that was having a nice beer. Terror hates elmo's father so much because his father is a fuckin jew and has aids and sucks pony's. he stabbed the father between his ribs and ducktaped the body behind his bike and drove around town, all the people liked terror very much because they all hated elmo and his family! Terror got an award and 100000000000 euro! Terror was so happy with the money that he pissed over elmo's father and burned elmo's house! after that went home to eat some pie.

Spawnofthemist is fuckin retarded! so james holded his shit for 3 days and went to his house!
he chopped off spawnofthemist's legs and shitteed his mouth full. He was so full of shit that his stumach exploded and spawnofthemist died with very much pain! Terror, james, milk and elmo were al laughing very loud when they saw Spawn was in very much pain! the pissed over him, and trowed pony's on him while he was dieing!

then the national pony enviroment at jamez his house got burned by evil pony killers, they killed jamez his pony to!! Jamez was soo mad and he went into the city to get some cigarettes

but then he realized that he couldnt walk anymore because elmo cut his legs of with a piece of wood..

jamez crawled into the city bleeding heavenly out of his legs, and people laughed to him so jamez got even madder, he decided to take some jews, and place them in his artillery guns he had at home, he placed a barrage right at the city and he killed the whole city with ease, but elmo has his legs still

the jews he had killed all turned into pie eating zombies... but elmo didnt know..

he went home for a nice apple pie after the nuclear lollercaust he'd just performed.. thats enough jewkilling for this hour elmo said..

the shit that james was holding of spawn's turned radioactive and blew up elmo's chopper which he was most displeased at.. and started to cry.. about pie.. when all the jews died.. because he was high.. from pie...

then the jewzombies attacked.. and cheesegrated elmo's penis into a bowl and made him eat it.. with pony pube salad...

terror looked on as elmo chewed on his own dick.. and said "i always knew you liked the cock elmo! you fag!"

but terror didnt realize that elmo, was still a bit not retarted, so elmo started chewing on terror his dick to, terror was like wtf? And then elmo suddenly bit his cock off! terror his cock was only 20 feet long and holded most of terror his blood, so terror died of bloodloss

elmo was laughing so hard that he didnt care anymore that he lost his penis and his helicopter, then the dad his pony came with a carrot and stuck it up jamez his ass, jamez liked this because jamez is a little fag, elmo wanted a piece of the carrot to but the ponydad said no..

ofcourse elmo couldnt take this and got blackfox by his feet, and pushed him far into the rectal cavity of the dad pony, the dad pony exploded because blackfox sudenly did a russian dance! The guts were all over the place..

spawnofthemist wrote:

ScRoGG wrote:

spawnofthemist wrote:

your tag fails.
your ping fails.
your thread fails.

just because your karma is high doesnt mean your dick is bigger than mine

gg

yes it does.

ScRoGG wrote:

spawnofthemist wrote:

your tag fails.
your ping fails.
your thread fails.

just because your karma is high doesnt mean your dick is bigger than mine

gg

Last edited by Hyper (2006-08-01 19:28:11)

TrashBlinD wrote:

1337 ping? WTF how do you get a ping that high

Flecco wrote:

Shit that is a strange quote there JaM3z. Easy on the skag old boy, no need to smoke so much weed.